User:Anon89863/Adrenalineon

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The man himself.

Adrenalineon

Adrenalineon aka Adren is an aboriginal transsexual autist who also happens to be the moderator of the /pol/andcraft Minecraft server originally created to distract summerfags from the 4chan board, /pol/, and is also known for being the worst Minecraft administrator in existence. Adren's hobbies include lying about being "aryan" on the internet, dyeing his hair blonde to hide his aboriginal features, coming up with ridiculous conspiracy theories about nazi UFOs, sucking jew cock, and jacking off into a pinkie pie plush toy. When he is not doing these things, he is busy huffing petrol and proceeding to go on a power-trip on his minecraft server by banning any player who refuses to suck his dick. Due to severe butthurt caused by autism, Adren will b& anyone who challenges his views attempts to have fun on his server. If you attempt to call him out on his bullshit or point out that the Nazis could not have created a UFO that is entirely unaffected by air resistance due to violation of the laws of physics he will fly into an autismal rage and you will invariably get b&.


Despite claiming to be of pure German ancestry, Adren is at least 90% aboriginal due to the fact that all individuals living in Australia for over three generations possess the H34-K1383 gene causing them to lose their white European characteristics and develop a more aborigine-like appearance and mental functionality. By eight generations the transformation is complete and individuals begin to exhibit the traits displayed by the natives such as intelligence levels and appearance, even showing preferences for their housing styles. He is also part mongoloid due to the fact that Germany was raped by slavs at the end of WWII. His lack of intellect can further be attributed to the fact that the chemicals found in blonde hair dye such as Dihydro-nitrogen peroxide result in a lowering of IQ by at least fifty points according to several peer reviewed university studies. This is undisputed fact.