Tripfag Orgy
The Great /v/ Tripfag Orgy occurred late November 1st and early November 2nd, 2007.
Godot, a common namefag on /v/, told Anonymous that it was impossible to produce Rule 34 of his namesake, a coffee-drinking, Geordi Laforge VISORing character from Phoenix Wright. However, Anonymous did not step up to this task. Rather, it was Epic Skull Guy, a Tripfag known on /v/ for using pictures with EFG wearing Majora's Mask and generally being a faggot, who took it upon himself to enforce Rule 34. He produced a highly detailed MSpaint of himself fucking Godot in the ass. Though ESG's presence in the thread attracted sagebombers from all across /v/, they were soon outnumbered by the large number of /v/irgins hailing the new Rule 34 on Godot, lulzing, and fapping furiously.
Not to be outdone, Donkey Kong, another prominent Tripfag, entered into the picture. He edited himself into the background using a still from the Teletoon Donkey Kong show, so it looked like he was fucking ESG while ESG was fucking Godot. Anonymous again erupted in elation and lulz. Shortly after, ESG responded by editing in yet another Tripfag, this time Goemon, face-fucking Godot. And so began the Great Tripfag Orgy.
Tripfags from all across 4chan gathered into /v/ to watch, and for some to join, this blessed event. Sagebombers attempted to destroy the thread, as they were unhappy with anything epic that was not made of IDORT, Xbox Kid, or Robotnik Edits. However, they were largely unsuccessful as the flood of many Anonymous desperate for lulz overpowered their efforts. Eventually, the modfags deleted the thread, but it was quickly remade by ESG. Tripfags edited the orgy image, expanding it to massive proportions, with DK and ESG leading the helm. Every time modfags deleted a thread, several new ones instantly sprung up, made by Tripfags and Anonymous both, in order to continue the orgy.
Ultimately, ESG and DK were banned by modfags with their dicks stuffed up their own assholes, and any Anonymous who mentioned the orgy thread was promptly banned as well. Several orgy revivals were posted, with mods deleting the topics and banning everyone who posted in them. ESG and DK tribute threads also appeared, with Anonymous honoring those tripfags that strove for great epic lulz and fell during their journey. These tribute threads, despite not being hostile at all, were also deleted by mods, with all people involved banned in droves as well. Eventually, bans begun to be handed out whenever ESG or DK were mentioned at all, even outside of the context of the orgy, because the mods couldn't stand anything epic happening that was not of their designs of faggotry.
The third orgy thread has been archived on 4chanarchive - it was almost instantly accepted, despite mods desperately attempting to stop it. Every thread that mentioned the archive link was also instantly shut down and all who posted in it banned.
More lulz to come as the situation develops/DK and ESG return from their ban/proxy their way back to /v/. More pics to follow. ESG has returned after a three-day ban, while DK is still suffering out a 13-day ban. Upon the return of both of them (DK used a proxy), several Anonymous decided to post Orgy Revival threads, beginning with the last stage of the orgy as depicted above. Both ESG and DK continued the orgy and creating lulz, until a sagebot posting car pictures completely overwhelmed them. This second orgy attempt was not marred by modfags, as they were all off trapfapping. Eventually, both ESG and DK tired of their threads being fagged up by a single sagebot spammer, and let the orgy die. However, Anonymous persevered, and made one final edit - a picture of himself, Anonymous, mouthfucking Midna, that little fucking slut of an imp with hot fappable child-bearing hips that you would fuck regardless of whether it was furry or not if you were furry.
Tripfags/Namefags featured within the orgy in order of appearance
- Epic Skull Guy
- Godot
- Donkey Kong
- Goemon
- Saging Chicken
- Sabrina's Fanboy
- /v/'s Mods
- Ultros
- Feraligatr
- Zetto San
- Link
- Boss Nigger
- 343 Guilty Spark
- Edgeworth
- some nigra
- King Dedede
- Mareka
- Blumarine
- Knuckles
- Lucemon
- Sonic
- Brock
- Midna
- Boxxy
- Anonymous
