The Many-worlds interpretation

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Interested in reading an ED aspie's attempt at explaining something so fucking complicated his 13-year-old brain can't produce a solid anecdote? Here you go! Maybe in another world or universe, you can be as awesome and creative as he!

What does this mean?

The many-worlds interpretation is a lazy tactic to explain away the possible outcomes of a given event that didn't happen. Instead of just saying that Schrodinger's cat is either alive or dead, physicists cross their arms over their chests like five year olds and insist that the cat is both alive and dead. According to the theory they both exist, in the same place at the same time except one universe can never, ever interact with the other. So our home universe has a billion trillion imaginary friends that conveniently squares the clusterfuck circle of modern physics. But you can't see them, and that proves they are real. It's a fundamental tenet of the modern cult of science, and makes about as much sense as any other cult. The next time a hedonist internet atheist prattles on about the proven nature of his religion, ask him about the fundamentally unprovable nature of the many world interpretation, and the incoherence it's rejection introduces. When they piss and moan about your argument, remind them many worlds is a deterministic theory, and so you were destined to make them butthurt.

Were this batshittery to be true, there would right now be an infinite number of universes in which ED.com would still exist, in competent hands while Sherrod's mortal remains rotted in a ditch, her diseased cunt oozing with gallons of rape-cum. There may even be a universe where ED was inhabited by attractive and physically fit people of means, although anyone reading it is doubtlessly still a fat retard slob with a hand for a girlfriend.

See also

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