The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai
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Basically /b/- The Movie.
The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a Japanese porno that makes appearances on /b/ TV because it is so full of lulz. As well as starring an ugly Japanese chick with disgustingly large lips, it is full of philospohical and controversial ideas. For reasons unknown, George Bush appears through a bucket of water and Sachiko receives his cloned finger. Guided by a blurry string, it then chases her up a flight of stairs, and fingers her while George sits there and speaks to her in fluent Japanese. She also gets shot in the head; later on the bullet hole gets fucked, too.
