Talk:Paul Walker

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the upcoming memorial

a bunch of fans have scheduled a memorial for him. my sympathy meter for rich people who die fiery deaths in high speed car wrecks is broken, and this fan memorial is a sickening case of celebrity worship or memorial tourism. the irony is that they ask that people drive slowly while they're doing this, but imo, someone should channel Paul Walker's spirit and drag race all along that stretch of road during whatever gay shit they intend to do there, and maybe even crash into their gay ass memorial. maybe even do it while a bunch of them are there and take out some of the brain dead celebrity worshiping idiots who look down their noses at junkies who die, thinking "well they don't deserve sympathy because they died due to bad choices", yet travel long distances to grieve for a rich person that they never even met. i hate people. -hipcrime 01:27, 6 December 2013 (EST)

• Mr.Jonzz 01:43, 6 December 2013 (EST)
^awesome. should be at the top of the article. here are some images from the facebook event page:

if anyone wants to add them, feel free. i never saw whatever movie he was in, so i don't really care much but when i saw the people on the news digging around the crash site to scavenge hunks of metal, i don't think there is any way to feel more contempt for everything surrounding this. -hipcrime 02:08, 6 December 2013 (EST)

wait, have you actually never seen a F&F movie? --Likeicare 04:53, 6 December 2013 (EST)
I haven't, they look gay as fuck... :/ Mr.Jonzz 06:44, 6 December 2013 (EST)
i haven't either. since the early 1990s, i have been more or less broke, so when it comes to deciding where to spend my welfare check, the movie theater just didn't make the cut. besides, Hollywood is run by fags, Scientologists and Jews anyway. and spoiled rich kids who like to drag race. 1000 internets to anyone who can come up with the autopsy pix... the fake one on the page is a nice touch, but i'd like to see the real ones. as for the WBC picket, hell it's practically an honor nowadays to be picketed by Phelps, and frankly he shouldn't waste his time on this road smudge. -hipcrime 12:22, 6 December 2013 (EST)