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8/10 Needs moar butthurt

This made me lol, but something's missing from this article that is present in so many other articles that made me appreciate your satirical genius.

Srsly guys, this article isn't "harsh" enough. It seems to be on the safe side, when I know you've ræped subjects such as Lucky Star and Sonic the Hedgehog. If anything deserves to have its asscheeks spread wide for Bubba to destroy it, it's MLP and its antichrist creator. KILL IT WITH FIRE.


TL;DR

ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA

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Y U NO RAPE MLP!?

Kthxbai, B1KWikis 12:38, 2 September 2012 (EDT)

There is too many ponyfags on ED that will take our your edits. Lord Tony 16:08, 2 September 2012 (EDT)
>implying there are and they care. Just stfu. PD: What is your psychosis on ponyfags? Why the fuck you see them everywhere? Do you have any psychosexual traumas that could trigger these?   Andrés    talk    contribs   16:10, 2 September 2012 (EDT)
Well, i guess there's some butthurt there... Shifty 20:48, 2 September 2012 (EDT)
Meh it is weary to see him dragging attention by "fucking wanting to kill bronies". Most people here (a.k.a. the ones that matter) think the same, tho.   Andrés    talk    contribs   20:50, 2 September 2012 (EDT)

Well, I'm a brony and I lol hard to articles like MLP and Brony. Mgs 21:48, 2 September 2012 (EDT)

Because you are a sick ponyfag only in it for "bronies trolling bronies" when that's not what this is about. Lord Tony 22:30, 2 September 2012 (EDT)
Mgs 23:29, 2 September 2012 (EDT)
Did You Know: Lord Tony tried to delete Mgs' comment. So much for "Needs moar butthurt".

-Gray 01:39, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

Ponyfags need no free speech. Lord Tony 02:01, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

Relax Lord Brony, it's a picture, not a DICK, so don't take it so hard (in the ass). --Onideus 16:13, 18 February 2013 (EST)
If you remove more comments you are vandalizing and I will ban you. Go do something more productive than bitch on this page about how much you hate MLP. ~Oblique 02:36, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
Everybody shut the fuck up about your politics. Let's just look for butthurt and add it to the article. Shifty 02:38, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
Lord Tony, ED is the defender of free speech in every capacity. Bronies are allowed to voice their opinion, and we are allowed to laugh at them. If you don't understand Encyclopedia Dramatica and it's goals then please leave. Also B1KWikis, we don't write with butthurt, we write with satire and lulz in mind, I suggest you read the article again if you think it is anything less than extremely critical. Elvis 08:15, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
We must make it moar critical.--Ostoneo69 09:59, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
Did i forget to say please or something? Let's start talking about the article. Like, how will we add 2 points of butthurt to it? How about a quotes section? A reaction section? Please submit something productive or fuck off. This isn't the place to have a paragraph long pissing match guys.  — Preceding comment added by Shifty (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

And bronies are faggots. Shifty 10:47, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

Feel free to add a quotes section, but remember to add anything that bronies say to the quotes section on the brony page.Elvis 11:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

LOL Lord Tony tried to delete my comment. Lord Tony, don't so upset about bronies, of course we are all sick fucks who fap to horses, but you don't need to be shy, just look me in the eye! Mgs 11:33, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

this whole section
lol -hipcrime 18:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
Perhaps we can make a record of all the people who vandalized it? Like on the furfag page? Shifty 21:05, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
No, thats retarded. Nobody cares about the idiots that are no one OTI that see this article and want it to be purged from the internets. Also, fuck you Lord Tony, nobody cares about your deep hatred to ponyfags.

  Andrés    talk    contribs   21:13, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

People do have a point. Lord Tony if you hate MLP and bronies, that's fine. But there's no need to behave like Hitler on every single pony/brony subject.
* Much to work with here, if you can tolerate the pink.Dsgrntld 16:32, 18 February 2013 (EST)

This is your ponyfag fandom.

MegaScience: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8323/8082142760_baf39d6e1f_o.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8463/8080947002_ff39bfcf8f_o.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8048/8085098722_9161756920_o.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8323/8085097404_45f65bf4e6_o.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8048/8085074045_b164b3aaaa_k.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8046/8085073094_71769d074c_k.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8195/8091694178_0eff75e316_k.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8331/8091687651_57101acbdb_k.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8050/8091687927_6565d1345d_k.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8195/8091695254_72f5d22bbf_k.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8466/8090124595_b448785e5e_o.jpg Tord Lony: first pic is a man MegaScience: They're all the same person Tord Lony: it's a man MegaScience: And so are you Tord Lony: a man in drag Tord Lony: dressing up as a girl

  • Male ponyfags dressing up as girls, dressing up as ponies. Lord Tony 20:17, 16 October 2012 (EDT)
CUTE! I would totally fall in love with these girls if they weren't into MLP :3 Mike the Great (talk) 20:21, 16 October 2012 (EDT)

If you like bronies then like this page.

https://www.facebook.com/KillAllPonies

Only up for a couple hours and I got a few butthurt bronies crying so I had to block them.Lord Tony 15:44, 19 October 2012 (EDT)
Your tears are delicious! Mgs 17:13, 4 December 2012 (EST)

You know...

I find it hard to believe that, about a decade ago, there was a group of people who were into the Powerpuff Girls and they never put their asses on a fan, turned it on, and spread their shit all over the internet like Bronies today are doing. It's nice to note that both MLP:FiM and the Powerpuff Girls are both made by the same director, Lauren Faust. So, apparently, a show about a bunch of kindergardeners fucking flying and shooting lasers out of their eyes and shit is too embarrasing to show the world. But, a show about a bunch of fucking technicolor horses running around in an imaginary world is perfectly fine and that the whole world must know that they watch a girl's show. Sorry for the TL;DR. :/ --Zanny 19:38, 18 December 2012 (EST)

The internet wasn't as mainstream then. -Gray 20:05, 18 December 2012 (EST)
CRAIG MCKRAKEN MADE FUCKING POWERPUFF GIRLS, GET IT RIGHT! Lord Tony 08:34, 19 December 2012 (EST)

One very interesting death threat I've recieved.

 
 
Fuck you. Fuck you in the eyes and fuck you in every hole you have, you fucking putrid piece of anti-ponyfag. I hope you will die in a fucking hellfire, you human being lummox, and I quite frankly have always hated you even more than any anti-brony. Fucking ANTI-BRONIES. I wish you would just off yourself with the largest gun you can find and shoot yourself in the god damn ears, you Tw@Pickle! How the fuck have you not gotten yourself killed, you FaggotNiggaDicksChlongaofDutyholic. When anyone calls us haters, he is talking about YOU. Not us, all we do is love and tolerate the shit outta anyone and you just jackoff all over all we work for. Remember when your hand was stuck in your kettle? Well next time it will be your other hand in the trash bin, and no one will want to help you. You're such a cock-ass dichotic and no one in EQUESTIA (even Ponyville_ even likes you. Not even Derpy & Crackle. FUCK YOU, STINKY HAT OF ANTI-PONYFAG!
 

 

—mrkm5600

Where is all that love and tolerate? Lord Tony 08:25, 19 December 2012 (EST)

He seems mad.--Ostoneo69 18:56, 19 December 2012 (EST)
Nah, he sounds pretty calm. --Shifty 19:35, 19 December 2012 (EST)
Not even Derpy & Crackle. :( Lord Tony 02:04, 20 December 2012 (EST)

DEAR GOD, IT'S EVOLVING!

Anyone else seen this shit: http://sakuranoruu.deviantart.com/gallery/

Basically mixing Weeaboo with My Little Pony plus a dash of pedophilia to create an epic new abomination. o_O

--Onideus 12:32, 23 December 2012 (EST)

Fuck ponyfags. Lord Tony 15:31, 23 December 2012 (EST)
My God.... Just look at that detail. The nerve-wrecking thought of somebody actually taking so much time and effort to create those... those... things! This is just like what goes on in the minds of serial killers. This must be stopped, and quickly! Save the whales! Breed them so we can eat whale jerky! 16:19, 23 December 2012 (EST)

Broniettes. New name for all the female faggot versions of guys. Lazarus

Ask Crinkleloo

Just noticed this: http://crinkleloo.tumblr.com/

Not sure if it's on the article yet or not, but it's pretty lulzy stuff. There's quite a number of these "fetish spin-offs", where fetish communities have taken the popularity of the series and are milking it for fap fodder and so forth. --Onideus 23:52, 28 January 2013 (EST)

My Little Emo

Holy crap this is actually pretty awesome:

http://ventious.deviantart.com/gallery/

Why can't they make the series like *THAT*! :D

--Onideus 19:59, 17 February 2013 (EST)

Of all of his drawings, I only liked this one. -Gray 21:54, 17 February 2013 (EST)
  • That one is my favorite! I also like the one with the tree/stick growing out of the little pony's head. LOL
  • That's not true, *I* would watch it! ...of course, I watch pretty much ~everything~ so maybe that doesn't count. Even things I don't like, I like to see, just because the things I ~don't~ like make me who I am just as much as the things I ~do~ like, so it just makes sense to be happy about them, because who would you be without the things that define you (good and bad)? Philosophy 'n shit, yo! --Onideus 16:10, 18 February 2013 (EST)
*pictures you stomping up and down with indignant frustration*
LOL Your response is even funnier that way! :D
--Onideus 17:47, 18 February 2013 (EST)
All I did was post from a business standpoint. Denying that radical change will always have a positive effect on sales and reception is foolish. Hasbro isn't going to cater to the demands of a daiperfur because he wants it. Save the whales! Breed them so we can eat whale jerky! 18:02, 18 February 2013 (EST)
You = Ruining the hopes of dreams of unique little snowflakes everywhere. FOR SHAME!
--Onideus 18:13, 18 February 2013 (EST)
Nope, I'm a little late on that one. Save the whales! Breed them so we can eat whale jerky! 18:18, 18 February 2013 (EST)

I don't like it. Lord Tony 06:47, 5 May 2013 (EDT)

Equestria Girls

It's strange that this page didn't mention the movie Equestria Girls the bronies are so hyped up about. All I know is they turned human from a alternate world. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 14:06, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

I'm pretty sure they're only doing that in order to maintain stricter copyright holds, given how much of *THIS* has suddenly been turning up in the past year. The bronies in general I think are probably less interested on the whole, mostly because a significant portion of their user base is closet furries simply looking for a more "mainstream" (and less hated/stereotyped) form to express their animal love. --Onideus 14:18, 24 June 2013 (EDT)
From what I understand, it has really divided the Brony community and generated a good amount of drama to add to the fallout from the end of the previous season. To be honest though I think there's no section on it in the article because the internet has sort of moved on from watching the inner drama of the Bronies. While I haven't ventured over to any of their sites in several months I imagine that if the movie isn't gaining any buzz among the fanbase it's indeed because its leaders, like Sethisto, are hardcore furries that have been trying to suppress humanization of the characters since the fandom's creation. BakaRed 15:15, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

MLP Porno Movie

Title says it all.

On Tumblr there is some kind of cosplay porno movie based on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Except the title is called My Little Horny: Fucking is Magic. Click here to see for yourself. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 05:17, 11 October 2013 (EDT)

Season 4

It begins today. Your thoughts? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 22:11, 23 November 2013 (EST)

I'm waiting for the Tony's of the world to erupt into a frothing, murderous rage. They're much funnier than any deviant.   VX BREATHE DEEP   22:39, 23 November 2013 (EST)
Oh yeah those comments were lulzy when Lord Tony flaps his mouth about it. He's like the Adolf Hitler of all anti-ponies/bronies. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 22:53, 23 November 2013 (EST)

Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks

I think that movie is out now. Anyone got spoilers to add? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 06:22, 24 September 2014 (EDT)

Article gone off topic?

Why is there a bunch of stuff in this article about Bronies when it's supposed to be about the show? At most they should only be mentioned since we've already got an article about them. Talk | Contribs 11:46, 25 February 2015 (EST)

I notice that too. Ever since Memememememe created a new account here he made major changes and it's mostly about bronies. Should this article be reverted to its original? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 15:22, 25 February 2015 (EST)
  • All the stuff about bronies in this article look like it was taken copy/paste straight from the brony article at some point. In fact, I would go so far as to say it's shit from the brony article that was edited out a long time ago, but I'd have to dig through the history to confirm. So yeah, might be a good idea to revert back to this edit, which is the last one before Memememememe started making changes. Talk | Contribs 18:15, 25 February 2015 (EST)
  • I reverted it to the edit I mentioned previously. It still padded by things that should be covered by the brony article, but it works far better than what it had been changed to. Talk | Contribs 18:57, 25 February 2015 (EST)
    • One thing I noticed is this article is now catering to bronies instead of trying to offend them. I just removed a whole mass of imagery that isn't meant to offend bronies. Lord Tony 13:05, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
Restored. Offending bronies is secondary; first and foremost we document their depraved fetish. If "pony tits" don't disturb you even slightly, I don't know what to say. —  VX  22:05, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
You could at least move the "normal" ones upfront so you'd have at least shock value. A brony uploaded those newer pics, so that's not saying much about documenting their fetish. Lord Tony 02:23, 25 April 2015 (EDT)

Brace Yourselves

Season 5 just started. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 21:45, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

Explain this shit.

So the "clop" gallery section which was meant to show really disturbing imagery in a satirical manner suddenly became a gallery of "normal" pony porn all uploaded by the same fucking person. While the pictures uploaded are disturbing to say the least they aren't a high level of disturbing as the pictures before them. If you're going to do that shit you're suppose to have the "normal" looking pony porn first then show the creepy disgusting and disturbing porn to really mess with people. Doing it backwards does not get the same effect and it just looks like you're trying to upload porn to actually fucking masturbate to.

Lord Tony 12:56, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

There's no need to be pushy and butthurt over this Lord Tony. You fixed the gallery, now shut up about your hatred of ponies and bronies 24/7. Think you can do that? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 13:40, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
I'll see what I can do, lol. Lord Tony 14:49, 24 April 2015 (EDT)