Talk:Angry Video Game Nerd

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I am an AVGN fan. I have avidly watched the monster madness series, and think that he is a pretty cool guy. However, I highly doubt that a film will be produced, even in a direct-to-DVD format. I decided to send off only £15 for his "cause". Though I think that a moving picture of the subject isn't necessary and I certainly hope that those who gave more than $100 had a lot of money to spare and had some to burn. - Another n00b 21:36, 28 October 2011 (CEST)

  • If Nostalgia Critic can pull a proit from shrieking on camera for an hour and a half and selling it to asspies, I can't see what problems AVGN's going to have. Other than it being terrible at least.--MeetTheMedic 21:46, 28 October 2011 (CEST)
  • Filming for the movie is complete and the script was finished a long time ago. Aphex 09:47, 13 June 2012 (EDT)

Seriously, Mike Matei is getting to be lulzworthy enough to have his own ED page. The Chizz 08:46, 12 May 2012 (CEST)


Does no one else see the slight hypocrisy in this article? ED is perhaps the most petty minded, childish, full of shit site on the web, which regularly uses toilet humor to excess. If you're going to address my point, do so, otherwise, shut the fuck up. No ad hominems please. Aphex 09:50, 13 June 2012 (EDT)

Dear Aphex:
Suck my dick, you goddamn nigger faggot Jew cocksucker.
 
Sincerely,
Gseed 11:44, 13 June 2012 (EDT)

Mike Matei Page

Mike Matei deserves his own page on here, he fucked up just as much as James did, especially with the Cheetamen 2 controversy from last year. Jarron 16:05, 23 January 2014 (EST)

Died vidyas

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|<center><youtube>1v9cqedNnsY</youtube></center><center>'''More butthurt.'''</center>
|<center><youtube>5gVzstz2aag</youtube></center><center>'''And the king of reviewer butthurt himself, Asalieri.'''</center>
|<center><youtube>bUaQsT9q5Dw</youtube></center><center>'''May the butthurt commence.'''</center>
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CobaltCat 03:42, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

The wife

Likes to use different names. She was formerly April Chmura. After getting married to James, she became Rolfe. On the Facebooks, she is known as Lynn.. We see that as her [1] parents are friends with her. So maybe we can dig up some more dirt on her. CobaltCat 06:55, 22 September 2014 (EDT)

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Sometimes you find interesting posts on 4chan that can be useful for the article.

"James hides behind a humble soften spoken nice guy act when on the inside he's full of venom and ego. He chews people up and spits them out when they're no longer useful to him or they realize he's taking advantage of them. He takes credit for other people's work (Mike single handedly wrote entire AVGN episodes and Monster Madness episodes yet James is the only one who get's any writing credit). Mike always get's the blame for Bootsy when it was actually James who fucked over both Bootsy and Kyle. He was so booty blasted over the negative reception to the Sega Activator Christmas episode he immediately responded with a commentary track to address all the criticisms, smugly claiming the detractors just didn't "get" the humour. James frequently performs narcissistic mental gymnastics to convince himself everything he ever does is gold and how it's us who don't understand his genius. The AVGN movie isn't a pile of shit, people don't understand it's a "love letter" to B movies, blending together crazy elements like giant monsters, aliens, zombies, robots. Sure thing James, keep telling yourself that you deluded fuck.

It makes me smile to see him mentally dead in the recent videos. You can see him fantasizing about accepting an Oscar and giving a humble speech, going on talk shows to promote his new movies and being both humble and funny as Conan O'Brian fawns over his amazing films, desperately trying to pick his brains in admiration of how talented James is. James, this is karma. You don't deserve any of that. You're a terrible human being. You fucked over Bootsy, you fucked over Kyle, you take all the credit for other people's work, your ego is oversized and you're autism prevents you from accepting criticism and learning. Everything you ever do is gold and it is your audience who is in the wrong. Go fuck yourself James."

--Writ0r (talk) 07:11, 29 October 2021 (EDT)