Talk:Aediot

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  • This jewboy is just like a second Zaiger in a way: like Ziggy, he knew fuck about how to run a website, didn't know how to skr1pt, AND even planned to sell ED to buy moar drugs, or some shit... Brother separated at birth, much? Deceptive 18:53, 28 February 2021 (EST)

ass napkins

i saw his claim that he uses these to absorb dookie from incontinence due to rape. i believe it is more likely that he is too fat to wipe thoroughly, or that he has venereal warts, hemorrhoids, or a fissure. any of these can be treated by a proctologist but i just don't believe he was raped, i do believe he is a dirty butt bitch who needs to repent. and buy a toilet seat bidet.

Superior to ass napkins

PS: if a person isn't trying to be a greedy type, they might try the product listed on the right. get well Stellmacht. and wash your ass, this is straight up nasty and i know from nasty. Hipcrime (talk) 21:58, 29 April 2021 (EDT)

It's been a while since I've laughed so hard while also wretching. ED truly is a fountain of lulz. .wil 22:52, 29 April 2021 (EDT)


Jacob Stellmach Wikipedia

A nice screenshot showing Jacob hoaxing his own site onto Wikipedia. He had already been kicked out of the community for months at this point. He put more effort into making sure the wiki article mentioned him than he ever has into trying to fix his broken-ass site. .wil 12:27, 3 May 2021 (EDT)

He's now in prison where he belongs

https://twitter.com/AEdramatica/status/1404946929751101441 MarioMario456 (talk) 16:46, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

That's retarded, he's not in prison. He's just trying to larp about being a criminal online. .wil 20:59, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

Needs moar shit about his Paperclip days...

-Juuz 9:57 18 November 2021 (EDT)

cursed site

every owner of the site gets progressively more cursed. girlvinyl got some pizzas sent to her appartment in revenge after OhI but is now a successful senior infosec director at a big company vs aediot who's homeless after bumming off of a 16 year old and $20k poorer because he didn't want to use xenforo for literally no reason lmao. i thought zaiger would be the peak of it all but jesus christ, rip umk i guess lol Schnitzel (talk) 20:13, 12 January 2022 (EST)

lol lucky for UMK he handed off the site to Kaizen before immigration catches him and deports him back to Mexico .wil 06:54, 13 January 2022 (EST)

He sure does have quite the punchable face...

Though I'm afraid my hand will be covered in his anal seepage if I do. FlynnR13 (talk) 12:52, 20 January 2022 (EST)