Stock Market
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A stock market may refer to:
- Capitalism, or packet switching based crypto-socialism
- Cryptocurrency, known for being fake and gay (and for more reasons than one)
- Economy and economics, a clever balance between jewgold and bux4sux
- GameStop Short Squeeze
- Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
- Holland, the assholes who created this bullshit
- Laissez-faire, whatever the fuck that means
- Robinhood, because bleached Bay Area nigs will nog in the same way when directly compared to Metallica discovering Napster
- Tencent, social credit just happens to be Chinas "stock market" along with its housing market[4]
- Wall Street
This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.