RIURichHomie

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Do you like faggotry? You would not be reading this ED shit if you didn't. Consider the faggotic and cuntistic magic of "RIURichHomie", powerword Zachary Lee Morgenstern. If that name isn't faggotistic enough, the federal case against his fat gamerboy ass for Swatting and general assreaming might just be the ticket to yer personal Cuntistan. Such an awesome hacker, the 19-year-old is now up the river in Butthole Reamy land. We'd be totally afraid of his 1334 hAx0rZ ass if it werent stuck in a Supermax prison. "YOU CAN"T CATCH A HACKER"!

orange jumpsuit and no more Powerade, fucker

WhoTF is he??

A nobody, a teenager from the suburbs of Houston (Cypress to be exact) with probably a serious overdose of FPS gaming disease and twitchy pretzel finger. Can you find the time to laugh at him? Plus, the little twitmonkey used the email "[email protected]" thus marking him as a dicksnot forever. He who poses as a Lulzsec member has to at least be not fucking stupid.

WhatTF did he do to make him lulzy?

Ask the feds, who couch everything in such penisarian and creamy ways:

   
 
According to the defendant’s guilty plea and documents filed in court, between October 2014 and May 2015, MORGENSTERN, made a series of threatening communications against a number of different victims in the Marshall, Minnesota area. The defendant, cloaking himself in anonymized email addresses, Twitter handles, and Internet-based phone accounts, made threats to kill a police officer and her family; threats to use explosives to blow up a school; and threats to use guns to shoot up a school.

MORGENSTERN also engaged in a series of “swatting” attacks, in which he made hoax phone calls to law enforcement making it appear that there was a violent crime in progress at a residence, when in fact no such crime was taking place. The defendant engaged in these “swatting” calls with the intent that they would result in an emergency police response to the residence, ideally involving a Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) team.

According to the defendant’s guilty plea and documents filed in court, one such attack came on October 7, 2014, when MORGENSTERN called the Marshall Police dispatch center and claimed to have taken two people hostage at a residence of H.M., a minor, in Marshall. MORGENSTERN further claimed that he had shot one of the hostages in the knee cap and that he was going to kill both hostages unless he received a duffel bag containing a half a million dollars. The Marshall Police Department determined that call was a hoax. According to the defendant’s guilty plea and documents filed in court, beginning on January 6, 2015, MORGENSTERN, claiming to be D.R., a 17-year-old from Marshall, made at least three separate bomb threats to Marshall High School. Approximately four hours after the first threat was called in on January 6, MORGENSTERN used the twitter handle @RIURichHomie, to tweet to D.R., “OOPS. NICE BOMB THREAT. TEEHEEEEEEEE :).” MORGENSTERN later sent a tweet to both D.R. and his friend, S.V., in which he claimed responsibility for the bomb threa
 


 
 

straight from the U.S attorney

WhyTF Marshall, Minnesota when he lived in fucking Texas?

According to Ars Technica---

   
 
It's unclear why he chose to target another town approximately 1,000 miles away from his home in a Houston suburb. However, court filings show that Morgenstern had an associate in Marshall who was interviewed by the FBI.
 

 
 

So he had an "Accomplice" feeding him info on people to "H4ck". Or maybe it's cowardice, the ghey little snotworm didn't want the local piggies to come after his scrote? Who knows, there's some power stupid here.

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