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April 2024
Fire Emblem youtubing for the most part is retarded attention whores overdramatizing getting fucked by the RNG, a core mechanic worshipped by dumb fucks, and drooling over waifus. When they run out of content to milk of the latest game Intelligent Systems regurgitated, they develop a penchant for gay drama. The Hijacked Victimhood Drama exposed to the whole Internet how pitiful these virtue signalling, clout chasing losers who never scored a girl in their sad lives truly are.
Two predators were outed - Mangs and Chaz. However, what started out as a #MeToo campaign quickly devolved into butthurt gay drama. Chaz was clout chasing by championing for Mangs' victim Goosaphone. Then Chaz's victim Indie showed up and Goose and Lucky Crit tried their hardest to shut her down. No real difference was made becase the majority of the community are basement dwellers and cosplayers who enable the sexualiziation of a game made for children.
October 2022
Keffals'⚧ (actual real name Lucas Roberts; tranny name Clara Sorrenti) is a 30-year-old Gaynadian commie, porn-sick tranny and a pathological liar who spends all day screaming at thousands on his Twitch about how everyone he hates is a Nazi. Deluded to the point that he thinks that surgery has made him a woman, he has now reached such batshit levels of insanity that he thinks people want to see his pathetic prosthetic pussy on porn sites. Lucas also takes Twitter very seriously; he "ratios" (likebots) posts that support his agenda under the belief that "it will save trans lives".
Lucas first gained infamy when he got Steven Bonnell II banned from Twitch. Despite Steven being pro-tranny, Lucas cherrypicked quotes and clips in order to make him look like a transphobe, and subsequently get him banned from Twitch. Believing that the big, bad evil companies are actually on his side, Lucas now picks fights with anyone he can find; calling them Nazis and transphobes. On this supposed crusade to "rid the web of those evil transphobes", he labeled Null, the fat neckbeard behind the Kiwi Farms, as the supposed "king of transphobes". Unsurprisingly, this only resulted in Lucas earning a Kiwi Farms thread and the two fat thugs fighting each other over who could look more pathetic. Keffals succeeded in getting Kiwifarms dropped from it's host, but in the process burned an awful lot of bridges and exposed how manipulative and malicious he really was.
August 2021
In 2013, Rebecca Sugar✡ abandoned Adventure Time to pander to the immense cesspit of basement-dwelling feminazis plaguing Tumblr with the anime ripoff that is Steven Universe.
Steven Universe is a very anime-inspired cartoon, which shouldn't be acceptable for a Western kids show since all anime is invariably pornographic. Like Adventure Time, Steven Universe has no actual over-arcing storyline, only the illusion of one.
Cartoon Network realized that since they were airing Johnny Test and never-ending Teen Titans Go! reruns two-thirds of the day (The other one-third going to Adult Swim), they REALLY needed something new, ANYTHING new. Rebecca Sugar caught onto the fact that CN now had two brain cells to rub together and suggested a fantasy 2DEEP4U show that attempted to trick otakus into thinking that Western cartoons are any match for anime.
December 2017
Kraut and Tea or Joseph Lancaster single-handedly stopped the raise of the anti-semitic, meme-spouting, racist-fascist, white-ethnostatist alt-right by making poorly researched videos on race realism, where it was quite evident he had no fucking knowledge on the subject. And these videos were fucking boring as Joseph likes to try to sound smart, but he just isn't. And his voice is that of under-developed Microsoft Sam, with an awful German accent.
Before his time on YouTube as a protector of the fair Jewish people, Joseph was busy protecting M'Lady on various atheist forums, where he tried to his abysmal spelling to impress all the fair maidens, so they would have sex with him.
In December of 2017 it was found that Kraut's crack team of researchers were trying to dig up old posts to find dirt on alt-right losers. Newsflash idiot, the alt-right are already lolcows. They touch their tiny dicks to traps and anime tiddies and will never touch a real girl. Something both the alt-right and Joseph have in common. This caused Kraut's best friends Sargon of Akkad (Carl Benjamin) and Veemonro (Codrin Stavri) decided to ditch their support for him.
May 2017
Michael Fitzhywel✡, also known as pantmonger on the interwebs, is an Australian 40 year old artist and proud feminist in the Warhammer 40,000 community of Tumblr. He is well known for being unable to take any forms of criticism. He is “known” for his female space marine artwork and shitty Lovecraftian webcomic series nobody really cares about. The only reason tumblr likes his artwork is because they need more lesbian muscular femdykes to fap/schlick to. Like a typical tumblr feminist, he is bound to doxing and using the block button to fight the grimdark patriarchy and show those mean old neckbeards who is boss. Michael Fitzhywel and [Andrew Dobson] have numerous things in common which can indicate that they could be brothers from another mother. Both are bald and share levels of douchebag facial hair, draw unappealing looking art, are male middle aged feminists who will bend over backwards for their Amazonian overlords, proclaimed professional artists, nerds, and take any form of criticism as trolling or harassment.
The one thing that sets this male feminist overlord apart from his American counterpart is that he refuses to put his minions on a leash, and will have the tendency to sic his rabid Warhammer social justice tumblrina minions on you. If you even FUCKING DARE OPPRESS HIS EMPOWERING LESBIAN FEMINIST ARTWORK!! YOU SHITLORD NECKBEARD MALE GO BACK TO 4CHAN IT IS LITERALLY THE CURRENT YEAR!!
April 2017
June La Porta/June Lapine is like a 33 year old boxxy wannabe with even less common sense, a bigger ego and a free-for-all pussy, who occasionally makes uninteresting videos with some of the worst editing you have ever seen. An attention whore of the highest caliber, everything she does is done to pander to the beta virgin anti-feminist crowd. Naming herself after an old meme, copying boxxy's look, her clickbait video titles and thumbnails, parading her tiny tits around, and her edgy anti-feminist opinions were all calculated acts done in order to net her the highest possible amount of Youtube jewgold. The saddest part is that it totally worked, as she now has over 400k subs.
September 2015
Gen Zed is a Drawn Together ripoff, Real World-type web cartoon which panders to SJWs and tumblrinas in ways never before thought possible. Created by a Jew named Hayden Black with a failed career, and starring a tranny Jew with no career to speak of other than a couple voice-over roles, it stars a red headed tranny who is clearly supposed to be a ripoff of Claire from Questionable Content but looks and sounds more like Brianna Wu when he colored his hair red and went through his hysterical goth phase. A stereotypical big-lipped, wide-nosed dindu that looks like Michael Brown and a privileged rich azn drug addict who loves anime and Oxycontin. You would think that would be enough to make the Tumblr crowd wet their collective panties. However, they decided to really crank it up to 11 and made the only straight white guy on the show an angry violent psychopath who, in the brainwashed minds of SJW cult members, is the personification of all white men.
April 2015
A personal pronoun is a basic as shit grammatical rule that substitutes for a noun, a concept that has recently succumbed to the abuse of Tumblrtards and autists who seek to maintain their special snowflake status.
Normal people are perfectly happy being referred to by normal, everyday pronouns (a pronoun, by definition, should be as simple as possible). However, special snowflakes, don't like the idea of being normal in any way, so they insist on making multiple sets of "new" pronouns and forcing everyone to refer to them by said pronouns. If you refuse to do this, you are "misgendering" them.
October 2014
GamerGate occurred when the seedy antics of Zoe Quinn exposed wide scale collusion in the indie game industry, benefiting developers, reviewers, journalists, and everyone else involved. That is, everyone except for you, the gamer. As a matter of fact, according to the gaming industry, this entire episode if entirely your fault.
The gaming media refused to apologize, accept accountability, or in any way commit to adherence to any kind of higher standard of journalism which would (at least) include not sleeping with the subjects of their articles. Instead, they placed all the blame on the gaming community, concluding that their audience is now their enemy. This was done to ensure they could continue fucking desperate game devs, as this is the only pussy these shills will ever be able to get.
