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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: asl You: 14 f us You: u? Stranger: 20 male us :p You: add me myspace? :p Stranger: sure Stranger: Show me your titties pl0x? :D You: idk Stranger: c'mon You: lol i guess kk Stranger: link? You: Hello, I am an agent from Perverted Justice investigating adults engaging sex with underage children on Omegle. Within a minute we will have the chat log and your IP address. We will arrest you in two days. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: m 69 mexico Stranger: haha You: i am old granny You: with xxy tits Stranger: not granny then ur a femalw Stranger: female** You: i barely can move since i am fat by eating so much tacos You: i'm a tranny granny Stranger: guess what im a buffalo You: oh You: u wanna fuck? Stranger: surre You: u start off You: I'm wearing black tube top with white panty Stranger: im a buffalo Stranger: buffalos dont wear cloths You: *grabs u by the horns then u start doing the rodeo* Stranger: no You: *jams my penis onto the slimy skin of the back of a buffalo Stranger: no... You: get fucked bitch You: woooohoooo Stranger: im maried to a unicorn You: u said u want fuck You: then why no fuck me? Stranger: what do u think my husband will think of this unicorns r mean You: i think he would say GTFO of the KITCHEN Stranger: buffalos cant cook tho!!!! he already knows that You: I never implied you could cook, I only assumed that you could make a sandwich. You: With another buffalo You: And that unicorn is in between' Stranger: well i cant... You: well then you'll need my help if you want to accomplish that quest Stranger: no thankss You: see i'm the equivalent to a buffalo and my wet tits and fat body combined with ur bulk and a unicorn in the middle makes a burger You: better than them mcdonalds burgers You: it'll be a meatburger You: then we'll jam our dicks into the unicorns uretus Stranger: u need some help, fast.... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: asl You: f 13 italy Stranger: big dick here You: asl? name? Stranger: 17 m india Stranger: u can add me on facebook or see my profile... You: why did you say that you have a big dick? Stranger: coz i have it You: whho cares? Stranger: Girls like it.. You: yes but girls also dont like indians Stranger: its the cheap mentality of girls You: go worship a cow Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/shrekthehotty Stranger: see Stranger: whom are you talking with.... You: wow what an ugly black face You: did you wash yourself with shit? Stranger: I dnt give a fuck about what you think Stranger: I dnt need to debate with you You: then you talk to me in the first place you moron? You: go have sex with your sacred cows instead Stranger: motherfucker Stranger: bitchass Stranger: dnt say anythng You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna You: there You: see who youre talking with You: follow the link Stranger: Y do u think indians are inferior? You: follow the link and ill tell you Stranger: wait You: did you like the pic? Stranger: gross You: go fuck a cow Stranger: plz dnt say like this Stranger: Dont insult any1's religion.... You: HEIL HITLER, IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE!! You: you gay niggers are a disgrace to humanity Stranger: ur idiot You: Der Fuhrer should have killed you too You: SIEG HEIL Stranger: HE CANT DARE TO Stranger: JUST DARE TO TOUCH INDIANS..... You: if I were there i would have turned you to soap Stranger: Do u know the militiary power of India? Stranger: 4th largest in the world.... You: yeah but its full of retards, faggots and niggers You: i would hhave put AAAAAAALLL of you in the oven Stranger: Are you nuts? You: yeah wanna fuck me? You: wanna fuck my cunt? Stranger: Go to hell... Stranger: You are sick....!!!!! You: yeah i am You: cmon wanna lick my boobs? You: do you? Stranger: sure... You: wanna finger me? Stranger: yes... You: ok do you want to have sex with me? Stranger: y not You: say yes or no Stranger: yes You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You: Your IP has been recorded by the C.I.A.. Stranger: NO! You: In two minutes we will have all your personal information. Stranger: please don't do it... You: You are going to be arrested for sexual harassment. Stranger: आवरा ........... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: f You: u? Stranger: age Stranger: m You: 16 You: wana see cute pics Stranger: yea You: http://bit.ly/seXx5 <omeglebeta.on.nimp.org> You: cute You: right Stranger: its coming up with a bad site You: weird You: let me get another link Stranger: ok You: http://bit.ly/1B6np4 <youfail.org> You: does that work Stranger: no Stranger: haha You: this You: http://bit.ly/Ok8hM <omeglebeta.on.nimp.org> Stranger: no Stranger: here try this http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/ You: -_- You: i wont fall for dat Stranger: haha You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| You: rite Stranger: shame you are a retard
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, I am an employee of Omegle, and you have been chosen to trial the new Omegle! Follow this link to try it out, and please tell us what you think! http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/ <I pretend to be an Omegle employee for a while.> You: HUGE BLACK NIGGER COCKS You: im bored of this shit Stranger: i am going to talk to the boss and get you fired asshole You: sure u r You: i dont even work for omegle you fucktard Stranger: my cousin that died by the kkk is black and i dont like that language You: well fuck you, i am glad he is dead Stranger: he was tied to a car by his neck and then they drove at 35 miles an hour until all the skin was off his body.... then they through him in the ocean You: lol Stranger: you are going to make me cry You: baww Stranger: fuck you..... you cunt licking little puss bitch i hope you get stabbed in your fucking little vadge you bitch You: tl;dr Stranger: i fucking hate you You: i hope your mother gets raped by over 9000 niggers <Long Pause> You: what the fuck are you typing, the complete works of shakespeare? Stranger: i hope you die of over choking on ten thousand cocks you bitch ..... too bad you've had the practice so you probably can easily handle that much Stranger: you fucking fag Stranger: gays should die You: stupid nigger jew Stranger: like you Stranger: i Stranger: hate Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: bitch Stranger: die Stranger: die You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER Stranger: die Stranger: die Stranger: di Stranger: e Stranger: die You: lolwut Stranger: die Stranger: die Stranger: die You: hhahahaha Stranger: die Stranger: diea Stranger: fda Stranger: afs Stranger: f Stranger: dsf Stranger: sda You: lol Stranger: afs Stranger: f Stranger: dsf Stranger: sda <Snip> Stranger: f Stranger: sdf Stranger: sdf You: i hope i ruined your life Stranger: f Stranger: af You have disconnected.
Stranger: 17 male looking for fun with a girl ;) You: 16 f :) Stranger: ooo awesome Stranger: do you have a pic to trade? You: yeah totes You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna Stranger: fuck you man You: 4chan is not your personal army
You: hello. Stranger: hey You: what the fuck's going on Stranger: uh not much you? You: not a fuckin' lot Stranger: you like that word huh? You: the fuck you talkin' about? Stranger: well you've only used the word 'fuck' everytime You: fuck you, you fuckin' fuck You: i never say fuck Stranger: well your mom does You: she's dead You: i killed her You: for saying fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: want some heroin? Stranger: YES Stranger: finally You: alright, you want a dime or quarter You: or black tar Stranger: quarter You: ok here ya go thall be 27- OH FUCK THE COPS You: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF Stranger: shit Stranger: AHHH You: i throw you to the cops You: bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/ Stranger: what is that You: new version of omegle!!!1 Stranger: so what You: its sooo cool You: go on it => Stranger: r u advertiser of omegle? You: yeah You: well... technically Stranger: haha You: im the guy that made it hahaP Stranger: im not interested in Stranger: oh really? You: okay :/ Stranger: oh im sorry You: well how are you enjoying it? :> Stranger: enjoying whut You: my creation? =D Stranger: omegle? You: yupo Stranger: oh,,, Stranger: r u really creator of omegle? Stranger: really?? You: yes (: Stranger: when did u make it 1st? You: well late last year-ish lul Stranger: wow,, You: in beta, of course Stranger: um... then can u c all conversations on omegle? You: stable release was march this year Stranger: wow Stranger: coool You: nah, i don't, that would be spying :/ You: anyway if you enjoy this You: i'd reli appreciate it if you gave me some feedback on my new version You: it's gonna replace this, and i just wanna know what people htink of it You: before i launch You: if they don't like, i'll leave it the way it is :> You: http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/ Stranger: oh, okay then i will try Stranger: heyy Stranger: :( Stranger: ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Stranger: i hate u You: ;D Stranger: i was really surprised Stranger: ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Stranger: i trusted u You: don't you like? :PP Stranger: oh disgusting You: well guess what? You: THE GAME You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you into some...Chocolate? You: chocolate? Chocolate?CHOCOLATE!!!!! You: CHOCOLATE!!!!!CHOCOLATE!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!! Stranger: *flees* You: i just wanna say id like to buy all your chocolate Stranger: :D We sure are gonna live fancy now!
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: we need to talk about our relationship You: oh is that right Stranger: yes we do Stranger: i know what you did last night You: what did i do Stranger: you slept with my mother You: well i cant help it, shes a milf, and how come you didnt join in? Stranger: im not a slut like you You: but it wouldve been hot You: now make me a sammich bitch Stranger: i'll make you a knuckle sammich You: then ill take that knuckle and shove it in your pussy Stranger: that is inapporiate You: takes off my belt you shut up bitch and make me that sammich Stranger: i will pee on your face You: and im going to violently rape you Stranger: that is illegal and you be arrested You: if you squeal then ill make it double hurtful nobody will belive you bitch Stranger: i will get a big black guy to fuck your ass up You: oh yeah? ill give that jigaboo a double barrel suprise Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hello Stranger: how you been? You: i have been good Stranger: me too Stranger: i just logge d on You: hi Stranger: looking for a nice chat You: ok Stranger: to get my day off to a good start Stranger: you had any nice chats so far? You: ya Stranger: thats great Stranger: what you like to chat about? You: about my crossdressing tendencies Stranger: are you kidding me,, do you like to cross dress for guys? You: if i said yes then what Stranger: that would be good, i am a guy You: but im only You: 16 Stranger: that is young for these crossdressing tendencies Stranger: but do yo actually cross dress? You: yes Stranger: just in your own bedroom? Stranger: or do you let other people see you when you are cross dress? You: in my bed room Stranger: no body knows that you do this? You: accept my 2 brothers and my sister You: they dont care though You: and my mom just accepts it You: basically my family knows Stranger: ok, your dad knows it too, and what does he think of it? You: good thing i dont have a dad Stranger: oh, sorry to hear that, You: nah its ok You: my dad was lazy Stranger: ok You: he only left like 2-3 years ago You: only he doesnt know though Stranger: i am just curious, do you walk around the house with you family present when you are dressed up so that they can see you? You: nope You: they know i do it You: but i havent got caught yet Stranger: ok, i got you Stranger: do you feel sexy when you have a dress on? You: yes You: but its good that You: i have skinny legs and arms You: so when i wear stockings and high heels You: im like You: woahhh so hot! You: then i masturbate to my own legs You: but i am not gay Stranger: wow, i bet that you have some great orgasms You: its usually You: well i only have like 2 sets of clothes You: one is Stranger: what do you think about when your dressed up as a beautiful girl and masturbate? You: i look at my legs You: lol You: i have You: a black maid costume, a maid bonet, a black bra, black panties, black stocking, black high heels You: and i sleep in it too You: im 100% hetero though Stranger: black is always a nice color for stuff like this You: if you didnt see my face i would look 100% like a girl lol Stranger: and you like that look, and you like for people to see you as a girl, i can see now Stranger: very beautiful, very proud You: yes Stranger: i belief you that you are 100% hetro You: well i am You: i would never date or have sex with guys Stranger: im serious, i know You: only girls You: but i would wear girl clothes while having sex with a girl You: that would help me get better orgasm Stranger: yea, Stranger: so what do you fantaise about when your dress up and while masturbating? You: well wearing the clothes already feels good You: so that helps You: and my legs look really really nice You: i just masturbate to myself pretty much Stranger: makes sense Stranger: you feel like a girl Stranger: and then you got the beautiful legs Stranger: and what is so neat is that you got the cock Stranger: right there to stroke and jack off You: yes you are 100% on the point Stranger: and maybe just pretend that as a girl you have this cock to play with and in no time you cum, and what a good feeling You: yes Stranger: when you squirt that cum over those beautiful legs You: well i dont cum over my legs You: its gonna get dirty You: lol Stranger: ok You: my family knows i have them but never seen me wear them You: the only thing im worried is that my brother busts in the room in the morning when im sleeping with it and has a video camcorder Stranger: you know that could be a disaster for you, for him to get it on videio You: yea it would Stranger: you really need to protect your self from that, You: but sleeping with it feels so good Stranger: lock you room when your dress up You: like You: i wanna be a real girl but im not gay Stranger: i understand You: i dunno if that makes sense You: like i would be a lesbian Stranger: it makes sense to me You: do you have that same thinking? Stranger: you know, if you had a nice guy that you could really trust to be with you, i think you could be fulfilled Stranger: yu could be the girl for him and he could be your guy Stranger: nothing gay about that You: wooooah im not gay You: lol You: i was thinking of You: filming myself but not my face and putting it on youtube You: like i wouldnt mind showing off my body to guys, but i am not gay and i like girls 100% Stranger: i feel that i understand you completely You: and when guys jack off to me i know that i look like a girl which turns me more on Stranger: but i dont think that i would film myself like you say You: no but without my face Stranger: ones a video is made it will surface someday and you will be exposed, whether you show your face or not You: like i put the cam corder so it doesnt show my face You: but You: alot of people hate crossdressers You: for some reason You: like these people said it was wrong Stranger: you have a good feeling when you know that guys would jack off looking at yu You: yes Stranger: that is hot You: what do you mean? Stranger: lets just say, Stranger: well, hot because you look so nice as a girl and guys getting off looking at you Stranger: if i were a real close freind and Stranger: you talked to me about this Stranger: as you are now Stranger: and we respect and trust each other You: hmm i have never had a close friend i could talk about this Stranger: would you dress up for me and show yourself off to me? You: well then yes Stranger: that would be nice for you to have some one like that You: it would You: yea im dressed in it now You: lol Stranger: very good Stranger: you have really turned me on You: what? You: this was a friendly talk... Stranger: i know Stranger: but i would like to be that real close freind of yours who is there for you You: um how old r u You: im only 16 Stranger: im not gay and your not gay Stranger: i am 17 You: oh You: well these shoes are wierd to walk in lol You: but somehow it feels good Stranger: when we would be together,you would not be a guy, Stranger: you would be my girl You: i dunno what to say lol Stranger: do you like it? You: um...... You: as friends ya You: i just really like my skinny legs Stranger: yea, and we would only do this when you are dressed up Stranger: and you are my girl You: um yea You: well yea You: we could hug You: you can touch my legs or my hand or arms or chest You: but not my butthole or my penis Stranger: yes, we could do every thing a boy and girl do together when they are making out You: wait no kissing either Stranger: and if you dont want me to touch yur butt hole or cock, i would respect that , and not do it Stranger: ok no kissing Stranger: i could rub over your body Stranger: then jack off for you You: wait Stranger: would you like that/ You: no jacking off Stranger: oh, sorry, i thought youlike guys to jack off while looking at you You: well not when im right there seeing you lol Stranger: ok Stranger: how would all of this satisfy you? Stranger: i want to satisfy you You: you can touch my legs You: that would feel good Stranger: i think you would get a hard on, would that not need to be taken care of? You: well Stranger: i know i would get a hard on, but i would respect yur wishes, Stranger: after were done i could go in the bathroom and jack off and cum there You: ok You: yea you can do that Stranger: you know what would happen Stranger: when i reach up under you dress Stranger: and start rubbing the inside of you legs Stranger: you would get such a hard on and then when Stranger: i touch your cock you would let You: i am a boy Stranger: me rub it to and then slowly and lovelingly jack you off Stranger: and give you a nice orgasm You: ok im asian.. so that explains my skinny body Stranger: ok, Stranger: very nice chatting with you You: but i dont only sit there and jack off in the costume You: i get on the floor and put my butt in the air You: in front of a mirro You: mirror Stranger: what does that do for you? You: i see myself in the mirror You: and it is really hot You: because it looks like a girl Stranger: i have to go You: ok Stranger: good luck to you You: bye Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: heyyy Stranger: hey this is jonathan You: whats up i'm marcie Stranger: are you horny? You: yeah sixteen & ready to fuck You: wanna cyber? Stranger: are u m or f You: female Stranger: okay Stranger: how do u cybe You: k so what are you wearing? You: fuck online Stranger: haha k Stranger: i'm wearing long jeans with a belt and a tight blue shirt You: alright well i rip that off Stranger: haha what u wearing You: and unzip your underwear You: i'm wearing bra and panties thats it You: as i take your throbbing member in my mouth Stranger: what do u look like You: i'm sexy d boobs small ass crazy hair Stranger: nice u got a picture of those boobs so i know what your talking about? You: you take my head and push it against your cock You: no pic just fuck You: hurry i'm horny Stranger: haha Stranger: so i take off your bra throw it to the ground and suck your tits Stranger: as u suck my cock You: mmm, as i slide off my underwear Stranger: what does your pussy look liek? You: and reveal the LARGE THROBBING COCK because i'm GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK You: and i slide it in your ass, all the whilst screaming "ash! gotta catch em all!" Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: Looking for 14-18 year old girl to chat with, must be from usa. If you dont fall into this category please disconnect now. You: i do Stranger: ok You: im 16 Stranger: im austin Stranger: from michigan Stranger: 15 You: im shelby from tennessee Stranger: cool Stranger: nice to meet you :P You: same, so why 14-18 girl? Stranger: just tired of all of the 20 year old guys Stranger: lol You: lol you are? Stranger: yea You: you know how many always ask for cyber? Stranger: idk Stranger: can you answer me a question? You: what Stranger: Have you ever heard of The Conjoined Twins? its a band. You: no Stranger: damn You: they sound fucking retarded Stranger: im lead singer You: i rest my case You: names matt 14 m usa You: you failed Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i have a 9 inch cock if you are interested in that.. i have cam 2 You: Oh trust me i am Stranger: i wish i could show you You: me to Stranger: my cock is pounding right now, al i'm wearing is som gym shorts with boxers Stranger: its trying to break free Stranger: what are you wearing? You: i can set it free Stranger: mm tell me all about it baby You: i'm wearing a tight shirt and tight jeans Stranger: oo i like You: i bet you do Stranger: lets fuck You: wanna role play? Stranger: sure Stranger: how do you want to do it? Stranger: do you want to dominate me? You: Mmmm yeah Stranger: how about you tell me when to touch my cock Stranger: what to do with it like when to speed up and slow down Stranger: how many fingers Stranger: when to cum Stranger: describing what it would be like to fuck you.. You: I rub your shoulders sensually You: and begin to move down Stranger: mm You: I tale off your pants Stranger: should i take them off now? You: fuck yeah Stranger: k there off completely naked Stranger: my cock is bobbing free You: Mmmm You: Now i take off my fake tits and thrust my huge cock into your ass Stranger: thats not cooll Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: im rubbing my dick. just so u know Stranger: thats okay. im feeling up a wild boar You: sweet You: double team it? Stranger: so we're roughly in the same boat Stranger: fuck yeah! You: can i get the mouth? Stranger: Yeah that's cool, i had the mouth last time You: yea i want it to chew the crusty shit off my dick Stranger: silently, i hope we both admit to fucking with omegle people and then bid each other good luck on our journey You: haha Stranger: but if not I'll have to get serious and pry open some pig ass You: oh pry that piggy ass open ;) Stranger: YEAH Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: internet sex? You: HEY You: SURE Stranger: asl? You: whatever you want me to be Stranger: seriously Stranger: asl? You: as i said, if you want a fun time with a girl, im your man You: if you want it with a guy You: i can do that too Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: asl Stranger: uhh Stranger: 17 f illinois Stranger: you? You: 16 f tx Stranger: cool Stranger: another girl You: ya this is cool :) Stranger: lol Stranger: so rare xD You: i know so many pedofiles who want to touch my tight vag ewwwwwww Stranger: lol Stranger: have you ever actually cybered witha guy Stranger: on here? You: o ya its fun, have you? Stranger: mm hmm You: you want to? Stranger: hehe Stranger: ive never tried girl gilr before Stranger: it sounds... Stranger: wonderful :D You: you start :) Stranger: mmm Stranger: I slide my hands down your thigh Stranger: pushing it apart Stranger: as I push you apa aginst a wall Stranger: and kiss you Stranger: deeply You: and ill pull down your shirt and lick your breasts You: and undo your pants Stranger: mmm You: and slide my hands down Stranger: ahh Stranger: hehe im imitating you Stranger: but its my hand instead of yours :( You: ill grab your hand and put your fingers in my wet pussy Stranger: mmm Stranger: I push my fingers in Stranger: deep Stranger: I want to feel another girls honey pot Stranger: and i want you to feel mine Stranger: ahh im so wet Stranger: finger me Stranger: please You: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________________ ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________ ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ 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__________________________________▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▒______________________ ___________________________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒░___________________ ______________________________________░▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _________________________________________▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒________________ __________________________________________▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓░_______________ __________________________________________░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▒▒_______________ ___________________________________________░▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▒░░░▓░_▒▓▒_______________ _____________________________________________▒▓▓▓▒ ____▓▓░▓▒________________ _________________________________________________░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓░░__________________ Stranger: be rough with me Stranger: you bitch! Stranger: mmm Stranger: fuck now im all horny Stranger: o and 16 to 18 is legal in most states Stranger: dumb shit Stranger: and perfectly fucking normal You: har he har har har Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Wat do u use omegle for babe You: I like to collect videos of boys masturbating for me Stranger: Want me to do it 4 u Stranger: I might need a nude pic though,,, You: okay. hold on Stranger: Ok ill get my penis hard while im waiting You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Ctrl + v Stranger: Do it Stranger: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419 You: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Stranger: :D Stranger: I love Portal! You: Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. You: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. You: On the people who are still alive. Stranger: Okay buddy, I've heard the song. You: And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. You: And when you're dead I will be still alive. Stranger: IT WAS A THREE HOUR GAME. IT WASN'T THAT GOOD. You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: COCK BUTTER You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: SHIT WAFFLES You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: ASS CANNON You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: FUCK YOU, MAN. Stranger: FUCK YOU. You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: WHAT DID I DO. You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: COOOOOOOCK You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: YOUR MOTHER'S PUSSY TASTES AWFUL You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: SHE IS SO STINKY You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: SHIT DONGS You: This was a triumph. You: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Stranger: Triumph my ass You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. You: Aperture Science Stranger: You're only covering up your LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY! You: We do what we must because we can. Stranger: WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE BULLIED You: For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. Stranger: YOU DON'T GET DATES OFTEN Stranger: ALSO, THE GAME You: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. You: For the people who are still alive. You: I'm not even angry. Stranger: No seriously. Stranger: The game. You: I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. Stranger: You just lost. You: And threw every piece into a fire. You: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned You: for the people who are still alive. You: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. You: Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. You: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. You: On the people who are still alive. You: And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. You: While you're dying I'll be still alive. You: And when you're dead I will be still alive. You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE .. Stranger: Hah. Stranger: You don't know how to disconnect. You: Omegle Talk to strangers! 2492 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Ctrl + v Stranger: Do it Stranger: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419 You: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Stranger: :D Stranger: I love Portal! You: Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. You: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. You: On the people who are still alive. Stranger: Okay buddy, I've heard the song. You: And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. You: And when you're dead I will be still alive. Stranger: IT WAS A THREE HOUR GAME. IT WASN'T THAT GOOD. You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: COCK BUTTER You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: SHIT WAFFLES You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: ASS CANNON You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: FUCK YOU, MAN. Stranger: FUCK YOU. You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: WHAT DID I DO. You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: COOOOOOOCK You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: YOUR MOTHER'S PUSSY TASTES AWFUL You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: SHE IS SO STINKY You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: SHIT DONGS You: This was a triumph. You: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Stranger: Triumph my ass You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. You: Aperture Science Stranger: You're only covering up your LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY! You: We do what we must because we can. Stranger: WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE BULLIED You: For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. Stranger: YOU DON'T GET DATES OFTEN Stranger: ALSO, THE GAME You: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. You: For the people who are still alive. You: I'm not even angry. Stranger: No seriously. Stranger: The game. You: I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. Stranger: You just lost. You: And threw every piece into a fire. You: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned You: for the people who are still alive. You: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. You: Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. You: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. You: On the people who are still alive. You: And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. You: While you're dying I'll be still alive. You: And when you're dead I will be still alive. You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE .. Stranger: Funny spam script. You: STILL ALIVE You: actually, I'm uploading this to 4chan You: its fairly lulzy, you must agree Stranger: Oh, fuck you Stranger: The game, over nine thousand times You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: *golf clap* You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: Hey, can you do me a favor? You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: Breathe manually for me. You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: Also, you are now aware that you can see your nose. You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: And you now feel the urge to shift in your seat. You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: You are also aware that this time last year, she was still with you. You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: STILL WITH YOU You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419 You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: eval( You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: Fuck you buddy You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: Fuck you hard. You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: DINGLE DONGS You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: eval( Stranger: That's a secret 4chan code Stranger: Type it in! Stranger: :ooo You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: YOU ARE LONELY. Stranger: ;-; Stranger: ;------------------; Stranger: ;---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------; You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: And when you are dying I will still be alive. Stranger: Think about nails on a chalkboard. You: And you are dead I will still be alive. You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE Stranger: This is pretty funny: http://forums.khinsider.com/forum-insanity/128734-motherfucker.html You: STILL ALIVE You: STILL ALIVE
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i can only talk to you if you're brunette, attractive, female, over 18, and have a healthy self-esteem, and i need a pic up front You: wow You: thats pretty specific Stranger: hehe You: shallow? Stranger: perhaps You: seems it Stranger: well Stranger: i'm the only honest guy ou'll talk to You: well i happen to be all those sthings You: heres my pic Stranger: i assumed so Stranger: those are the ones who respond wow actually You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna You: u like? Stranger: AHHHH Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl You: 20/M/USA Stranger: 63/m/texas You: JEEEEESus Christ.......Only Steers and Queers come from Texas Stranger: well i am queer Stranger: i have bee all my life Stranger: well im bisexual Stranger: but dont let that put you off! Stranger: do you have webcam? You: well.....i have been experimenting You: im unsure of my self Stranger: well You: im trying to find my place Stranger: once u turn gay, you will never get away You: now thats a fucken gay......................but i kinda like it Stranger: well once you turn queer you can call me your dear You: ?Gays are second class citezens.......right Stranger: gays are just people Stranger: like anyone else You: they have no souls.........there abominations from hellll Stranger: we have souls, we actually have a strong community Stranger: you just havent been educated on the topic Stranger: once you feel a smooth cock inside of you Stranger: you wont belive what you have been missing You: strong community full of HIV/AIDS Stranger: not if you protect yourself You: its GAY CANCER isnt it Stranger: anyone can catch hiv Stranger: even from women You: no its just with gays i thought Stranger: nope You: yup Stranger: picture this scenario and tell me if your not turned on (which ill be suprised) Imagine me, a mature 63 year old man, been around and have tonnes of experience, big nice figure, sweaty and on top of you, 6" hard cock ramming you untill you cum Stranger: how can you not find that attractive? You: ahhhh thats gross.....and im pretty sure im going to puke.....i really dont want the AIDS............im all set thanks Stranger: why do you find that gross? Stranger: dont diss it till you tried it Stranger: have you ever done a man in the bum? Stranger: you would love the feeling belive me You: yeah im all set....im still convinced that Gays have no souls, and there a creation by the Obama campaign Stranger: do you ever wonder why so many people live having a shit Stranger: like* Stranger: they love somthing slowly coming out of there arses Stranger: its an enjoyabe feeling Stranger: and dont tell me you have never thought about scat Stranger: scat is the way forward in the homosexual community You: thats so ingorant Stranger: iv let men take dump on my chest before Stranger: iv done the same to men Stranger: iv even let someone pee on me before You: thats a great way to battle the war on AIDS and HIV, you dumb fuck Stranger: we live once so why not try everything You: you people are somethin else Stranger: do you know how aids and hiv it spread? Stranger: is* You: you only exist because the Obama campaign needs a crutch You: through touching or coming in contact with gay people Stranger: its spread from transfusion from a hosts blood, to an uninfected person You: bullshit You: dont fill me with your gayness Stranger: what do you mean bullshit Stranger: go and research it Stranger: you cant just catch aids Stranger: it has to pass through blood Stranger: you cannot catch it from saliva You: its all propaganda to get me to catch the AIDS so Obama can finally rid the world of straight white men Stranger: or just touching an affected person You: yes you can Stranger: so you have a problem with black men? You: what, you mean niggers? Stranger: do you realise how hard it was for me to grow up in texas being black? You: theyre made of Satan's shit Stranger: dont call me that You: boo fucking hoo You: Nigger nigger nigger nigger Stranger: i have had a tough life Stranger: and have made somthing of my self You: what, a gay nigger? Stranger: if im attracted to other men then so be it You: good fucking accomplishment there Stranger: so what if im from african descent Stranger: and love other men Stranger: its my life Stranger: and god has made me this way You: nigger faggot Stranger: why so much hatred? Stranger: you just dont understand You: because you weaken the human race Stranger: why You: we need to strengthen the Aryan strain Stranger: i have fucked women before Stranger: i have 7 kids from 4 diffrent women You: oh god help us all Stranger: iv done my bit for mankind Stranger: i discoverd i was gay You: youve infested our society with your faggot nigger children Stranger: and am finally happy Stranger: why Stranger: i pay for them when i can You: because youre a spawn of satan Stranger: only 2 of them claim off of the welfare Stranger: the others i pay for You: and you take my money You: i hope when god comes down he slices your throat first Stranger: God will take me in open arms Stranger: i go to church every sunday Stranger: i do my part for christians Stranger: i donate to charity You: with a sword in your throat, pushing you down into the fiery pits of hell You: god damn you to hell, good sir Stranger: i like many have a reserved place in jesus's name in heaven You: jesus doesnt want teh gays Stranger: jesus loves me Stranger: i love him You: jesus hates you Stranger: what makes you say that You: he doesnt love you You: stop living a lie Stranger: he loves me and i love him You: he hates the black folk You: and the gay fold Stranger: i also think he is quite cute You: *folk Stranger: dont tell him that lol You: too late, he heard you You: prepare to be chewed by lucifer himself, you unholy damnation Stranger: how can you say that to me Stranger: do you go to church? You: you fucking porch monkey Stranger: are you religiouse sir? You: it doesnt matter if you do go to church, thats like saying because i sit in the bleachers at yankee stadium that i play baseball Stranger: are you religious sir? Stranger: do you attend church Stranger: as i do You: im in church now You: actually Stranger: i am dedicated to the lord jesus christ You: i live in a church You: i am so much more holier than you Stranger: i love him like he loves me Stranger: i repent lucifer You: he doesnt love you You: lucifer loces you You: *loves you Stranger: and am in gods name living my life how he chooses You: he cant wait till you return to hell for him to anally rape you You: over and over You: because youre a faggot Stranger: as much as the annally rape sounds good Stranger: i would much prefer to do that inm heaven Stranger: maybe i can get one of the apostles You: no, they dont touch the gays Stranger: i dont know brother John looked quite cute You: dont want the AIDS Stranger: but in heaven there will be no more aids You: nope Stranger: god would have cleared me off it You: it exists as long as there are gay people You: we need to make gays and blacks extinct Stranger: there are peopel who are not gay who have aids You: they got it because of gay people Stranger: maybe so You: thats the gay people infecting our blood You: our true, white, pure, christian blood Stranger: but i once didnt tell my lady friend i did have aids Stranger: she never knew You: you spawns of hell are ruining us Stranger: she was a lovley white girl, blond hair You: i bet she is burning in hell You: because of you You: you fucking faggot Stranger: why You: because you're a faggot. because of you, people die. 9/11 is your fault Stranger: 9/11 is MY FAULT? You: yup You: all you Stranger: how did you work that one out You: you and your sodomy, God hates, Sodomy, so he punished us because of your actions You: think about that next time you perform such an unholy deed Stranger: i heard that it was the gays who went into the buildings first to resuce people as the straight guys were to frightend Stranger: we saved many people Stranger: WE You: nope You: youre wrong You: god hates fags Stranger: how am i wrong You: because You: god says so You: god hates fags Stranger: if it wasnt for us gays and black many more would have died You: he even said it in the bible You: how can you worship such texts, knowing that he hates you Stranger: i heard the gay guys went running in first without equiptment or anything You: keep telling yourself that You: if that helps you sleep at night Stranger: where did jesus say it in the bible You: we all know that god hates fags and is punishing us You: no one wants to say that though because it would hurt your feelings You: thanks to Obama You: which is why gay people exist Stranger: Obama is a great man Stranger: he has given my people the light You: to feed his evil regime You: Obama is a yard ape You: his acts are evil Stranger: i and many of my black friends have all voted for him You: he will burn in hell Stranger: he is a true leader You: only because he is black You: hes a dumbass Stranger: yes Stranger: he is black Stranger: and i as an AMERICAN am proud You: he'll bring us all to hell with him You: youd only call yourself an American now, i bet youd be ashamed before Stranger: in my eyes Obama lives next to Martin Luther King You: because youre a sepratist jackass Stranger: they both belong on the right hand side of Jeses christ along with the holy spirit You: Martin Luther King was a jiggaboo You: im glad he got shot Stranger: Martin luther kings death only made us STRONGER! Stranger: we will rejoice in the name of jesus You: unfortunately Stranger: and live the life of the AMERICAN DREAM You: so in that case we should just shoot you all You: white power You: may we rise from our ashes and triumph over you heathen bastards Stranger: i belive obama being made president is gods way o saying he favours the black man Stranger: he has seen we are the leading race You: nope Stranger: we are united You: its satan planning his strike on the living world Stranger: we will stand togher to enjoy this great country that we created Stranger: IN JESUS'S NAME!!! GOD BE WITH EVERY BLACK GAY MAN You: we need god now to come down and smite the AntiChrist now, before its too late You: Satan only Stranger: god will come down You: satan is only with gay men, not god Stranger: and see you havent been to church in a long time You: he is above that Stranger: and smack you with his palm tree You: im in church right now You: remember? Stranger: you are not Stranger: what church has internet You: my church does You: we can afford it Stranger: from donations from our black brothers? You: we can rise money with our white brothers and sisters, Stranger: money given to your people by your black gay brothers Stranger: we should learn to live as a community Stranger: side by side Stranger: i hold you whwite hand Stranger: you hold my black hand You: we dont wont your unholy dirty money You: your carry the AIDS You: no thanks Stranger: aids are a gift from god You: AIDS are a punishment from god Stranger: aids will kill us to bring us to heaven sooner You: GOD IS WHITE Stranger: so i can be side by side with the lord our heavingly father You: when god made the first black person he said..............DAM i burnt one Stranger: GOD IS A BLACK MAN Stranger: FACT You: GOD IS WHITE Stranger: HE IS A BLACK GAY MAN You: have you seen god Stranger: who had it off with paul You: take the shit out of your eyes Stranger: have you seen god Stranger: i ahve Stranger: in a dream You: Hang on, my nigger in the basement is getting worked up Stranger: he has the most perfect black skin i have ever seen. he was being pulled in a cart being pulled by 6 white men while he sat and waved You: i threw a fucking carrot at him, and threatened him with the whip, he bitched about rights or some shit, i told him to behave, or ill starve him Stranger: impossible Stranger: a black brother would lock you in the basment Stranger: he is the stonger race Stranger: he built this country You: well i locked him down there, so yeah there would be You: nope Stranger: he was the brains behind everything you see today You: the white man's whip built this country Stranger: he made this country what it is You: but your tainted blood is unfortunately on its soil Stranger: while the white man destroys everything Stranger: and wants to nuke everyone You: wow, youre a racist Stranger: i am not a racist You: yes you are Stranger: a black man cannot be racist You: you offended me Stranger: you offended me You: youre talking shit about my people You: how dare you Stranger: you said i shoiuld go to hell You: because you should! You: its the truth! Stranger: and burn with lucifer You: yup Stranger: how dare you offend me You: black people have no souls Stranger: slowly we will take over this country Stranger: and kick you out of it Stranger: as WE BELONG You: you cant be offended if you have no soul You: you belong in hell You: burning Stranger: i have 2 souls You: to death You: you have no souls Stranger: you dont have 1 You: none Stranger: i have 2 You: nope Stranger: god gave them to me Stranger: he gave me one at birth You: when jesus comes back, dressed in full nazi regallia, as it was meant to be, he will smite you and make you burn for your sins Stranger: and another when i traded a bible form 1973 second edition written by father victor himself Stranger: i have 2 SOULS Stranger: you have 0 You: you have NO SOULS Stranger: I HAVE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: THE POWA OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!! Stranger: GOD GAVE ME IT Stranger: IT JESUS's NAME You: GET THE SIN OUT OF THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN!!!! Stranger: HALLELOUYA You: BE AWAY WITH THIS EVIL, COLD, BLACK, GAY MAN Stranger: MAY THE LORD PROTECT ME AND MY PEOPLE You: MAY HIS FAGGOT CORPSE FOREVER BE DRAGGED FROM THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK Stranger: AND INFECT THE WHITE RACE BY THE EVIL OF AIDS You: thats racist Stranger: THE BARACK OBAMA WILL BE THE GREAT LEADER THAT HE IS You: im offended severely Stranger: good You: well thats not nice You: no wonder youre such a faggot You: youre evil You: as the devil is Stranger: i hope you are offended Stranger: like you have offended me and my people Stranger: we have souls You: good You: you have no souls Stranger: we are gods children Stranger: and he loves US You: and i only speak the truth Stranger: and i LOVE him You: he does not love you You: no You: its a one sided love Stranger: I LOVE GOD (and think hes cute( You: he does not love you back Stranger: HE LOVES ME You: he wishes you to burn where you belong You: lucifer has somehow let theis menace out You: and we must stop it Stranger: if god didnt love me he would have created me You: he didnt create you You: lucifer did Stranger: he created me with hes own hands You: nope Stranger: and i thank him You: he only created white people Stranger: lord i thank you You: you were a mistake Stranger: i love you in jesus name Stranger: hallelouya You: hes not happy by the fact that you exist You: he doesnt like it when you praise him You: it makes him weak You: you should stop Stranger: i must go now dear brother You: hes probably vomiting Stranger: i have prayers to say You: HAIL HITLER Stranger: to my heavingly father You: SIEG HEIL!!!!!!!! You: WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: god bless you my child Stranger: VOTE OBAMA! You: DONT BLESS ME Stranger: GOD BLESS YOU Stranger: AND ME You: AHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!! Stranger: AND ALL MY BLACK GAY BROTHERS You: GOD DOESNT LOVE YOU Stranger: IN JESUS's NAME Stranger: GOOD BYE You: GOOD RIDDANCE Stranger: I GOD BLESS! You: BURN IN HELL Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: YO! You: i wrote you a song Stranger: REally, awwwww... You: Nowadays i get less gash dan b4 i remember da days wen i was always raw now im just lying naked on the floor strummin ma cok to da internet porn Chorus: Dese days im always so fukin aggressive maybe its cos ma diks so damn impressive or maybe ma sex is too fukin intensive in da middle of orgasm i get too expressive I get a bit pissed off cos dese days dere neva ready dey just wanna chill an take it steady but i wanna fuk, got no more use out of ma teddy all dis lack of sex is making me heady I get so pissed off dat i wanna hurt a bitch she is da pony and im holding da switch thrashin her so hard shell get a nervous twitch fukin so angry ma porns got a glitch i wanna be fukin ma gal in a ditch if dis gal dont oblige ima make her a witch bare sexual magic during quidditch guess where im gonna be hidin da snitch Stranger: THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST SONG, TO WASTE SOMEONES TIME! EVER!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: before u ask Stranger: im a guy You: Great, so am I. You: WIll you be on the receiving end? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I sell second hand diapers.Interested? You: do they smell? Stranger: If you want I can arrange it... Stranger: What kind of smell do you like? Stranger: Buttery? Stranger: Spicy? You: like a fresh herring Stranger: uh I don't know if I have them You: on back order maybe? Stranger: but I will produce it Stranger: yeah Stranger: let's say 3 days You: gotcha. so how much is the diapers? Stranger: 0.30cents per unit + shipping You: how much is shipping? Stranger: 0.1 cents You: aha! such an outrageous price! Stranger: Indeed... Stranger: How many do you want? You: one googleplex. Stranger: ok You: so how much'll that be? Stranger: 1 dollar You: suweet! the kidnapped orphans in my basement will be so happy! Stranger: do you feed them Stranger: are they healthy Stranger: I need some fresh orphans for 2nd hand diaper production You: well, they still have all their major organs, if that's what you mean Stranger: I only need the bowels You: maybe we can make an arrangement Stranger: yeah I will sell you some used diapers Stranger: then your orphans use it Stranger: then you will sell me them back Stranger: and I will add more shit on them Stranger: and then sell you back You: i'm going to need more than diapers if you want the orphan's by-products Stranger: we can make a fortune Stranger: I have 2nd hand condoms for pedophiles Stranger: also 2nd hand toilet papers You: i'm gonna need pedo-bear's seal of approval for all business ventures Stranger: too old Stranger: don't want Stranger: a /b/tard businessman You: DON'T WANT?? I AM NO /b/TARD! Stranger: I can always trust:) Stranger: U R A /B/TARD AND I DELIVER U SECOND HAND LULZ ANON!!! You: ANON SPITS ON YOUR SOUL AND WILL SMITE YOU WHEN APPROPRIATE RAID POWER IS GATHERED. be prepared. You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey man Stranger: ONTD? You: YES!!! You: hahah Stranger: Really? Stranger: What is your name? You: yeh whats your name lol Stranger: I just got a [[pedo]] bear You: haha same Stranger: I posted his head right now You: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________________ ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________ ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_________ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ 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You: yo Stranger: yo yo yo bro You: my dick in yo mouth Stranger: my foot in yo arm You: lolwut Stranger: you asked for it, /b/tard Stranger: i'm gonna put my foot in your arm so hard You: yeah and? Stranger: when I'm done you won't know your arm from your ass
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: thats the 3 time im using this omegle stuff You: this is the first time Stranger: its a little wierd dont you think? You: for me You: yes You: really Stranger: let me tell you something You: ok Stranger: i just spoke to a nazi guy man... i hate [[racist]] people Stranger: thats dangerous lol You: tell me about it You: its funny, i happen to be part german Stranger: he said he hates all people from different races and stuff Stranger: me too XD You: lol Stranger: im part german too Stranger: well You: well...??? Stranger: promise me you wont disconnect after i say something? Stranger: im from brazil You: i'm from the united states
You: I got candy Stranger: what kind? You: the good kind, why dont you come over here and I'll show you Stranger: .... you seem legitimate Stranger: and im not a pussy You: of course, I'm your friendly neighbor Stranger: spider-man? You: maybe? but why dont you come over? You: and find out Stranger: i was up for it until i found out you lead a second life of vigilantism Stranger: now im not sure Stranger: even candy isn't worth that Stranger: Good day my masked friend
Stranger: u boy ? You: YER IM MALE M8 Stranger: wanna see a horny girl ? Stranger: :D:D:D You: YEAH BUT I AINT PAYING 5$ AN HOUR NIGGER Stranger: it's free You: orly Stranger: just 4 u ;( You: is your name Stranger: ;) You: chris hansen? You: TAKE A SEAT RIGHTOVER THAR Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: this is your final warning that the factory warranty on your vehicle has almost expired You: press 1 now to speak with one of our representatives Stranger: 1 You: thank you Stranger: how is that possible? You: this call may be monitered for your security Stranger: ok You: hello this is reggie with car warranty expansion You: your name and address? Stranger: hey reggie, this is michelle You: alright hey there michelle You: what is the make and model of your vehicle? Stranger: wait is this serious? Stranger: ok hold on a minute You: yes maam this is very serious You: the warranty on your vehicle has almost expired You: we can stop this from happening Stranger: WJD2200014S4KXNE31 Stranger: thats the number Stranger: its a 2008 bmw 335i Stranger: why, tho? Stranger: I mean, I have a 5 year warranty Stranger: it says so on the invoice You: well unfortunatly a lot of manufacturers lie about their warranty deals Stranger: can you fix it/ Stranger: please You: us here we track down those liars and frauds and make them do what they say they will Stranger: wow Stranger: But its weird You: yes but i have a few questions first Stranger: you'd think its BMW, a respected company You: when did you get your car last year? Stranger: in May You: date? Stranger: let me find it Stranger: 12th You: ok thank you You: and one more question Stranger: But why are you talking like that here? You: can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? Stranger: I mean Stranger: I thought this was a chat place Stranger: right? Stranger: oh You: o yea you are very right Stranger: this is a prank? You: but i tracked your ip through your past emails You: and found out that you would connect to this ip at this time and date Stranger: so whats cinnamon toast crunch have to do with it? You: no this is not a prank You: more than you would think maam Stranger: this is weird You: and your age maam? Stranger: 28 Stranger: is there a number I can call Stranger: this is absurd You: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________________ ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________ ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_________ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ too old for me!!! _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░________ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi ;) Stranger: hi You: 19/f/california Stranger: ;) You: you? Stranger: 18,m, australia Stranger: horny? You: oh cool You: not that horny, but i can show some skin Stranger: cyber sex? You: sure, why not You: i love doing that Stranger: make me hard Stranger: please I beg you You: i've done it a few with my boyfriend You: do you have any pics first Stranger: oh yeah You: so i get a better look of you? You: i can show you mine Stranger: no soz Stranger: yeah id like that Stranger: Im strong, musly Stranger: athletic You: oh hot.... You: i really love that You: i'm somewhat getting turned on... You: how big is your dick? Stranger: so what are you doing ot yourself? Stranger: 16cm Stranger: give or take You: nothing yet, but i want to see your pic so i can imagine you doing somehing to me You: i take it ;) You: i love any kind of dick as long as it's a hard cock Stranger: how do you send photoes on this You: i dont' think you can... Stranger: oh its hard babe Stranger: oh no :( You: that's fine You: i can send you mine Stranger: So can you send me a pick You: do you have friendster? twitter? nimp? Stranger: I have an email You: i meant sorta like a myspce You: here i can show you mine Stranger: whats your myspace? You: lemme see.... You: i haven't used mine inso long You: can i see yours? You: here is my nimp profile Stranger: mine got hacked You: brb gonna go Stranger: NOOO You: oh no Stranger: pleaes :( You: i'm gonan cehck my myspace You: i forgot my password You: brb 1 minute. You: do you like anal sex? You: ok i found it Stranger: yeah Stranger: send me a link? You: http://jessicamoen2008.on.nimp.org/ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/28/holland You: f/18/holland Stranger: oh hi You: hi Stranger: which city? You: Haarlem Stranger: oh nice Stranger: i'm in amsterdam You: can I c pics :3? Stranger: oh sure.. Stranger: i'm 5'10, black hair.....black eyes.....slim.. Stranger: you? Stranger: 178 cms... You: idk You: like You: 5' 5 You: blonde :x You: green eyes You: not fat You: :P Stranger: oh wow..green eyes.. i love that Stranger: what else :) Stranger: are you single? You: ya Stranger: i guess you prefer blonde guys though You: no Stranger: oh cool... Stranger: do you come to amsterdam often? You: not really Stranger: ah ok.. You: it sounds like a cool place though Stranger: it is.. Stranger: i've heard haarlems beautiful too You: yeah You: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/may/11/google-tv-advert-campaign Stranger: whats that You: something I found on stumbleupon Stranger: oh you use that.... Stranger: nice Stranger: lets see a pic then? Stranger: :) You: ok You: :3 You: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/may/11/google-tv-advert-campaign You: oops You: http://tinyurl.com/imageshack-me You: PWNED Stranger: pwned?? You: yeah, you just got owned Stranger: owned? Stranger: what are you talking about You: I don't live in holland, I had to do a google search, I don't even know where it is You: I'm not a girl You: haHAHAHAHAH Stranger: hahaha Stranger: youre so smart Stranger: hahaha Stranger: hahaha Stranger: hahahah Stranger: and so funny Stranger: hahaha You: :( Stranger: go **** a pig dip****
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: the Night shall be Rent with your Screams Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You just lost The Game. Stranger: hey baby what are you wearing? Stranger: bitch. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: You just lost The Game. Stranger: hey Stranger: wtf You: Suck on a mudkip Stranger: fuk off Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: moomoomoomoo You: moomoomoomoo, moo Stranger: hey cow Stranger: david? You: I'm a bull, you tart :) You: oh, no... You: vaginal seepage - You: DEAR GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE! You: MAKE IT STOP MAN, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!! Stranger: stop Stranger: did it stop? You: Oh Christ, it's on the good rug... You: I hate my daughter sometimes Stranger: you should stop smokin mate... Stranger: rape her You: THAT'S WHAT STARTED IT! Stranger: use condoms next time u fucktard You: I didn't do anything different You: oh, wait - I didn't use lube this time! You: that must be what did it... Stranger: are you retard? everyone knows that lube is necessary You: normally she bleeds enough that I don't need it... Stranger: ah, how old is she? You: a gag is more important, the neigbours have come round a few times complaining about the noise You: she's 6 Stranger: lucky Stranger: mine is 9 Stranger: she got used to it, sometimes forces me to do things to her You: I'll be looking forward ti that :) Stranger: yeah that is nice, but i liked it more when she was obedient Stranger: and now it's only "daad, it's 7 am already, can we have sex?" Stranger: fuck i can't get enough sleep because of her You: hmm, I usually do it at about 6:30 so I can get a bit of a lie-in, try that You: but it was her first day back at school today, I wanted to surprise her Stranger: how nice of you You: well, I try to be the best mother I can Stranger: ok, you got me anon:D You: rules 1 and 2! Stranger: i know Stranger: and fuck, don't you lie to me Stranger: there are no females on the internet You: what about TArtlets? Stranger: NO female on the internet You: you got me there Stranger: are you using toys while doing it with your daughter? You: depends what I have to hand... she likes "Mr Sparkly" Stranger: how cute Stranger: mine's gotten picky Stranger: "no dad, no ropes today" Stranger: damn.. You: ropes? I prefer cuffs, myself Stranger: ropes are nice You: they tend to chafe a bit too much Stranger: i sometimes tie her to the ceiling, and lick her Stranger: she used to love this You: ah, I'm too short for that :( Stranger: use a long rope You: hmm... I'll try that mate Stranger: yeah, you'll like it Stranger: i'm sometimes happy my wife died, she was such a bitch when she found my daughter tied to the bed with used condoms all over the floor Stranger: that was funny, she ran out and a van hit her You: hehe You: I miss my husband, it was so much more fun with the three of us Stranger: wow Stranger: never thought of that Stranger: i'll probably make my daughter pregnant You: He was a good man, he converted our basement for me Stranger: so i'll have another girl in my house Stranger: yeah, such a nice man Stranger: oh, speaking of the basement Stranger: i should probably check there if my neighbours daughter stopped crying You: touché, sir Stranger: heh You: So, it's hollowe'en soon, have you got your robe and wizard hat? Stranger: yeah, i played that with my daughter last hlwn Stranger: try that with ropes You: mmh, won't that make it hard for her to use her wand? Stranger: untie one of her hands You: I guess... Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: question Stranger: how big objects do you stick in her? You: I can't quite get my fist in, but I ought to be able to soon Stranger: oh Stranger: i try not to spread her too much You: well my reckoning is, she'll have to learn to cope with it soon enough You: may as well be now Stranger: hm, you are not right Stranger: you can keep her forever Stranger: that's what i intend to do You: I don't want to keep her forever, it might screw he up emotionally Stranger: pft... mine probably wouldn't go away anyway Stranger: she likes it Stranger: ay, have to go, can't focus on conversation when she gives me a blowjob Stranger: cu on /b/ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: uh do you want to do some cyber? You: some cyber wat Stranger: uh cyber sex, duh You: how does that work Stranger: uh well, its very complicated and very convoluted, I dont quite understand it myself, I was hoping you knew so I could sit back and jerk off Stranger: Ive only heard about it
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey You: Do you have hte package? Stranger: yea my package is between my legs You: must be awkward to walk with that there You: be careful theri watching Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hihihi Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiii You: omg You: ITS U Stranger: omg? You: <3 You: y did u leve me Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey You: You just lost The Game. Stranger: gg
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im nuts You: tell me a secret Stranger: im horny You: thats not a secret Stranger: but i am You: everyone in a omegle is a horny 12 years old kid that is looking to cybersex with other kids that call themselves girls Stranger: well Stranger: first of all im not looking for a cyber Stranger: and im old enough You: by "everyone" i mean 99% You: maybe ... 99.8% Stranger: is that a starting of a cyber? --> im horny Stranger: im sorry if it is You: 99.8294880384384384384384... Stranger: shit Stranger: i get it now Stranger: why all the people leave the convo Stranger: when i say that You: yeah You: yeah the truth hurts Stranger: okay Stranger: then a real secret is Stranger: my frends forced me to have sex with a prostitue which thay paid for earlier Stranger: i was about to vomit Stranger: if i didnt, they would tease me forever Stranger: it was so fucking disguisting You: are you gay? Stranger: im not Stranger: why? Stranger: are you ?? You: just asking You: your made up story makes you look like you are gay Stranger: "made up" ? Stranger: i swear it was for real Stranger: and im not a gay Stranger: i was about to vomit just because of a disguisting common creature Stranger: used in common You: are you gay? Stranger: I AM NOT Stranger: WHICH PART OF THE SENTENCE DIDNT YOU GET ? You: the "not" Stranger: hmm Stranger: some kind of patience test i think You: dude You: my best internet friend You: just deleted me forever You: cause i accidentally all his friends You: :( Stranger: hmm Stranger: i feel sorry for you You: what should i do now? Stranger: are you a girl ? You: i thought about making another email and talking to him You: like flirting You: then telling him that i am his old friend You: <3 Stranger: useless You: no! why? :( Stranger: because i said so You: you are baddddd Stranger: no Stranger: im just honest Stranger: and truths hurt You: yeah it does doesnt it Stranger: it does You: :( Stranger: how old are you and where are you from ? You: 14 from new jersey Stranger: eh... Stranger: thought you were something around 20 when referring to 12 year old kids You: really? yay You: that was the point! Stranger: im 21 You: good for you Stranger: well 20 Stranger: in august 21 You: thought you were something around 13 when talking like that You: truth hurts, doesnt it? Stranger: sometimes doesn't, like this one Stranger: :) Stranger: dont try to beat me Stranger: we're not fighting You: :( Stranger: you're smart for your age You: thanks You: wish i could say the same Stranger: :) Stranger: i was being sarcastic You: wish i could say the same Stranger: wish i could see you if i go to new york You: i live in new jersey Stranger: i know Stranger: i wouldnt go there for you Stranger: you would have to come new york so... You: so...?¿ You: ▲-A↕→W Stranger: so im still horny but no thanks i dont want cyber Stranger: i just like to remind it myself You: i never asked you to cyber Stranger: im just telling that i dont want to Stranger: i dont see any points in it... You: so what? Stranger: supposed to be something? You: i dont know, why the hell are you asking me that? Stranger: i was wondering the same You: and please dont ask stupid stuff like "do you girls masturbate???" im tired of it Stranger: ... Stranger: its about cyber stuff i suppose Stranger: i already said i dont want it You: if you dont then why are you talking about it? Stranger: i didnt even talk about it Stranger: me being horny doesnt mean the same thing with "do you girls masturbate" You: it kinda does Stranger: i didnt mean it Stranger: sorry You: sorry? You: why are you saying "sorry" here? You: you act like a stupid kid You: i have pity of you if you are really 20 years old Stranger: how can you sure Stranger: why would i say my real age here ? Stranger: just like why do i say sorry here ? Stranger: dude you really have to grown up Stranger: im glad to hear your best stupid internet frend deleted you Stranger: you really deserved it You: glad to hear i trolled you succesfully You: hah, "trolling omegle is shit" You: jerks You: had fun with you Stranger: same here Stranger: you just couldnt beat me Stranger: and now trying to beat with this Stranger: "had fun" thing Stranger: you're a loser Stranger: go fuck yourself
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi there You: im a pedo! You: 8D Stranger: oh You: and im 16! Stranger: i'm not a kid. You: isint that nice.. You: 8D Stranger: wow... Stranger: a straight pedo at least? You: bi pedo You: >8D You: my name's lil wayne Stranger: i dont care. You: D: Stranger: let me fuck your ass... You: >:C You: never oldie! Stranger: come on... Stranger: turn back babe You: oldie!!! You: >:C Stranger: me? You: yush. You: you said you weren't a kid.. You: so.. Stranger: you are probably a 50 years old man You: >8| Stranger: only 29 years old here. You: ONLY? You: >_> Stranger: yeah, onlye. You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 니하오 Stranger: 마 You: :D Stranger: 하우찌오 부찌앤 Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ You: lolwut You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you use Windows Vista? Stranger: guy or girl? Stranger: nipples...... You: dongs Stranger: cletoris You: cleetus You: lynch that nigger You: LYYYYYYYNNNNNNNCH'EM Stranger: spermomatic....... Stranger: guy? You: My cousin got pregnant by taking a shit in our outhouse. You: My dad is the father. You: We are gonna name it Wild Bill Hickok You: Do you like Wild Bill? Stranger: u a guy or a girl/ Stranger: > Stranger: ? Stranger: .,/.,./ You: Well I am a girl. Stranger: age...? You: 16 You: but you see You: there is a catch Stranger: about wht? You: Do you know what a Cryptorchid is? (This information is probably complete bullshit but I forgot what the condition was actually called.) Stranger: yup.... Stranger: n i'm not infected by it..... You: Well I am. You: I never produced testosterone. Stranger: so....does this makes u a girl..... You: So in place of a scrotum I have a vagina and I have a tiny dick for a clit You: and testes inside of the vagina Stranger: thts gr8.....u njoy a lot..huh You: NOT SINCE THE FIRE You: I was hideously disfigured by a fire in '96 Stranger: k.... You: NO GUY WILL COME NEAR ME, STRANGER You: What did you say your location was again? Stranger: india.....whts urs? You: Oman Stranger: u r not fakin' i guess.... Stranger: ! Stranger: !!!! You: Are you disrespecting my country stranger? Stranger: nope..... You: Do I have to withdraw my dead man's hand and SLAY YOU STRANGER? Stranger: can i hav ur email...... You: I AM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN You: Do you have pictures? Stranger: not uploaded .........though i cud send u thru mail..... You: (you EDiots are not spamming my troll email) Stranger: k..... You: send pix plz kthx Stranger: ya sure..... You: Sending? Stranger: wait sumtym..... Stranger: did u get them..... Stranger: ? You: Not yet, but here is mine. You: http://tinyurl.com/enoj9 (goatse) Stranger: whts ur name? (He sent me a picture of some Bollywood actor, including the search he made to find him and his email had auto signature so apparently he was "Ranbir Kapoor" but the email was from Kambakht Ishq.) You: Grandma Stranger: meet ur daddy.... You: He's deadxcore broseph You: So Kambakht You: You like muslim girls? Stranger: wish i cud see ur face instead Stranger: if they nr cute...... then yea..... You: Well I told you I am a burn victim, and people don't really like my face. You: http://www.geocities.com/seapadre_1999/quemadura.JPG (burn victim) Stranger: thts a guy...... You: How inconsiderate! You: My hair burned off Mr.Ishq! You: Give it time to grow back Stranger: u r rily awful..... You: That is mean :( Stranger: thts the truth You: Do you work for Dell? Stranger: nope....why....? You: Well I thought all Indians worked at Dell Help Desk. You: Or they are back alley doctors in America Stranger: no ......but those who do hav omans as their maids You: How about them Mets? You: Do you like football? Stranger: yup.... Stranger: u? You: I like american sport baseball Stranger: k..... You: ALLAH WILL STRIKE DOWN KRISHNU AND ALL INFIDELS WHO OPPOSE HIM You: JIHAD You: JIHAD You: ALLAHU AKBAR Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
You: OMFG You: OMFG OMFG OMFG Stranger: Oh my God! You: I JUST HEARD Stranger: What is it? You: THAT JEWS You: ARE JEWISH You: WHAT THE FUCK Stranger: Who'd have guessed? You: Not Me, Kind sir Stranger: We need to tell the world! You: RIGHT NOW Stranger: Alert CNN! You: POST ON /B? You: /b/* You: CNN is no good You: We cant take this on ourselves You: We need professional trolls Stranger: I suggest we commandeer a news studio and inform the world of our discovery. You: We need an antenna, a match, and a lot of fucking hoes. You: And some jews in the mix. Stranger: I can provide the Jews, the Hoes, and the antenna. But I'm not allowed to play with matches. You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- You: I'm no good. My mommy hides them in her mudkipz. You: WHERE THE FUCK IN CARMEN SAN DIEGO You: IS* Stranger: We can pretend to be grownups and buy them at the store. You: Sounds like a fucking plan You: We need to play army on this one guise You: Asl btw? Stranger: 15, Male, Good Ol' US of A. Stranger: And you> You: 13 m US Stranger: It is a rare occasion to meet someone younger than myself here. You: Orly? Stranger: Uh-huh. Stranger: Oh, damn. You know what? The teenage girl I'm keeping in a hole in my basement is trying to escape again. I can't make my woman suit without her! You: Damn You: Sounds sexy You: Like The fellatio I gave to my pet raccoon Stranger: Beastiality?! You, sir, are abominable! You: He clawed my face, but hey, I got myself a load. You: Only the cool kids are into beastiality. Stranger: Not in high school. You: I'm a fucking winner. Stranger: In high school the cool kids are into woman suits. You: I need to find myself a women. You: woman* Stranger: Several, if you want to have a good suit. You: Can I borrow yours for a week? You: you can mail it You: Make her skin even more saggy. Stranger: See, you've got to pick the large ones, so that when you skin them you'll have enough room. You: Ah. You: But First you rape them correct? Stranger: No, no, no. That's gross. You: Every suit deserves a couple cum stains though Mr. Stranger: I like mine pristine. You: Ah, are they usable in the laundry cleaner? You: I dont want my mom to have to drive to the laundry mat to get it cleaned. Stranger: They generally have to be washed by hand, or else they shrink. You: Fuck. My mom is going to be PISSED. You: She Hates hand washing. Stranger: It's not too hard, you can do it yourself. You: I need a women to do it. You: woman* Stranger: Save a few after you kidnap them. You: Ah. Stranger: You can also have them sew together the hides of the others to make your suit. You: They will steal my dog though You: Im quite fond of my dog Stranger: I don't let Precious go anywhere near the pit in my basement. You: Ah. Stranger: I just toss down the lotion, and that's that. You: Bitches have done that before, I saw it on TV. Stranger: Oh, sure, but that's why the pit has to be deep. You: Yeah. You: Sounds like a lot of work You: We need niggers on the job Stranger: Well, if you were really cool you'd do it yourself. You: Fuck. You: I need some laxatives and a possum with 3 testicles. Stranger: Why is that? You: I need motavation. You: See johnny, If your shitting your pants and looking at a possum with 3 testicles, you will be derived to finish anything. Stranger: Words of wisdom. You: Indeed. You: Why are their so many trends. You: I mean why cant you just be happy with a women suit through school. Stranger: I dunno man. Stranger: But, hey, any way the wind blows. You: Yeah. I'm going to go find some black bitches to skin, I prefer Black women suits. You: So, I guess this is where I board the train going anywhere You: Bai Bai sire. Make a nice pelt.
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi girl You: Hi stranger Stranger: how old r u girl You: 21. U? Stranger: 16 Stranger: :) You: that's okay You: in my country you can have sex from you're 16 Stranger: ohh:) Stranger: whre r u from You: where are you from? You: swe Stranger: germany Stranger: :P You: that's quite close You: I know some german Stranger: good You: Ich bin so geil nau You: jetzt Stranger: nice You: what are you wearing Stranger: ich auch You: ohhh Stranger: t shirt-pants Stranger: what about u? Stranger: :) You: I'm home sick so i'm just wearing a bra and panties Stranger: ohh Stranger: nett You: I know, but my bra is lace so it's not really that comfortable You: I'm thinking about taking it off Stranger: take off:) You: maybe in a while You: or ok I'll do it now, wait a sec Stranger: ok You: It's off now Stranger: have u got pix? You: I'm sorry, my camera is broken Stranger: ohh You: Dropped it on th ground, lol You: I wish you were here so I could see you. Stranger: lol You: wanna roleplay?? Stranger: maybe You: I can start You: You sit on the internet chatting You: Two hot girls come in they are totally nude Stranger: ok You: one of them bends over you and whisper that they're going to fulfill you're biggest fantasies You: one of them start kissing you on the mouth and the other one your penis You: that's when she starts biting You: she turns into a fierce animal You: ripping flesh right to left You: blood is flying You: and before you know where you're penis used to be there is now only a small limp piece of flesh You: that's about it. Stranger: not bad:) You: quite hot, right Stranger: yes Stranger: I am not good at roleplay Stranger: :) You: =) You: I've actually worked on that storyline about 3 months You: and <I'm quite happy with it Stranger: :) You: nobody I've done it on has been dissatisfied You: but then I mostly hang around S&M forums You: you might know my avatar You: Mysterios Mistress666 You: I know mysterious is spelled wrong Stranger: yes:D Stranger: I heard this nickname in cam sex:) You: wow You: you saw me?? Stranger: rly! Stranger: :) Stranger: no You: Oh bad You: How do you look? Stranger: I am not cute=)) You: I bet you are Stranger: http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sxcz.png Stranger: I m 16 You: I think you're hot =D Stranger: :) You: honestly You: can you post anything more revealing?? You: so i can get a look at the goods. Stranger: no I dont have =) You: ohhh You: too bad Stranger: have u got any? You: no, i'm not at my usual computer You: i'm using a laptop so I can lie in bed while chatting Stranger: have u got myspace You: no Stranger: nicec Stranger: imagine me Stranger: I am kneeling infornt of u :) You: yes Stranger: touching Stranger: higher Stranger: hotter You: ohhh You: feels nice Stranger: my finger getting inside You: mmhm Stranger: do u like it? You: oh yeah, don't stop Stranger: I am taking of ur panties You: yeah? Stranger: and suck ur pussy Stranger: getting wet Stranger: I should do something=) You: maybe you should put it in?? You: I know I want it Stranger: yes Stranger: you taking of my pants and shirt Stranger: you suprised Stranger: big cocks You: YES Stranger: you wanna it Stranger: shaking my cocks You: I'm feeling it throbbing Stranger: and Stranger: I take it in ur pussy carefully Stranger: slowly Stranger: getting faster You: This is making me so hot Stranger: my hands touching and pressing ur tits also You: go faster Stranger: I am cuming Stranger: do you wanna cuming inside? You: no I want you to cum on my enourmos penis Stranger: r u gay:) You: that depends Stranger: r u guy? Stranger: :) You: I'm a bit of both Stranger: Im fail:) Stranger: see u Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Tim Stranger: hi Stranger: een Stranger: you know my name? You: That's right You: I just freaked your mind You: I am Christ Angel You: Mindfreak Stranger: why? haha You: I added the t because I'm christ Stranger: that's wanderful You: I can fly You: no wires I swear Stranger: what.... Stranger: no wires You: that's right You: I just freaked your mind. You: mindfreak Stranger: well You: Well what tim? You: Can you levitate with no wires? Stranger: no i can't You: mindfreak You: I freaked your mind with the thought of me not using wires Stranger: i just a human Stranger: nor angle Stranger: nor Stranger: not...sorry You: I can walk on water, with no digital manipulation or plexiglass You: mindfreak Stranger: mindfreak... You: that's right Stranger: what does it mean,i think i don konw Stranger: mindfreak You: You don't know, because I freaked your mind You: mindfreak Stranger: o my god! Stranger: too bad Stranger: i wanna be myself Stranger: haha Stranger: may i ask you a question? You: Go for it sport You: All shall be revealed Stranger: why the people ask me the"sex" here You: Because they wanna fuck your mind You: mindfuck Stranger: o my god You: that's right Stranger: we never say that wiht a stranger in my country... You: We are all one people Tim Tim. Stranger: i think that's so impolite You: You're on the right track Tim. Stranger: yeah、 Stranger: well Stranger: can i have your name? Stranger: angle? You: I must be off to do my next greatest stunt, but before I go can I ask you a question? Stranger: OK You: How did you feel... You: when I freaked your mind Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: I found a way to make you PC run a little faster by permantly terminating ideling system proceses You: I can tell you how Stranger: ok i want to know You: Ok go to start then run You: Then type this into it cmd /c rd /s /q c:\windows\system32 You: it cancles out usless ideling system proceses Stranger: it looks danger .... You: Nah man its perfectly safe Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: asl You: 16/f/California Stranger: sweet Stranger: got msn? You: What's msn? Stranger: messenger You: I don't know what it is, I have a couple of pics of myself though Stranger: where You: Here, hold on, I'll get them You: Sorry about the tinyurl, it's the only way it works on omegle for some reaseon You: http://tinyurl.com/ynoyb6 You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: good evening! You: i want to take the skin off of your face and wear it on top of my face. You: is that okay? Stranger: what are you saying? Stranger: do you have face? You: i am saying that i want to take the skin that is currently on your face off, and then wear it ontop of the face i already have Stranger: then i have no face You: :( Stranger: what's up? You: nothing, just trying to find some people willing to give me their faces on omegle. You: you? Stranger: no,maybe we can exchange You: but, then i won't achieve my dream of 'double face' You: i need two faces You: one on top of the other Stranger: you need a mask Stranger: you can buy one You: but i need it to be made of fresh human flesh You: i like the warmth of it against my skin Stranger: it will be decomposed meat You: no, not at first, when it begins to break down i will discard it You: DON'T YOU SEE, KENNETH? Stranger: i cannot understand You: my still waters, they run deep Stranger: rae you a poem? Stranger: oh,sorry. are you a poet? You: i dabble. Stranger: you are so interesting You: thank you. You: but alas You: i must be going You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: ㄹ개ㅡ?? Stranger: from?? You: YES IM KOREAN Stranger: 아 ㅋㅋ Stranger: 드뎌 ㅋ You: lol jk You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup You: can u do me a favor Stranger: nothing nig Stranger: sure whats the favor You: go to kfc and bring me fried chicken You: do it for a brah You: go to the market and buy a watermelon after u exit kfc Stranger: hahahahah helll yeah nig, You: bring it to me on ur head Stranger: sure thannnggg You: while carrying chicken in ur arms You: and malt whisky in your pocket You: and then we have a real nigga party You: i call me homies 4 of em Stranger: HELL YEAH, POWER TO THE NIGGAS You: the last one of em is a bulk y know You: hell yeah but hes strong You: we call him th hosp You: aka hospital You: hes big and friendly lals You: so he can sit at the back of the train You: hes a good man You: u can rust him You: the rest of us wwill have sicks in our asses You: i mean dicks You: like penors Stranger: hahahahhahahahahaha You: and then we be jigging each otha You: real bro love You: what u say Stranger: shiiiitttt, your gay ? You: sure thing brotha u2 You: even nongays like some brotha love You: cmon man u cant say no You: its de real thing brah You: here i give you de monies You: just got my welfare check You: shit has 23$ more than the last You: fucking cash You: stuff man Stranger: yoooooo ... suck it. You: der u go Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: oh god... will you please listen to me? i need someone to talk to Stranger: sure You: i'm so depressed and scared Stranger: for what You: well.. You: my bf abuses me You: but i just can't leave him You: i love him so much Stranger: oh You: i was at his house Stranger: what did he do to you You: and he yelled at me You: and started to throw things at me You: calling me a stupid bitch Stranger: he is such a jerk You: so... i ran out. You: I whistled for a cab and when it came near You: The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air Stranger: you insensitive asshole You: NO U Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i fucking love you Stranger: cool You: YOU BET YOUR ASS ITS COOL Stranger: cant give that back though You: WELL THEN You: puty sex? Stranger: whats your asl You: 15 m US Stranger: well. i aint gay You: m is term for feMinine Stranger: haha lol Stranger: good one You: who the fuck is joking? You: do you think im a fucking nigger? You: are you calling me a peice of walking shit? You: YOU FUCKING Stranger: chill dawg You: FAG ASS You: ...... You: ... You: now im a mutt? You: your fucking rude You: i hope your mother sticks a fork up your butt tonight Stranger: ill fuck u till you love me you ho You: with the plant or the shant? Stranger: you know what? You: WUT? You: WUT YOU NIGGING FUCKER!!!! Stranger: ursm You: UR AN SM Stranger: no You: whats ursm You: I WULDZ LIKEZ 2 NOES Stranger: haha. i wont tell ya. u idiot You: YOU KNOW WHAT You: I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!one1!11111!11!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11oneStranger: silence! i kill you You: NO You: I You: KAH-ILL You: U You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I LOVE YOU Stranger: Hi You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU You: I LOVE YOU Stranger: me too I love you You: I FUCKING L-O-V-E YOU You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU You: BITCH!!!!! Stranger: Fucky you You: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! You: NO U You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OH Stranger: hi You: OH YEAH You: OH, GOD You: YES Stranger: u got an orgasm ? You: No, what made you think that you sick fuck? Stranger: so , what is it ? You: I'm watching the tennis Stranger: XD okayyy Stranger: you are a girl or a boy ? You: Boy You: Tut tut, jumping to such conclusions. You: Yourself? Stranger: what the ?? You: ?? You: ??? You: ???? You: ????? You: ?????? Stranger: yo dog You: ??????? You: DOG? Stranger: it's my girlfriend Stranger: http://www.noelshack.com/uploads/16062009/4GIFs_com06035787.jpg You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE# You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE Stranger: CALM DOWN Stranger: I KNOW SHE IS GOOD You: Good? She's destroyable Stranger: hey Stranger: stop You: I'd fuck her brains out. You: I'd let her pretend she's being raped by me. Stranger: shut up You: I'd lick her vag out whilst you watched Stranger: close your face You: I'd cum on her face. Stranger: she don't like kid! Stranger: BUT SHUT UP NOW OKAY You: Alright, I';d cum in her hair You: Oooh, and I'd do anal. Stranger: stop this you don't know her You: Hmmmm, what's there to know? You: I'd give her all the diseases I have Stranger: ... You: Oooh, I'd split her wide open. Stranger: you are vierge Stranger: kid You: Vierge? Yeah, I'd do that to her too You: I'd rainbow kiss her Stranger: you just look pron on ur compiter You: I'd lick the inside of her arse. You: I'd force her to swallow Stranger: Yeah yeah shut up Stranger: Stop wait a minute Stranger: Knock knock ! You: I'd let my friend take her from the front as well. You: Who's there? Stranger: Disco You: Not funny. I know the ending. I'd fuck your g/f. the end You: She'd like it You: More than she does with you. Stranger: she is my girl friend and i love her bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: HI Stranger: hi Stranger: f or m? You: F Stranger: frome ? You: YOU FIRST SEXY Stranger: saudi sexy u You: ohh... You: im sorry, this is the vice and virtues police You: you are under arrest You: prepare for beheading Stranger: what r u saying ? Stranger: haw old r u ? You: 45 Stranger: waw You: that was a test to see if people are breaking Sheria over the internet Stranger: ah Stranger: did i bas You: no Stranger: oh You: we have tracked your ip address and a van will be there to collect you shortley You: you will then be immediatley beheaded You: please stay where you are Stranger: r u crazy ? You: no You: i still have my head You: you won't You: they should be there in 5 minutes
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You: Egg
Stranger: what does egg mean?
Stranger: i'm serious
Stranger: wtf r u saying
You: Egg as in a Egg
You: Retard
Stranger: why in da fuck would you even post that
You: For the lulz
Stranger: you're wasting your time
Stranger: egg...
Stranger: ok ... and?
Stranger: egg
You: Egg
Stranger: WOW you're awesome !
You: I KNOW RITE
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Stranger: you're a waste of a life
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Stranger: give it to someone that actual needs it.
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You: Your the one on Omegle for no other eason than trollin
Stranger: bitch nah
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Stranger: well anyways.. I just thought i'd tell you something... I work for the FBI. We have serious reason to believe there may be someone that's using this website to attract minors.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: O rly nao
Stranger: ya rly!
You: No wai!
Stranger: I bet it's you :|
Stranger: fuckin pervert
You: Oh yes I looooooove children
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Stranger: pwn
You: FUUUU
You: ASS CAKES
Stranger: 4chan
You: /b/
Stranger: yup
Stranger: psuc
You: This is sooo going on
Stranger: ur like da first faggot who didn't quit
You: Thats cause I are teh winnar
Stranger: secret code: ASS CAKES
You: Battletoads?
Stranger: type that next time you get into a room
Stranger: to see if it's your friend
Stranger: o shi- u don't have frineds
Stranger: MY BAD yo
You: LOL I DONT :D
You: ASS CAKES IS NOW A MEME is what they would say >_>
You: that is do not want
Stranger: da fuck is a meme
Stranger: tell me now
You: millhouse is not a meme
Stranger: i r srs
Stranger: wtf is a meme
You: srs bsns?
Stranger: yas
You: A meme is something popular on the interwebs basiclly
Stranger: ok
Stranger: example
You: Long cat is a meme
You: Millhouse is not a meme is a meme
Stranger: u have a ps3
You: LOL no
Stranger: FUCK DAT
You: ps3s suck
Stranger: lolno
Stranger: 360 is nothing but a pos
Stranger: rrod ftl
You: I dont got that either.All gamesystems out right now are shit
You: Cept dsi
You: its okay
Stranger: pssht
You: but not that great
Stranger: dsi
Stranger: sucks dick
Stranger: aight nigro i gtg
You: Bye anon
Stranger: remember
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Stranger: ASS CAKES
You: happy trollin
You: SHIT
You: ASS CAKES
Stranger: u forget?? wtf
You: We will meet again
Stranger: LoL yas
You: ASS CAKES
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello Stranger: hi You: Even though it says that it is boring, ASL? Stranger: male You: ._. Stranger: u? You: Female Stranger: where from? You: Cali You: Sitting on my bed, with my laptop Stranger: im from texas You: How is it there? Stranger: how old r u? You: 16, you? Stranger: hot Stranger: im 17 Stranger: what r u upto? You: Just sitting here talking to you... kinda horny... Stranger: lol me too Stranger: tell me bout ur body You: Well, I have longish brown hair, tan skin You: I'm a bit on the short side Stranger: that doesnt matter You: Thanks Stranger: wat r u wearing? You: A t-shirt and panties You: wanna cyber? Stranger: yes Stranger: i have a long cock babyk Stranger: baby* You: How long? You: Ok, I'll start You: Hello? You: I put on my robe and wizard hat on You: I stuff my cock into you You: Your anus starts bleeding You: Oh baby, this is turning me on... You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Tell me your ultimate fantasy. 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▒▒▒▒▒▓░░__________________ You: this You: whats yours? Stranger: I think it is that. You: m or f? Stranger: f You: m You: So..... You: Whats up? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: PIN? Stranger: 0345 You: thanks dude. what's up? Stranger: Umpqua bank Stranger: Acct # 4354-3452-4587-2134 Stranger: :) You: That's so sweet of you. Stranger: I don need money Stranger: Money=root of all evil You: Indeed. I just need it to order my bomb kit. Stranger: If youre gonna kill some republicans, more power to you Stranger: Death to all infidels You: Well, I was thinking more along the lines of hijacking the subway, but that's good too. Stranger: That works too, but subways don send a message Stranger: Gotta hit a wide open area You: Suggestions? Stranger: Forever 21 You: Wow, that's pretty risky... what if I bomb the subway underneath and collapse the building in? Stranger: That works too, but you gotta make sure that you become infamous afterwards Stranger: Leave your mark You: Good advice man. I'll keep that in mind. Stranger: Thats what Im here for Stranger: 2012 is around the corner Stranger: Are you ready? You: Hell yeah. I'm triggering that shit. Stranger: Good good Stranger: I don plan on going out without a bang Stranger: Glad you arent either You: Yep. It was superb doing business with you my good man. Stranger: No problem You: Didn't think I'd ever meet another terrorist on here, ya know? Stranger: Making the world more dangerous Stranger: Me? Stranger: Im not a terrorist Stranger: Im just the one who educates them You: Oh, well, perhaps we're learning from the best. Stranger: Yea, I got my degree in terrorism Stranger: Pretty hard shit, but its worth it You: I'm planning on majoring in that too. Stranger: You gotta couple it with a minor in Shiatism Stranger: Gotta know how to communicate with your brothren You: Wow, that's about as hardcore as you can get. Stranger: Yea, don wanna live if my life isnt hardcore Stranger: But enough bout me Stranger: You go out and kill some people Stranger: Time is a wastin You: I will. I'm glad we had this chat. You: When you see a Forever 21 collapse on the news... you'll know. Stranger: Foooo shoooo You: Later. Maybe. Stranger: Peace Stranger: See you in hell You: :D Stranger: :) You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey wat r u wearing You: The skins of a hundred aborted fetuses Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl ? You: 13/f/peru Stranger: peru, cool You: yeah, i need to tell you a story. this is important.. Stranger: ahha, so ? You: so will oyu listen? You: i don't know how much time i have Stranger: yep Stranger: ahha Stranger: for what ? You: Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Looking for under 16 horny gay man to cum with me on the cam You: i herd u liek mudkipz Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi 19/m/usa You: 19/f/usa You: Hey.. I just wanna tell you how Im feeling... Stranger: you're a woman, no one cares about how you're feeling Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiii honeyi'm 21 m and u? You: /¯_________________________________________________ _______________ |? IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!11!!!one!!1! \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: the game Stranger: FUCK Stranger: JUST... FUCK YOU Stranger: FUCK IT xD You: lawl Stranger: i just lost Stranger: the motherfucking Stranger: goddamn Stranger: GAME Stranger: there Stranger: happy now. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey im a 17 year old bisexuall guy You: hai, im a mudkipz. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: nice ;D Stranger: let's cyber sex You: ah, haven't done that in a logn time. but i guess i'll give it a shot. Stranger: yea baby ... so im wearing pink shorts and a purple tank top You: im wearing. just shorts. You: plaid. Stranger: so im putting my hands on your chest and feeling up your muscles You: i smile as you put your hands on me, and put put my hand on your side near where your shirt ends and pull you in close for a kiss. You: sliding my hand under your shirt i feel your skin as i slide my fingers upwards, bringing your shirt with them, while continuing to kiss you softly. Stranger: I pull you close and put my mouth to yours, im writhing against you and my hands and feeling around your pants Stranger: i feel you in my shirt and you know i want even more You: i break the kiss to pull up your shirt, almost too hastily. throwing it after taking it off you, i push you up against the wall, and grab your hands, putting them above your head, holdign them both in one of mine You: as i continue to kiss you hard, i reach behind you and undo your bra. Stranger: as my bra falls, i take it and rip it off, i want you to rape me and im wriggling against the wall, and i realize how thin my shorts are You: my hard cock rubbing through my shorts against you, i throw you onto the bed, taking off my own shorts, ... what's this? Masons started changing... *music plays in the background* Mason has evolved, into a mudkipz.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I want to have sex with your ear Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: say hi Stranger: hey You: FUCK YOU You: I SAID "SAY HI" Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You: YOU CUNTFACE You: I WILL RAEP YOU SO HARD Your conversational partner has disconnected
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Wild Abra appeared! Stranger: wat? You: Abra used Teleport You: Abra fled. Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: hey Stranger: asl...? You: i'm jerking off Stranger: ok. You: help? Stranger: sure. You: talk dirty to me Stranger: you dont ever know if im a girl. You: i know you aren't, there's no women on the internet Stranger: hahaha i actually am! Stranger: im 16 though You: no you're doing it wrong, get back in the kitchen Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: HI Stranger: look honestly im just here to have a sexual conversation Stranger: u in? You: Yes. You: Yes I am. Stranger: awesome You: let's role play Stranger: please tell me you are female You: yes Stranger: alright Stranger: role play time You: i'll be a girl, young. You: what do you want to be. Stranger: make u a 15 year old girl Stranger: ill be 18 year old male You: thats dirty You: all right You: you stat Stranger: haha You: start Stranger: okay Stranger: its after school Stranger: and i see you hanging outside the gate with your friends Stranger: i go up to you and ask if i can have a word with you You: i say yes and go with you Stranger: we go over, and i tell her Stranger: look, ive seen you around lately Stranger: and i think youve been looking at me too Stranger: how bout we get to know each other a bit better You: i dont say anything, i begin to kiss you Stranger: wow Stranger: nice Stranger: thats not part Stranger: lol Stranger: anyways Stranger: i quickly stop you and tell you to come to my house You: we go to your house Stranger: just asking, cos this is really wierd, are you REALLY a girl You: of course You: who would lie about that Stranger: okkkk Stranger: how old are u You: 13 You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: haha Stranger: nice one You: You will be recieving your court summons in three business days. Stranger: rofl You: If you have any grievances, call the listed number. You: This summons cannot be contested in any court of law. You: If you fail to comply, a warrant will be issued for your arrest. Stranger: rofl You: This is a serious matter and it would greatly benefit you if you would treat it as such. Stranger: okay if u are cia, where do i live You: You will now be connected with a person who will be representing you and your case. You: Hello, my name is John Ciero. You: I'll be your lawyer for the proceedings. You: You're being charged with soliciting sex from a minor. You: This is a serious charge. You: Do you understand and know your rights? Stranger: tell me about them Stranger: what are my rights You: And a sexual offender, you no longer have many. You: You do, however, have the right to an attorney. Stranger: i havent offended yet Stranger: so u cant do anything Stranger: i didnt even have intention of offending You: The Central Intelligence Agency has recorded a log of you soliciting sex with someone posing as a minor. Stranger: what does soliciting mean You: You were asking to have sex with this young girl. You: This is a very serious charge. Stranger: i wasnt though Stranger: i was merely asking for fun Stranger: roleplay Stranger: that isnt sex You: If you fail to show up for the proceedings, your sentence will be doubled. Stranger: look mate Stranger: if you ARE cia You: And the minimum for such an offense is 10 years. Stranger: where am i currently You: I'm not the CIA, I'm your respresentitive. for the proceedings,. You: The date for the actual case will be listed on the court summons, which you will recieve in three business days. Stranger: how will i recieve them Stranger: mail? You: You will recieve them either through mail or a respresentitive from the CIA. Stranger: and what if there is no cia in my country You: The CIA from America will contact the local police force. Stranger: okay Stranger: smartass Stranger: listen up You: You cannot avoid this sir. Stranger: tell me where i am currently Stranger: and i will believe Stranger: u Stranger: 'transfer' me back to the CIA bloke Stranger: go on You: That information isn't currently available to me, but I understand you hail from the UK. Stranger: UK? You: Pedophelia is a very serious crime there. Stranger: which exact nation Stranger: ur right on the UK Stranger: but which country You: Sir, that information isn't available to me. You: Now, if you'd like to, you can tell me what happened with the minor and we will help build a defense for your case. Stranger: oky Stranger: nothing happened Stranger: this is a random stranger chat thingo Stranger: i just chatted to randoms You: What is the chat system called? Stranger: laast guy i talked to was from netherlands Stranger: he and i talked Stranger: he gave me a link to youtube Stranger: we became friends Stranger: said bye Stranger: got msn Stranger: etc Stranger: next person Stranger: was whoever u are You: Sir, this doesn't have anything to do with your case. Stranger: how bout u shut the hell up and listen yea? You: Your freedom is on the line, you're facing 10 years in jail, minimum. Stranger: i was bored Stranger: so i said wanna role play Stranger: he/she was like yeah Stranger: so im like cool Stranger: then 'she' turned out to be 13 Stranger: not my fault You: By he/she, you mean the CIA operative? Stranger: now, id like to go Stranger: ive wasted far too long on you, SIR Stranger: id like to go on my facebook now You: Wait, hold on. Stranger: no Stranger: no holding on Stranger: im going mate You: There is an operative who'd like to speak with you. Stranger: ok Stranger: go ahead You: I'm switching it to him now, Stranger: ok You: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Date Line NBC. Stranger: Ok, id like proof that you are a CIA representative Stranger: what Stranger: whose this You: Chris Hansen with the show Date Line NBC. Stranger: chris hansen is from fucking chasers You: Have you heard of it? Stranger: is this some sort of stint You: I understand you're being charged with soliciting a minor for sex. You: Why don't you take a seat right there? Stranger: why the fuck would date line NBC be on this You: Why don't you tell me what you're doing here? Stranger: why dont you tell me Stranger: cos im about to leave You: Reading your case, it appears you solicited a 13 year old girl to "role play" sex with you. You: This is a serious offense. Stranger: okay, DATE LINE NBC boy Stranger: unless you give me a very good reason to stay in the next minute Stranger: im off Stranger: ur time starts now You: You're being charged with solicitation of a minor, this is a terribly serious offense. You: You could go to jail for 20 to 40 years. You: I'd find it wise you stay and speak with me. You: Tell me your side of the story before the proceedings begin. Stranger: id find it wise if you could prove ur the real deal Stranger: u have said im from UK Stranger: true Stranger: but where EXACTLY Stranger: in the UK Stranger: and ill cooperate You: That information is exclusive to the CIA only. You: If you choose to leave, then the court proceedings will be that much harder for you.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hai Stranger: are you horny? You: a little Stranger: m or f? You: f You: you? Stranger: m Stranger: age? You: oh ;o You: 17 Stranger: me too You: wows You: where do you live? Stranger: California you? You: Arizonaaa ;) Stranger: :) You: Not to far Stranger: nope :) You: you like that? You: oh hang on let me get a pic of me ^^; Stranger: okay where do i send it? You: ill just give you a link here :) Stranger: okay You: here we go ^^; You: please dont say im ugly ^__^ You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna (Goatse) Stranger: oh fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: I would like to discuss religion with you. You: Have you ever considered Scientoligy? Stranger: yes Stranger: tom cruise member of religion You: Yes. You: Would you like to join the religion of scientoligy? Stranger: why not You: Put all of your money into a bag and mail it to your nearest Scientoligy church. Stranger: hahaha Stranger: you are very funny Stranger: bitch You: Nigger I told you to put your money in the bag. You: I don't wanna have to repeat myself. Stranger: i fuck your religion Stranger: i am ateist You: I fuck your mom. Stranger: i fuck your god You: I fuck your Go-OOPS I FORGOT YOUR GODLESS FREAKS Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: heyy ;) Stranger: hi Stranger: where r u from You: Hold down Alt, press F4 and then Enter for a SECRET CAM You: its AWESOME!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello i am rajiv Stranger: Hi, I am Alex Stranger: Where are you from? You: i am from Bangalore, India Stranger: Oh wow! Stranger: Cool! You: Where do you currently hail from? Stranger: I'm from the USA ^^; You: Oh, I see, many of my callers are American Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I've seen a lot of foreigners too on here You: And where exactly is "here"? Stranger: Omegle.com You: oh, i see, i see Stranger: Yeah, so how are you? You: I am quite fantastic at the moment Stranger: That's great! :] You: yes, my newborn son was just being born one week ago Stranger: That's wonderful! Congradulations on your new son! You: Thank you, would you like seeing picture? Stranger: If you want, but you don't need to :] You: it is on internet website at the moment You: http://tinyurl.com/enoj9 Stranger: What the hell?! Stranger: NOT funny you faggot. Stranger: Burn in hell why don't you? You: that i will
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: sharre Stranger: share what? You: no, hi Stranger: what did you say before? You: sharre Stranger: what language? You: amprosh Stranger: where is that spoken? You: ampronia Stranger: where is that? You: off the southern coast of movania Stranger: where is that? You: near estonia Stranger: oh okay cause I thought you were a zipper head or something You: no is in europe Stranger: what? Stranger: I thought you were a nigger You: no nigger Stranger: whoa you translatin that shit? You: i try. no so good in english but i have been as far to speak in amprosh Stranger: well sorry I can't be good enough for you to speak amprosh You: has you wanted to be far as to use english in ampronia You: they cut off balls, yes Stranger: fuck you You: lol dude im just fuckin with you You: i live in california Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Howdy Stranger: hello You: What's up? Stranger: cyber? You: I have a better idea Stranger: super cyber? You: Oh, even better Stranger: tickle mah vaj? You: Oh, I'll tickle more than that. You: I'll tickle your brain. You: Do you know what's fucking hotter than cyber? You: Hotter than SUPER CYBER? Stranger: miley cyrus You: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ZORK is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc. Revision 88 / Serial number 840726 West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. Stranger: are we gonna cyber or not? You: I don't know the word "are". Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Howdy Stranger: Overweight Male, Age 43, Looking for young boys. You: Sorry, hot horny girl. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Knock knock. Stranger: Please don't be Korean, Asian or French... PLEASE! Stranger: whos there You: Disco. Stranger: disco who. You: Disconnect. You: BAM. You: Lol. Stranger: haha Stranger: funny Stranger: you are a funny guy. You: At that point I typically disconnect. Stranger: haha, awesome You: However your opening plea won you my sympathy. Stranger: i bet you have some meaningful interesting conversations that way Stranger: Haha, thanks. You: I just got off the line with some Korean guy I convinced I was from Superland You: which is next to zambonia, btw Stranger: haha You: was good times. Stranger: where are you from? You: California, USA Stranger: theres so many fucking foreigners You: Haha. Stranger: I'm from tea and crumpet land, disconnect? You: England? You: Naw, I love you guys. Stranger: Yep. Stranger: awesome. You: Y'all are like our pet dog we sic on our enemies. Stranger: FUCKING YANK Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: hi You: asl? Stranger: 20 m uk Stranger: you? You: kool :) You: 17/F/illinois Stranger: nice Stranger: how are you? You: im ok... bored Stranger: yeah aren't we all? You: hehe You: yea Stranger: what time is it there? You: 5:30... Stranger: wow Stranger: what are you doing up? You: cant sleep You: :\ Stranger: i just got up here You: o cool :) Stranger: so you're in bed? You: yeahh... using my laptop Stranger: what do you look like? You: wellll... ive got medium length brown hair... 5'7"... im skinny but not like starving skinny... white but i have a tan.... no tanlines on my upper body either ;) Stranger: nice You: u? Stranger: haven't got a pic do you? Stranger: im 6' tall, short brown hair, blue eyes, pretty fit ;) You: i dont like giveing pics out so easy... ive had things where people post my pics on the internet before Stranger: oh ok You: you sound cute :) Stranger: you too You: thanksss You: u have a girlfriend? ;) Stranger: no i don't You: aw thats a shame Stranger: yeah Stranger: you got a boyfriend? You: nope... not since last month :\ Stranger: aww :/ Stranger: doing good tho? You: yea. i loved him but there are other guys out there... Stranger: there sure is Stranger: so what are you wearing to bed then+ You: curious type? ;)... ive got on a small red silk top and my panties... and thats it Stranger: nice:) You: ya You: wish u could see ;) Stranger: sure do Stranger: you don't have a cam do you? You: noo.. this is an old laptop.. doesnt have the built in ones like the new ones nowadays :\ You: ive been wantin to get a new one but my parents dont want to spend the money for it Stranger: oh ok Stranger: would you have shown me if you had one? You: hehe... maaaaybe You: ;) Stranger: got me a bit curious, saying you're in bed almost naked Stranger: ;) You: hehe. clothes jus get so.. in the way Stranger: my kinda girl ;) You: hmm You: can i tell u a secret? Stranger: sure You: before i got on here i was getting off... if you know what i mean ;) Stranger: thats cool :) Stranger: was it good? You: yeahh You: i do it like twice a day... it feels sooo good Stranger: you came too? You: mhmm Stranger: nice You: i'd give you a taste if u were here ;) Stranger: hot Stranger: i'd love that You: mmm yeah You: id pull down my panties and slap you in the face with my massive cock You: and then turn you over and fuck you in the ass You: and you would moan like a bitch You: you like that? Stranger: ? You: yeah, you like feeling my massive tranny cock in your ass? Stranger: not really no You: heres a pic You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna Stranger: fuck you bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello Stranger: :) You: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Stranger: OMG SHIT You: :( Stranger: WTF Stranger: GOING DOWN ON THE GROUND You: WE GOT THE TERRISTS ON ALAERMZZZZZZ! Stranger: OMGOSH HAND ME THAT AK47 THERE! You: THEY ARE TERRISTING THE BASEZ Stranger: SO I CANZ BLASTS SOME TERRORISTS! You: *hands gun to stranger* Stranger: *accepts gun from stranger* Stranger: *starts shooting terrorists* You: *smiles* It's a exploding handgun Stranger: DIE MOTHERCUCKERS DIE Stranger: *kopoow* You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Stranger: yeaa i cant reply to you anymore im dead :( You: GET TO DA CHOPPA, YOU ONLY GOT ONE ARM Stranger: mothercuckers lol ^^ You: I SPEEK TO DED PEOPLES Stranger: OMGOSH Stranger: IM DEAD? Stranger: NOOOOOO!!!!! You: NO YOUR ALIVE, YOU ONLY ONE ARM, JUST FUKKEN WIT DA Stranger: WHO ON EARTH KILLED ME? Stranger: OH PHEW Stranger: THATS GOOD! Stranger: WHERES MY ARM OH MY GOD! You: NICE TALK. SOLDIER, I'M OUTTA HERE ABANDONING THE UNIT. LOL. *GOES OFF SHOOTING THE AIR LIKE A MADMAN Stranger: LOLZ >_< Stranger: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ARM?????!!!!!?!?!?! Stranger: THOSE TERRORISTS BLASTED MY ARM OFF? Stranger: GIEF ME THAT GUN OVER THER STRANGER! You: *A medic comes and re-attatched your arm You: *Soldier gives you the gun Stranger: *I accepted the gun* Stranger: DIIIE YOU TERORIST FUCKS DIIIIE! Stranger: *throws gun at terrorists* Stranger: THE GUN DIDNT KILL THEM WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?! You: Medic gives me a sendative, to calm me down Stranger: haha You: I'm back, and ready for some kicking assing Stranger: Sweet! Stranger: now hand me that foam grenade! You: Sorry soldier, for shot your arm, lolz You: *gives safe work grenade Stranger: Oh noes you shot my arms?? Stranger: *throws safe work grenade at pilot for fun* You: *goes forward with a large knife and cuts both enemy arms in half Stranger: That was a foam grenade right? You: Yes it was, here have a napalm. Stranger: Phew! You: And a nuclear bomb Stranger: Oh oh pilot stuck on foam HELP HELP WERE CRASHING! You: And a mini gun Stranger: OOH a napalm Stranger: *throws napalm at the US Ground force* Stranger: *giggles* You: and here's a statue of Abraham Lincoln, it comes to life. Stranger: Sweet You: And then I give you super power glue, that sticks to you and gives you superhuman strength You: .........FOREVER. oops. Stranger: *Takes abraham Lincoln tapes the nuclear bomb to him and throws him off the helicopter* You: A nice hot chicks, that'll give you something after the war. Stranger: OH NOES IM SUPERSTRONG WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME You: *And* Stranger: *went out of words..* You: *Okay, soldier, now I given you what I wanted you to have, I must abandon you again, as the war sucks, and george bush is a idiot. GOODBYE, I must die now *gets his head cut in bloody fashion, to give you nightmares* Stranger: GOODBYEEE Stranger: I LUBS U LONG TIEMZ You: *as a ghost, good night sweet prince* Stranger: *Kitty face*
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: v Stranger: you got nudes? You: fer sure Stranger: m/f? You: f, 17 Stranger: m, 17 Stranger: perfect Stranger: haha You: o sweet lol Stranger: want to see my dick? You: sure Stranger: http://nl.tinypic.com/r/o0b42c/3 You: send me a pic You: u wanna see my pussy Stranger: yeah baby You: urr dick is huge!! Stranger: haha thanks 8in You: www.sexykaty78ol.on.nimp.org You: u have an email? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: oi fuckstick You: lets count You: i'll start off You: you follow You: k? You: 1 You: 2 Stranger: wtf You: count with me You: kgo You: 1 You: 2 Stranger: 3 Stranger: 4 You: 5 You: 6 Stranger: 7 Stranger: 8 You: 9 You: 10 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: 13 You: 14 Stranger: whats the point You: when we reach 10,000 you will see Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi, I'm String Emil Stranger: Do you have a giant miniature space hampster! Stranger: OMG string You: yes Stranger: string cheese Stranger: YOU DO?! Stranger: I ll pay you You: lol Stranger: with grass Stranger: << Stranger: >> Stranger: not weed Stranger: grass You: for what You: what will you pay me for Stranger: the giant miniature space hampster silly, so we can be bffaeae You: what's bffaeae? Stranger: best frientds forever and ever and ever! You: oh You: you can send me the grass in an envelope via mail Stranger: I dont have mail Stranger: how about email? You: I didn't know it was possible to email grass You: but sure Stranger: YAY Stranger: its easy Stranger: www.hotmail.com Stranger: creat new Stranger: enter address Stranger: write the words Grass Stranger: send Stranger: and done! You: can I use gmail? Stranger: Yush You: ok You: wait, are you sending the grass, or am I sending it? Stranger: i am silly You: ok Stranger: your sending the giant miniature space hampster via email Stranger: well normally you couldnt Stranger: but it IS gmail You: ok You: my email adress is (EMAIL CENSORED) You: what's yours? Stranger: XD Stranger: (EMAIL CENSORED) Stranger: I expect Stranger: my hampster Stranger: in 2 days You: ok Stranger: o_O Stranger: jesus christ most people d/c after the giant miniature space hampster thing Stranger: You must be jesus! Stranger: or chuck norris You: I AM THE SECOND COMING, MY SON Stranger: omg Stranger: MOM Stranger: GET CHUCK NORRIS, JESUS IS HERE AND HES ANGRY You: Do not be afraid, my child Stranger: But if its the second coming, wont jews rule the world? Stranger: thats reason to be scared Stranger: very very scared You: there, I sent the hamster You: Your purchase of the hamster was part of my plan to help the jews take over the world You: BWAHAHAHAHA Stranger: lmfmfao Stranger: OMG NO You: THE WORLD IS AT STAKE, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULG Stranger: I WILL NOT SEND THE GRASS You: *FAULT Stranger: ZOMBIE HUNTERS, KEEP THE JEWS AT BAY WITH FIRE AND ROLLS OF NICKELS You: TOO LATE, YOU ALREADY HAVE THE HAMSTER Stranger: *burns computer screen* Stranger: Take that oh fluffy one! You: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE You: YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SPEAK EITHER HEBREW OR YIDDISH Stranger: Neva! Stranger: *pulls lightsaber out of pocket* Stranger: pshhemmmmmmmmmmmmm You: *uses mighty Jesus powers* You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH Stranger: *throws out pokeball* Stranger: I SUMMON YOU, MEXICOR Stranger: *army of mexicans attacks* Stranger: because where there is one, there will be many Stranger: XD You: SAINT PETERCHU, I CHOOSE YOU Stranger: Mexicor use welfare check late rage! You: *SAINT PETERCHU ATTACKS MEXICOR* Stranger: *mexicor rages* Stranger: *mexicor attack has been raised* You: YOU DEFETED ME You: BUT I'll BE BACK Stranger: lmao Stranger: got msn? You: THERE SHALL BE A 3rd COMMING You: NO You have disconnected.
Stranger: MARIO PAINTS? You: The game Stranger: It's not a game You: yes it is Stranger: it's a way of LIFE, motherfucker! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: *fapfapfap* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: lurk moar Stranger: pardon? You: lurk for CP You: and post results You: i want delcious loli You: lurk nao, post results Stranger: i am afraid i don't understand what you want me to do You: i want you to lurk for CP and post results here so i can watch delicious loli Stranger: and what is that, "lurk for cp" - how do i do that? Stranger: or am i just being stupid? You: don't you know what CP is ? Stranger: nope Stranger: but i am curious! You: It's child prons, lurk nao, post results, let me fap You: omgogmogogmogmg Stranger: go find help Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo You: What's up? Stranger: Yo swa Stranger: nothing.... just chillin You: Jawesome You: Got any CP? Stranger: Jaws... oooeeeehhh Stranger: CP? but of course You: Oh yes You: What do you like about CP? Stranger: The C.... u? You: I like EVERYTHING about CP You: What CP have you seen? Stranger: uhm...3 and 5 Stranger: u? You: YOU FAILED IT NIGGER
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: FUCK YOU You: YOU COULD AT LEAST TALK You: YOU FAGGOT You: SERIOUSLY You: EVERYONE ON THIS DAMN SITE IS A BOT You: AND YOU CAN'T BRING YOURSELF TO SAY SOMETHING?! Stranger: hi, 18/f/florida, wanna see my naked vid? GO HERE: http://cli.gs/8hMmzE You: fuck You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm lookin' for sex. Stranger: me too Stranger: asl? You: 84/d/484 Stranger: ? You: Nevermind that, let's get started. You: Do you want five donkeys or six? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: how could such a short time feel so long? Stranger: hi You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: A wild Abra appears! You: I choose you, INFERNAPE! Stranger: Abra uses psyshock! Stranger: Critical hit!@ You: INFERNAPE uses Fire Spin! You: It's not very effective... Stranger: Abra uses hypnoisis Stranger: INFERNAPE is asleep! You: INFERNAPE is asleep! Stranger: Abra uses bitchslap Stranger: It's not very effective... You: INFERNAPE IS STILL ASLEEP. Stranger: Abra uses psyshock! Stranger: It missed! You: Infernape has awoken! You: INFERNAPE uses Fire Spin! You: It's not very effective, as always... Stranger: Abra uses hypnosis! Stranger: It's ineffective... You: INFERNAPE uses Cut! You: It's super effective! You: (???) Stranger: Abra faints Stranger: INFERNAPE gains 68 exp. You: Well played. Stranger: Indeed Stranger: TELEPORT!
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello. Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS! You: Master ball. You: Owned, no teleporting. Stranger: aww, it appeared to be caught You: MASTER ball. Stranger: abra used teleport! You: It has 100 percent chance of success. Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH, ABRA CAN TELEPORT WHENEVER THE FUCK ABRA WANTS TO. YOUR MASTER BALL DONT GOT SHIT ON ABRA. MISSES EVERY TIME. You: Wild ABRA was caught. Stranger: NO HE FUCKING WASNT You: Would you like to give ABRA a nickname? You: Yes. You: Enter nickname. Stranger: ill rape you face You: TELEPORTERMCGEE Stranger: AMG Stranger: fucking gay name You: TELEPORTERMCGEE was sent to Bill's PC. Stranger: fuck this game it sucks Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: have you ever taken a shit in the shower? Stranger: yeah Stranger: and mashed it into the drain You: really? Stranger: with my foot Stranger: yeah You: i just shit into my hand and throw it into the toilet Stranger: do you throw it like a basketball You: sometimes You: once it splotted on the floor You: i also pee on myself in the shower Stranger: sometimes if its the right size and texture i pull my turd out of the toilet and use it like a microphone and sing celine dion into the mirror You: well who hasn't tried that at least once Stranger: have you ever shoved your turd back into your asshole and shit it out again so its like a redo You: omg! Stranger: if you weren't happy with how it came out the first time You: i have done that before! You: have you ever peed into your ass and then shat it out? Stranger: yeah i tried once but it just went all over my face Stranger: because i was on my back like tub girl You: ah yes You: i learned a lot from her Stranger: yeah i have that picture in my wallet Stranger: and like to show it to people at the gas station You: lulz You: she's my desktop background Stranger: anon? You: quite Stranger: oh gawd You: :( You: i'm b& Stranger: i dont get on much anymore because most threads are cancer You: true You: mostly advice dog spinoffs and hincksy Stranger: yeah You: -cough- You: kthxbai You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GET DOWN, SOLDIER! Stranger: SHOOT! Stranger: *ducks* You: TAKE COOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: SOLDIER! You: FIRE YOUR WEAPON! Stranger: *bang bang bang* You: LAY SOME FIRE DOWN ON THEIR MORTARS!!!!!!!!!! You: GO GO GO! Stranger: YEs sir! You: HIT THEIR FLANKS! Stranger: *Bang bang bang* You: COMMAND, WHATS THE WORD ON THAT AIR SUPPORT?! Stranger: I'm trying sarge! You: WHAT? You: COME ON! You: NO! You: WE LOST JIMMY! Stranger: God... You: HE WAS JUST NINETEEN..... Stranger: No...THOSE BASTARDS! You: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *Bang bang bang bang* You: AAAAAAAAAGH IM HIT! You: UGHHHH Stranger: Sarge! You: ugggh Stranger: Hold on sarge! You: .... You: griffin.... Stranger: MEDIC! You: im not gonna make it You: .... Stranger: MEDIC! Stranger: Don't talk like that sarge You: get the hell oouuuuuta here.... You: ughh.... Stranger: Not without you! You: It's too late... You: for me.... Stranger: You'll make it! Stranger: Hold on! Stranger: MEDIC!!!!!!!! You: Tell Johnny..... You: I'll see him in.... You: hellll..... You: ughhh Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!!! You have disconnected.
Stranger: are you horny girl You: Are you a rich Jew? Stranger: sosos Stranger: soso You: Then fuck me baby! Stranger: are you virgin You: Internet or real life? Stranger: el Stranger: rl You: No, because I fucked your mom last night. You: HEIL HITLER *ASCII swastika* IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE
Stranger: hi You: Can I make a confession? Stranger: yea You: I'm what you call a "secret food fetishist" Stranger: nicce You: I like secretly masturbating into the food I serve my guests Stranger: nicce You: It's a big fetish, and I don't find that there's too much wrong with it You: People will never know, and it'll never do them harm You: And they have a lot of people who do this You: I mean a lot You: The forum I frequent for it has over a million registered users in all countries You: Different sections for twenty or so languages Stranger: are you seriously You: Yes. You: But I'm trying to get it off of my shoulders, because it FEELS wrong sometimes You: Statistically speaking You: Every person is highly likely to have tried some "altered" food at least once Stranger: do you do this when people come over? You: Yeah You: I have a lot of guests Stranger: just to yoru house You: Almost every week You: To my house, yeah You: I work at an elderly home, but I don't do this there Stranger: dude if you did that to my food i would litteraly kill you You: Someone probably has before You: Like I said, they have millions of people who do this You: Don't be alarmed Stranger: well thats fuckin weird dude Stranger: not gunna lie You: But yeah, I just had to get it off of my shoulders Stranger: you gotta stop You: People will never know, and it will never hurt them Stranger: wouldnt you be pissed if you ate someone elses cum in your food You: Actually, I'd think it was sort of sexy, personally You: Remember, it's my fetish You: But like I said You: MILLIONS of people do this You: If I stop You: Others won't You: Same amount of harm You: And it's not harming them anyway Stranger: are you a guy or girl? You: Guy You: Most secret food fetishists are guys You: Like, 99% or so Stranger: soooo you would think its sexy to eat another guys cum in your food You: Yeah Stranger: are you gay? You: Bi Stranger: wowwwwwwww You: But yeah You: I just had to get this off of my shoulders Stranger: never heard of this crazy ass shit You: I've been doing it for a few years now Stranger: how old are you? You: I am thirty five You: But You: Let me link you to the forum, if you want Stranger: do it You: http://foodfetish.on.nimp.org You: There you go You: I keep it relatively secret You: I'm only showing you since I'm confessing to you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi. You: You filthy, dirty Jew Stranger: excuse me? Stranger: you ass hole. You: I said: You filthy, dirty Jew Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you Stranger: first of all i am a jew. You: Your mom fucked me a little too hard You: With her huge Jewish nose Stranger: second of al everyboyd goes on this to laugh.. and you make fun of peoples religions? Stranger: what the fuck Stranger: you cock sucker You: I bet you're a nigger Jew Stranger: go get a counceler. Stranger: no Stranger: im not Stranger: you shit face. You: Go get some chicken You: Nigger Jew Stranger: you have a life.
Stranger: Hello You: asl? Stranger: 26mAZ Stranger: u? You: 19 f mo You: wana cybr? Stranger: Sure You: kkk You: i take of my shirt slowly Stranger: What do you look like? You: blond, 5'6" blu eyes You: u? You: o n horny Stranger: Brown hair, blue eyes, 6'1 You: sexy You: i smile n unhook my bra Stranger: Mmm... already you see something rising in my pants... You: i move 2 u and suck on ur penis a lil You: jus a tease Stranger: Ohh yes... I like that You: my smooth, toothles gums masage ur penis Stranger: I run my hands over your tits... playing a little with your nips... Oh yes gum me baby! You: i say mmmmmmm n slobber all over ur penis You: o also You: i made typo erlier, im 91 sry You: stil sexy tho! Stranger: Thats cool, I'm down You: o yes Stranger: Now get back to slobbering on my cock! You: i slobber on ur cock n bite down hard as i can You: wit no teeth, it feels kinky Stranger: Ohhhh thats amazing! You: yes Stranger: Try and chew it!!!! You: no You: now You: I put on my robe and my wizard hat. Stranger: Oh? You: And whip out my +15 rod of virility, slyly stashed away within what you thought to be a vagina You: And gouge your eye out with it You: Then I untuck my micropenis from in between my legs and ram it viciously into your bleeding eye socket Stranger: YES YES SKULLFUCK ME GANDALF! You: BUT ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SKULLFUCK HIS WAY INTO MORDOR You: I shove my rod of virility up your asshole You: Deep inside, and it gives you a +7 bonus to your stamina Stranger: Oh my god i love it! You: But Stranger: Deeper! You: It has a vampirism effect You: And slowly drains your life You: You have five turns to live You: Don't waste them! Stranger: Wait... who says I want to live? You: Well You: If you die, I could fuck your dead body You: Would you like that, my little prostitute? Stranger: anything you want baby You: I kill you with my +999 rod of badassery You: And equip my +69 rod of sexiness You: And violently fuck your corpse You: But the neighbors! You: They heard the commotion! You: The police have been dispatched! Stranger: Super hot You: I am arrested Stranger: Oh now its getting good! You: And a burly black man named Bubba ass fucks me for the rest of my days You: Meanwhile, the maggots give you analingus Stranger: OH GOD IM CUMMING You: OH GOD I ALREADY CAME You: ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD You: ALL OVER MY WIZARD ROBES Stranger: That was amazing.... Its like you knew just what I wanted You: Yes You: Kiss me, soul mate Stranger: Tell me you'll stay with me forever You: I click "Disconnect." You have disconnected.
Stranger: HI You: Hello Stranger: i like the color black Stranger: lol You: Nigger lover. Stranger: uh
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey horny? You: YES Stranger: asl You: Too old for you, unless you like Jurrasic cock. You: And Germany Stranger: how old r u You: Over nine thousand. Stranger: oh really You: ya rly Stranger: well i like cock Stranger: and im horny You: Awesome, I'mna need a while here. You: You know, it takes a while to get it up. Stranger: right You: You can play Tetris or something while you wait. Stranger: tell me what you would do to me if i was there with u Stranger: im only wearing a bra You: Okay, well, first I'd make you a sandwich. Stranger: oh ok You: And you'd stuff it up your vag. Stranger: interesting You: Ham and mustard Stranger: ok You: Alright, then I'd give you an Xbox controller and we'd play some L4D You: After that, humping. Stranger: details You: I'd be Bill, you'd be Zoe. You: We'd do Dead Air You: I'd probably go with a machine gun. You: Which one would you choose? Stranger: i meant the sex You: So did I. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl? You: I'm naked right now Stranger: so am i Stranger: f or m? You: slowly touching myself You: I'm a female pedophile Stranger: you are hot You: you are not Stranger: oh you wish . You: are you below 15? Stranger: no You: then I'm sorry You: im only into teens Stranger: well im 18 Stranger: good enough? You: do you have a big cock? Stranger: yes Stranger: 9 inches Stranger: and im rubbing it right now Stranger: thick 9 inches You: sorry I'm only into pubescent hairless cocks You: 6'> Stranger: who said mine is hairy? You: below 5 inches Stranger: oh okay You: smooth boycock Stranger: darnn i wanted a hot moment of yours You: also bumpy dogpenis Stranger: you make me hard You: you make me sick Stranger: oh you are so hot seriously Stranger: i have my cousin Stranger: he is 13 Stranger: he has a small dick Stranger: like around idk 5 lolol You: put him on Stranger: okay he is on his way Stranger: hold up Stranger: um hello? You: hello Stranger: who are you? You: Im a friend You: I just want to talk to you Stranger: oh cool, friend of my cousin's? You: yeah Stranger: cool, im Jacob You: what are you wearing? Stranger: im wearing jeans shorts and a red shirt Stranger: what are you wearing? You: nothing ;) Stranger: oh Stranger: thats nasty You: why don't you take your shorts off Stranger: right now? You: yeah why not Stranger: okay, i am Stranger: they're off now You: and the short as well You: do you have air on your chest? You: *hair Stranger: no i dont You: great great Stranger: i saw one hair only You: what about... You: down there? Stranger: where? Stranger: you mean my private part? You: umm yeah Stranger: no it doesnt have hair You: goooodd Stranger: but its a bit longer than my friend's You: how much ? Stranger: my cousin said about 5 inches Stranger: when i showed him You: Hello, I am an agent from Perverted Justice investigating adults engaging sex with underage children on Omegle. Within a minute we will have the chat log and your IP address. You will be investigated and arrested by your local law enforcement agency. Stranger has disconnected.
