Moonrise

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Moonrise: A Warriors RPG is shit! No matter how hard people try to claim that it isn't, it will always be shit.

A shit warriors rpg site full of weaboos, illiterate 10 year olds and drama queens. It has about 10 cliché af sparkle clans, that do random crap and lots of forbidden sex. The site has been up since 2013 and has been through an ass ton of crap thanks to fabulous people.

Boobrise is currently lead by the head admin Moonstar (who also goes by Skullstar and Bitch) who throws unnecessary tantrums at every little thing and can't actually do her fucking job at all. She's given her Head Admin position to her 'family members' a bunch of times but we all know it's just her making a shitty faceclaim. She also faked rape and pregnancy and after a 2 year pregnancy because she's a fucking elephant, she has 'two kids', one of which is named Zaki. This is the real world, not some Lion King fanfic.

Moonstar also has a girlfriend - Panda (or cunt) - who likes to insult absolutely everyone and pick fights over absolutely everything that there possibly is to fight about. She's been given a moderator position because her greasy ass slips and slides all over the site and Moobstar actually thinks she's a super chill person. She's not. She's an abusive whore who eats Skullfart out during her freetime as a shitty artist who thinks she's top shit.


The Clans

Moonrise consists of 10 clans, plus two other "original" groups - one of which is a complete and utter rip off of the survey corps from the over hyped bitch fest Attack on Titan.

FlameClan: An overpowered clan who has the ability to beat everyone. They even took in a FUCKING tiger once and used it as a weapon to kill all the clans.

BrokenClan: The best clan in the roleplay but after the best leader Shadestar died, the clan became full of "angsty" and "dark" cats who killed for no reason. An iconic name being Hawkstar, who went from docile to bat shit crazy faster than a cumming cock

WoodClan: Literally no one gives a fuck about this clan.

MistClan: Some shithead bipolar Clan lead by an illiterate fuck.

ThistleClan: Carbon copy of WoodClan but in a different area.

ReedClan: Some clan that tries to be special by swimming.

SpringClan: Another dead clan, but led by Panda, so if you want to join and she doesn't like you, she'll find an excuse and then ban you.

HeatherClan: They're fucking moles.

SnowClan: A dead clan that no one gives af about. They apparently survive in -10000F temperatures

CliffClan: Another dead clan that no one cares about. Same as SnowClan but less ass.

The Colony: A supposed realistic group of cats who aren't really a group at all, and the cats fuck each other left and right. Pretty much a group made of people who don't know how feral cats work.


HAX

Moobrise has been 'hacked' twice. This is actually just the doing of people who are more intelligent than skoobfoot and got around her so called 'perfect way of hiring staff members'. She ended up banning a fuckton of people who were actually innocent because she can't keep her dick in her pants.

The Community

Probably some of the worst faggots on the internet. Almost all 2,000+ (seriously, why do people keep joining this trash?) members are illiterate pieces of shit who fake their age and are truly all 10 year old fucks. Only a few are actually decent. However, they're smart and leave the site as soon as possible.

Panda trying to defend Moonrise by saying it's the most peaceful forum on earth! What a load of bullshit.

The Current Staff

The staff of Moonrise are always shit. No one escapes an "OVERTHROW11!"

  • Skullshit (Or as listed above, Skoobfoot, Skullstar, Moonstar, bitch 1, and more) is the Head Admin of the forum (she also most likely gives head, if anyone out there actually wants to deal with her ass) and easily one of the two top bitches of the forum. She has been leading the forum since the start, and really, she has done one fucking stupid job. Multiple times she has been overthrown, and her 'family members' take over... not really, it's still her. Skoobfoot was supposedly pregnant at the start of the forum, however, didn't give birth until two years later like the fucking elephant she is. She claims to be the mother of two children! May the retards rest in pieces after they have to deal with this bitch if they're even real, that is. The fuckwad never follows her own rules, she's admin she don't have to follow!! Nothing is ever this fucks fault, and usually blames someone who constantly comes on the forum for all her problems. She also has a shit main character, Skullfrost, who used to be a leader but got removed from the rank. She threw a fit and used backups as "but I like her being leader!" as reasons of why she should still be leader. This character, Skullfuck is a pure white cat, who has a fucking skull mark on her head, over grown black claws, one amber eye, and one blue eye with no pupil. Despite her over grown claws and pupiless eye, she is perfectly fine. All of her offspring are also deformed because "lulz bad geneticks".

If you're a fan of a certain animu... watch out. Any animu she touches, she takes it to a whole new level and turns it to shit.

Some of Skull's "art."
  • The one everyone hates - and also the one who eats Skoolshit out regularly - is the infamous Panda (also known as cunt, whore, slut, bitch 2, and Bexy), who easily stands along side Moonstar as the top bitch. She picks fights with everybody over every little thing - things that don't even need to be fought about! She is an abusive piece of shit who claims to be calm, however, most of the time she is kicking somebody in the nuts. Painful. Cuntfuck only asks questions about sex. A horny 12 year old asking questions about cat sex.

Bitch 2 thinks that her art is absolutely the best shit around, when in reality, it's unoriginal, has horrible anatomy, and rather sloppy.

Some of Panda's "art."
  • Airabelle... we can't forget her! This member constantly begs to be on the staff team and you'd think that she was begging for somebody to lick her ass! Such turn on. She also has a tendency to flood your inbox with constant messages of, "Hey! I posted in StonerClan! Can you reply with Titsong, please?"

Calm your tits, Aira. Nobody likes a fucking beggar

  • Fangie No one really knows where they came from, they just popped into Moonrise and became an admin. Moobstare's flawless system of choosing staff. Only fuck that's not a fuck.
  • Webs The other admin, who no one knows where they came from. But this one sucks Moob's cock and always backs her up, even when she is blatantly wrong. Acts like she's mature, but she really has no idea how anything works.
  • Sharpie A moderator who gets special treatment and never knows what is going on. She sucks Moob and Panda's vaginas and that's why she's still on staff. She does nothing. Nothing. Rumour has it that she isn't even in staff chat, so she's 100% clueless on all situations.
  • Spotted She's shit. She whines and wants to roleplay 24/7, and does absolutely no moderating. Spotted is a "woe is me" typed person. No one likes her but she thinks EVERYONE loves her.
  • Juniper Thinks she's hilarious with her memes are great. They aren't. Like all the other staff, she does jackshit. Actually does decent art.
One of the several threads made by cuntbag herself, asking about sex like always.

Mentionable Members

As mentioned above, Shitrise's community is probably one of the worst communities out there, no matter how hard some of these whining bitches on the forum try to protect it, deep down everyone knows that yes, this forum is a heaping pile of fucking shit. However, a few members on this forum actually stand out as quite the infamous shits.

  • Stormy Everyone knows them, rival to Blossom in roleplaying. They don't even have a personality... they aren't even real. The only thing they do in the chatbox is links to roleplays, adoptions, or discussions. No context, no input, just a link.
  • Oh and we can't forget the notorious Blossom! A roleplayer well known on the site - or as known by the staff - the absolute shitlord when it comes to roleplaying. In other words, they say she can't roleplay for shit. Her posts are nothing but big blocks of text that make no sense whatsoever. She is not real. She is on all day and has 69+ characters.

She appears to be nice, innocent, sweet, but after pointing something out to her if she breaks a rule, she can prove to be one feisty bitch and snap back at you with such a tsundere like attitude you wouldn't have seen it coming your way.

  • Morrow, Morrow, Morrow... Now, I'm confused as to what your fucking relationship with Moobruese is. Constantly going on and off, and on and off... Settle down already, Jesus Christ. Really, this member is one of the 1,700,000 subscribers of Jontron that would give him a blowjob at the earliest given opportunity. This cuntbag is in charge of editing and ultimately destroying the forum with new themes.


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