Mollie Tibbetts

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Mollie Cecilia Tibbetts was a 20-year-old college whore from Iowa who disappeared on July 18, 2018, and became one of the finest examples of Missing White Women Syndrome since Elizabeth Smart was abducted by a hobo who believed himself to be akin to Jesus Christ. Unfortunately for Mollie, her story wouldn't have such a happy ending as it was soon revealed that she had been raped and murdered by a Mexicunt illegal immigrant named Cristhian Bahena Rivera [sic] on the same day that she disappeared. In an absolutely hilarious case of irony, the Conservative news media quickly dug up tweets showing that Mollie was actually an insane liberal SJW who supported open borders and would have gladly blown Cristhiano Ronaldo without him having to stab her to death before sticking his cock in her mouth.

Following the shocking revelation that Mollie was quite literally asking for it, America saw renewed public interest in building The Great Wall of Trump to keep Mexican rapists in Mexico where they can rape other Mexicans and leave America the fuck alone. Of course, this pissed off Mollie's libtard parents who quickly decided that they'd rather jump to the defense of illegals and rapists than defend their own dead daughter.

The Tibbetts then remained quiet for a few months before resurfacing in December to do some major virtue signalling with news that they had taken in 17-year-old Ulises Felix – the son of two illegal immigrants who fled back to Mexico after an acquaintance of theirs, Cristhian Bahena Rivera, raped and murdered a dumb slut named Mollie Tibbetts in July of 2018. Because, as we all know, nothing says diversity and tolerance like replacing your raped and murdered daughter with an illegal immigrant whose parents abandoned him and ran the fuck back to their home country after hearing that your daughter was brutally raped and murdered.

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Today, we need to turn the page. We’re at the end of a long ordeal. But we need to turn toward life — Mollie’s life — because Mollie’s nobody’s victim. Mollie’s my hero.
 

 
 

—Rob Tibbetts, pretending that Mollie wasn't the victim of a smelly illegal (archive)


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Mollie Tibbetts was murdered because she told a man to leave her alone while she was jogging. But because he was an illegal immigrant you all wanna advocate for border control instead of against the root of the problem: violence towards women for saying no
 

 
 

—Jordyn Tieman (archive)


   
 
Mollie Tibbetts was murdered b/c she told a man to leave her alone while she was jogging. Her murderer happens to be undocumented. This isn’t about border security. This is about toxic masculinity. Mollie Tibbetts lost her life b/c a man couldn’t take her saying no. Full stop.
 

 
 

Symone D. Sanders (archive)

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