Iris
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Iris, formerly 
rixis and currently earmuffs is a two-faced weeaboo psycho bitch who enjoys raping characters by playing them on LiveJournal. One of her favorite rape-ees is Xigbar from Kingdom Hearts.
Sexy one-eyed beast
—Iris, being completely fucking batshit crazy | ||
It is speculated that Iris has an obsession with Xigbar because she is secretly into skullfucking. Other reasons include her obsession with older men, probably because her daddy touched her no-no place when she was a child.
That aside, Iris plays Xigbar in at least 100 different LJ RPs, each with varying degrees of fail. Her versions of Xigbar tend to be overly badass while simultaneously flaming fucking faggots who will dress up in hula costumes and cry about relationships. They also probably take it up the ass.
Her various male versions of Xigbar, however, are nothing compared to the horror that is
Xiglette
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—WTF?? | ||
xiglette is a super kawaii female version of Xigbar who goes by 'Lette. She was created as a fucktoy by Vexen to fulfill his sick fantasies (or are they Iris'). However, 'Lette was just so sweet and perfect and also badass that Vexen wept at the sight of her and begged her to kill him. From that moment on, all who gazed upon her face saw the true contents of their souls and crumbled at her feet. She currently has no weaknesses.
Following the older man trend, 'Lette may or may not be fucking Master Xehanort, whom Iris herself calls Geezernort, a new KH character who is probably in the vicinity of 150 years old.
Other Crimes Against Nature
Besides her persistent raping of Xigbar, Iris also enjoys fucking with Xaldin, who is just as ugly as Xigbar, but bigger and hairier. According to her, Xaldin is French and speaks multiple languages, including Latin. Following once more in the older man/younger woman vein, Xaldin is fucking Alice from Alice in Wonderland. Seriously. No, seriously. They have a kid too: Olette from Kingdom Hearts II. No, I don't get it either. Xaldin is unnaturally close to Olette as well.
She's also a backstabber
Though she may start out kissing your ass and complimenting you left and right, do not be fooled. Even if she claims to be in love with you, she will talk shit about you behind your back, either on AIM to mutual friends, under the guise of anonymous or in a secret journal she created solely for the purpose of bitching. During all of this, she will still pretend to be your friend and continue to flatter you.
If caught, she will either deny it (if she was anon) or complain about your characterization of whatever character at whatever RP because it does not fit her personal view of the character. After that, she will pretend to be your friend again, and the process will start anew. Unless, of course, you decide not to be her friend. Then she'll smear you all over LJ.
Discussions of her fail
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Discussion of her fail at the kh_anon_meme
See also
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