Hypothetical-Kun
Better known as H-Kun, Hypothetical-Kun is a generic 13 year old boy camwhore who in 2007 provided fap material to a legion of pedos at least 100 years ago. H-Kun carefully worded the introduction to his threads to avoid the b&hammer. He stated that hypothetically speaking, it was possible for him to be a 13 year old shota and that the following pictures could, hypothetically speaking, be of him. The name "Hypothetical-Kun" was soon given to him.
IRC Was Never So Dumb
During the time of H-Kun's threads a pedo known as Anon1138 or "James" contacted H-Kun through an AIM screen name that he had posted in his threads so that all of the fapping pedos could give him attention individually. James was the founder of a channel on irc.rizon.net known as #cy/b/er, and it sucked. In order to reconcile his stupid channel, he invited H-Kun to join, who soon became the main attraction for the channel. Somewhere in between then and now James and H-Kun became involved in an internet relationship. James handed control of the channel over to some other fag and stopped coming to the channel for reasons he claimed to be that he only came to talk to H-Kun and that that could be done outside of IRC. James stopped talking to H-Kun for about a month and claimed that it was because he had dropped his laptop 20 feet into a pool of water and had no way to tell him about it. H-Kun cried and they soon broke up (the e-break up is always the worst). It is now assumed that James has since killed himself and that H-Kun is still a dumb ass emo faggot.
The Tear Wrenching Tale of How It All Ended
noraepplz: ... noraepplz: you seriously have NO idea how badly you hurt me Anon: My laptop was destroyed, I just got back yesterday. Anon: hello? noraepplz: yeah, I'm here Anon: Well, my laptop fell from about 20 feet into a concrete gutter with a few inches of water. Anon: I was going to just buy a new one up there, but I was coming home soon anyway. noraepplz: why was your laptop in a position to fall 20 feet? Anon: It doesn't really matter, it was retarded. I'm still fucking pissed at myself for it. noraepplz: I felt really really used Anon: :( Anon: I'm sorry, it wasn't on purpose I just couldn't contact you. Anon: oh and BTW if I leave suddenly it's just my internet dropping out I should be back after a few minutes. Anon: i mean if I leave like, right now Anon: I'm sorry I was away though noraepplz: I logged on a couple times each day for a month waiting for you to come back Anon: Sorry, =( Anon: I'm here now Anon: How have you been otherwise? noraepplz: fine noraepplz: to be honest just yesterday I despised you, it's hard to have such a drastic change of emotion Anon: ;_; Anon: I didn't do it on purpose noraepplz: I know Anon: I guess you need some time then noraepplz: yes Anon: ok then, I should be on for my usual hours, you can message me when you feel like it noraepplz: ok
Several days later:
noraepplz: hi Anon: hello noraepplz: there's just a couple things I wanted to ask you Anon: Sure. noraepplz: why didn't you attempt to tell me what'd happen? I think I remember you telling me that your parents had a computer and I can't imagine it's that hard to install aim and tell me Anon: I tried logging in once but you weren't online at the time. Also, I really didn't want to risk using another person's computer, I had no way to tell if it was being logged or something. noraepplz: couldn't you have gone to a library or something? noraepplz: you didn't even have to install aim, you could have just used http://wwwl.meebo.com/ Anon: Maybe. I was going to just buy a new laptop. noraepplz: because it's hard for me to fathom how you could say you cared about me, and make such a lousy attempt at telling me why you wouldn't talk to me for 2 months Anon: it wasn't 2 months noraepplz: I may have exaggerated noraepplz: but the point stands it was a long time to not say anything Anon: I was going through a lot too with my mom and helping out, I just was busy with so many other things Anon: and trying to keep tabs on things back here, it was very hectic. Anon: and I am sorry noraepplz: I can understand that noraepplz: and I guess it's alright, I can see that you had a lot more important stuff to do noraepplz: and I'm sorry, but I don't think we could ever get back to what it used to be like Anon: Well, if that's how you feel, I guess that's just how it is. noraepplz: do you think we could? Anon: I don't know. If it was really a problem for you then I guess not then noraepplz: I'm not opposed to trying Anon: but if you're going to be angry it's not the same noraepplz: I don't want to be upset about it noraepplz: I just can't help it Anon: If you're going to be angry, it just needs to be done then noraepplz: alright noraepplz: good bye then, I guess Anon: Bye, and good luck. Please try and keep out of trouble. noraepplz: I can’t make any promises about that now
