HBalthamos
HBalthamos, a British furfag and Eevee-obsessed Pokémon-nut who has now had innumerable dA accounts, having been previously known by related handles such as H-Balth and Homao-Balthamos. Faith is a tartlet so empty-headed that she cannot even spell 'homo' correctly.
At First
Her popularity stems from an Eevee recolor OC drawn in the Sonic style, the style in which every retard seems to be mimicking on dA nowadays. Hordes of basement-dwelling sheeple gobble every last word of her unintelligibly-written journals, which, more often than not, bemoan her life and the lack of attention paid to her. Many supporters have fapped their tiny members after commenting on this drivel, hoping the beautiful maiden behind the screenname will open her gaping vagoo for them in return for their e-sympathy. Since the publication of this article, however, she has taken to disappearing for long periods of time, only returning occasionally to lap up attention from her horde of e-fans.
For years she has claimed to be perfecting her 'art', yet repetitively scribbles anatomically-mangled sketches of her recolor Eevee and Pokemon that should have been aborted from existence. Rather than actually improving her skills, she spends the majority of her time whoring attention from the Sonic community, begging for points donations, art gifts and trading shitty art in return.
Her uninventive Eevee recolor has been drawn variously with the sort of figure she would aspire to, but utterly fail to achieve - large, pert breasts and a tiny waist, with legs that don't happen to resemble overstuffed sausages. It is little wonder that she has had the opportunity to amass hundreds of gullible followers who are ignorant to the fact that her true form resembles a butch lesbian. Faith shat brix when Nintendo unveiled their Generation V Pokemon Zorua, which she initially claimed was a rip off her Eevee recolor, bawling to the dA community that she had been screwed over by Nintendo. She rapidly backtracked and claimed to be obsessively in love with Zorua when several users pointed out her overwhelming stupidity, but not before quick-thinking users of dA and FurAffinity screencapped the lulz.
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If this wasn't enough, she's also been known to sell her other 'original characters', some of which were not even designed by her in the first place. Despite vocalizing her disapproval of character sales, she went ahead anyway, thinking she could make a quick buck. Her last known character sale left her hundreds of dollars out of pocket, just one of many things proving that she is a dumb bitch.
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Origins of a Disturbed Creature
Faith dropped out of some simpleton's vagina on 2nd January, 1990. She hails from some shithole called Portsmouth in England, UK. However, she has not resided there for years, having hopped from desperate virgin to desperate virgin for a free roof over her head and Pokémon plushies. Lulz have been provided not only by her online faggotry, but by her real-life exploitation of the following gormless idiots:
Accepting expensive presents off a guy you're about to break up with is A-OK! So is stealing mail and jumping city to avoid prosecution!
Screwing over guys for money and presents sure is fun!
Forever alone... allegedly dumped for being too into furry porn and bestiality.
Such information is freely available due to her attention-whoring of the communities on LiveJournal, Twitter, deviantArt and FurAffinity. It makes for amusing reading, but requires much brainpower to decipher her illiterate ramblings.
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"Burglary" Controversy
As of September 2011, Faith has recently been "burgled" and thereafter whined about it for days on end on her deviantArt, LiveJournal and Twitter. She claimed poverty by declaring that she had but £25 to her name and that all her games consoles and associated games were stolen, which would not be replaced for free because she is a moron and didn't have insurance. She would not shut up about it until her incessant whining caused her adoring fans to donate $300 to her, which she promptly spent on plush toys and video games rather than, say, food or rent like non-retards would.
Of course, those who rightfully suspect that this is all another attention-grabbing scam are silenced by being reported as spammers. Faith, you fucking wuss.
In denial
Just to prove that she really is just your average, asinine attention whore, this lovely, fetching young woman occasionally drops hints of bisexuality. Unfortunately for her, no female human being with any self-respect would confess to being a partner of hers. Her proclamations of bisexuality are instead manifested through a curious obsession with cartoon- and game-related pornography, as showcased by her fap material on FagAffinity page (here)and Deviantart.
Despite her insistence that her last break-up was due to her ex's obsession with furry porn and bestiality, it appears that she is hypocritically partial to it herself, even going so far as to offer art trades in return for drawings of her slutty Eevee being chained up and screwed. Given her status as an unemployed bum on welfare, she also has plenty of time to masturbate to .gifs of cartoon animal porn. Who knows if her current, unfortunate partner knows how sick and twisted she is. If he does learn of it, he might want to reconsider getting her name tattooed on his person.
External Links
- deviantArt
- FurAffinity
- Blogspot
- Msn: [email protected]
- Skype: Hitomo-Akamatsu
- AIM: Zoruas
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