Grand Wizard

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Grand Wizard, or Martin Bohan is an absolute sperg. His only sense of power is the fact that he is a mod on some random faggot's discord. He will die a virgin not because he can't fuck a woman, but because his dick is so encrusted with smegma that you can smell him down the block.

Where is This Faggot From?

Martin is a Moderator on a Discord server run by an untalented cuck YouTuber named Neckbeardia. How untalented? His whole channel is him using a text-to-speech device to read Tg/ Greentexts. Recently he killed his chances of keeping his channel in the future when he had his fiance, Megan join him as a cohost. Megan is the hole who allows Grand to do whatever he pleases. She either wants to fuck a guy who is 17-18 or she wants to raise him as her own. Bottom line, they're all retarded spergs.

Notable Spergouts

Grand is mentally deficient man-boy whose autism includes but is not limited to, and in no particular order:

  • Creating a private channel on the server for him and any "woman" that joined the server. The only reason people found out about it was his dumbass forgetting other mods could see the channel as well.
  • Apparently has a rape accusation on his as
  • Shutting down the server's gates for a week because people kept spamming his name and face.
  • Getting butthurt when a long-time member kept making fun of him, claimed he was a furry, and the hole allowed the ban.
  • Admitting that he would shove mice he found into the microwave and cook them.
  • And many more to count


If your wondering why people don't like him is because of the owners actually. Before Conrad fucked us all in the ass, James (the fat fuck that owns Neckbeardia) and his hole Megan said that they were editing the server staff. One of the bigger points to this was that they were removing Martin from the staff. People saw through the charade as soon as they saw that he would still be allowed to see all mod affairs. Due to their incompetence, a large sum of the staff that wasn't absolute faggots just left the server. Their constant need to keep him around cause them more issue than they realize

His "Friends"

The group of dick sucking troglodytes that stuck around are just as retarded, here's a few:

Banana: A completely butthurt individual that can't stand when people make fun of him. Tries to silence people in VC if they call him a faggot. The best part is when you get multiple accounts past the gates and fuck with him in VC one after another

Spaghetti: A backwater retard that works at a gas station. He tried starting his own youtube channel and failed. Got caught trying to date a 15-year-old and has since then left the internet

MAGAN: The hole herself. The one who enables Grand shit the most. When she leaves James for this retard everyone will laugh. The other theory is she's a dead egg who can't have kids of her own.

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If you have a feeling that he may kill himself in the next couple days, here's where you can find him