GangstaElijah
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Warning! GangstaElijah is a wigga-sona that is used by Elijah to flame-bait high profile members of YouTube into attacking him for lulzless personal attention. By threatening to kill 16 Year Old Girls, Elijah is giving legitimate, hard working lulz-trollz a bad name and he should be persuaded to leave YouTube immediately |
GangstaElijah, or WangstaElijah, as he has been affectionately dubbed by his critics, Elijah Hood is a 13 year-old basement-welling wigger residing in the whites-only suburbs of Phoenix, Arizona. From the safety of his mom's house, Elijah spends his time attention whoring by trolling people on the YouTube Featured Video list with thinly-veiled threats of violence (and in the case of children, rape) in an attempt to be noticed.
Frequently confronted with his faggotry, Elijah claims that all he's doing is presenting a comedic impersonation of a gangsta. After sending a death threat video to fellow faggot DaxFlame, GangstaElijah was suspended. What followed was a series of short-lived accounts, including shitty freestyle raps about combing his hair, and tales of DaxFlame sending him to prison for two years where he endured rape orgies that encouraged him to embrace his sexuality. All these accounts have since been closed, and all videos associated with the accounts rendered unavailable.
Comedic Gold
Elijah's brand of humor consists of:
- Sending video responses to high profile members of YouTube in which he waves about an air pistol and talks shit in Ebonics. He firmly believes that this will generate enough drama to make him e-famous, and provide him with honorz.
- Leaving comments on the YouTube channels of 16 year old girls threatening to kill them.
- Repeating the phrase "u no wut am seyin'" too much.
- Pulling out his toy gun and pretending to shoot it, and then editing in a gunshot sound effect in Windows Movie Maker.
Controversy
Elijah posted a video on YouTube in late November 2006, making death threats towards Renetto and his family. Renetto mentioned the death threats, but due to the sheer number of uploads, it would be too tedious a task to wade through all the shitty videos locate it. Renetto took these threats seriously, and reported Elijah to YouTube, after which Elijah's account was promptly suspended.
After Renetto uploaded a video parodying Elijah's Wigger faggotry, Elijah immediately recognized Renetto's authority within the YouTube wigga hierarchy, and revoked the contract on Renetto's life.
Chase... and his King Snake ELVIS - From Renetto - 30 Jan 2007
Elijah Gets Some Good Advice
Pr0n
Like most 13 year old boys, Elijah spends most of his time beating his meat to dickgirls. His only source of income is the few cents he gets from placing porn advertisement links on his YouTube channels.
White-Knight Faggotry
Fellow YouTuber, LeonJeekins, decided to stroke Elijah's e-peen, hoping to ride the cum-stained coattails of attention whoredom. The video, as uneventful as it was, consisted of little more than Leon choking on his cigarette smoke and challenging Eppigy, one of Elijah's critics, to a 'fist fight'.
—LeonJeekins, Internet Tough Guy. | ||
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The video was deleted by LeonJeekins after the big meanies on YouTube made fun of him in the comments for being the assclown that he is.
Music
According to his MySpace, Elijah thinks highly of his "music," if it can even be called that.
—Elijah, on his music | ||
Of course, with genius lyrics such as these, how could you doubt his talent?
—FreeStyleRap #1 | ||
One of Elijah's MySpace critics had srs questions about his alleged street cred, and demonstrated his superior critiquing skills in a professional and detailed manner with the following:
— Evan "2tall" Schamber | ||
Growing Opposition to Elijah's Existence
DEFENDIN' MY CO - From CaptainRalboon
Gangsta Elijah Promo Video - From JiminyCrickets69
Gangsta Elijah Promo Video #2 - From JiminyCrickets69
ED welcomes you, GangstaElijah - From cambreed, aka djbb
Did you know that...
- ...if you step up to Elijah's face, he's going to hit you?
- ...if you bring backup, he's going to split you?
- ...he'll bust a cap in your ass if you don't subscribe to his channel?
- ...his grillz are actually made of tin foil, a clear sign of his commitment to the best value in bling.
- ...he is actually severely anorexic, but the extra bulk of his coat conceals it?
- ...he was wheelchair bound after a tragic ghost riding accident, yet regained his mobility with the help of the Scooter Store?
- ...his mom refuses to tell him that he is neither black nor funny?
- ...he masturbates to his mother / grandfather when they're in the same room as him?
- ...he can't afford shaving cream?
- ...he calls other people fake, and has no understanding of the concept of irony?
Related Articles
External Links
- GangstaElijah Suspended after threatening DaxFlame
- MusicElijah Closed
- TheGangstaElijah Closed
- goldrushnumber1 Suspended
GangstaElijah Deleted- TheGangstaElijah Abandoned
- Stickam profile Deleted
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