My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

The movie that started the whole thing.

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HOLY SHIT DERPY IS IN THE END CREDITS!!!1 BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS REJOICE!!!!1

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is a cartoon movie of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series that was not made by the Jewish to get money. This movie takes place after season 3 when Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn and princess. The presence in the brony fandom proves that they will pay with their allowances on any shit that's pony related.

The Plot

In a magical world of rainbows and faggotry known as Equestria, the new Princess Twilight Sparkle was headed to her magical new home in the Canterlot place and did some shit nobody cares about. While she was sleeping, all of a sudden a thief stolen her crown! And the bitch that stole the crown goes through a magic portal to the human dimension. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the thief about the magic of friendship. About 100 milliseconds later they landed in the human world and Twilight has to get the crown back. Along the journey Twilight reunites with her old friends and they team up to get the crown. The thief Sunset Shimmer turns into succubus at the last minute and the human mane 6 beat her with friendship powers.

And Twilight got the crown back. The end.

Reception

While the movie was made, many bronies and pegasisters believe that it is the best movie of all time. Of course, as with every movie like this, soccer moms were pissed, this time because their design was "Too revealing". The enlightened people of /mlp/ from 4chan even like this movie, proving once and for all that the bronies can be a lot worse and more autistic than the Sonic fandom.

In the other hand, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic creator Lauren Faust was less than pleased with the movie, as she could notice that it was a blatant attempt to cash out in the franchise while not caring for the quality of the products. A good number of bronies, as alienated and gullible as they are, sided with her as they believe that any word by Faust on the show is the genuine thing, given she co-created it.

DERPY!!!1

After the movie is over, bronies would stay for the credits and the girly pop music because they've been told that there's a surprise Easter Egg in the end credits. And it's none other than a humanized version of Derpy Hooves dancing and holding a muffin, causing the fans to scream in joy.

Equestria Girls 2: Electric Boogaloo

Last thursday, a poster of Equestria Girls 2: Rainbow Rocks emerged on the web. At first, every bronies taught it was just a fake, but after further investigation: Equestria Girls 2 is hapenning. Which lead to the suicide of some of these horsefuckers

If you want to stay up to date, go to /mlp/. Shit's going down over there

There she is.

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