Enzo-Matrix

This might be Mr Jonzz IRL.

Enzo-Matrix is a fine flying assclown from deviantArt, who ban evades, deactivates accounts and steals artwork. He is a royal asshat not very bright. His name is derived from his obsession with the TV Show, ReBoot.

Anytime someone would use the :dev___: command and see a ! by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could. He deactivates accounts on a regular basis though everyone knows he will be back with an even dumber name. Enzo-Matrix IRL is a worthless 27 year old basement dweller.

Aliases

Some of his known aliases include LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix and most recently Enzo-Matrix. He is hated by many and is target of trolls when oldfags get bored. This results in newfags trolling him to gain trolling experience points.

Quotes

	“	If I could go back in time for 5 minutes, I'd spend it on aborting that pathetic shit-stain. Even if it came to beating in his mother's stomach with a baseball bat, then giving her a hysterectomy with a coat hanger, fuck, I would.	„
	—PrideSage99, clearly not butthurt

	“	The better part of Enzo-Matrix ran down his momma's leg.	„
	— JoeBostonPhotography

Gallery

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  Of all the characters... he wants to be the boy.
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External Links

• enzo-matrix
• LittleEnzoMatrix b&
• Little-Enzo-Matrix b&
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot
• http://reboot.wikia.com/wiki/Enzo_Matrix

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