Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/September 7, 2021

“	WHEN I WAS 19 I WAS ON A TRIP TO BELGIUM AND I MET THIS CHINK GIRL AND I WAS RLY FUCKED UP SO I PULLED MY EYES APART AND I SWEAR TO GOD I SAID "CHING CHING LING LING" AN DSHE WAS LIKE "HEHE WHATS THAT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN" AND IM LIKE WTF SO I SAID "CHING LING PING PONG" MEANT LIKE "GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO U".... SOME FORTUNE COOKIE SHIT.... AND SHE BOUGHT IT THEN SUCKED MY DICK REALLY BAD AT THE HOTEL A LOT OF TOOTH ACTION,.... OVER ALL 2/(10 WOULD NOT RECCOMEND CHINKY BITCHES	„
—ASSBLONKER via ED Discord