Duct Tape

One of the many uses of duct tape.

Duct Tape is pretty much the best thing ever invented.

Uses for Duct Tape

• Rape
• Fixing shit
• Hanging yourself
• Rape
• Repairing ducts
• Strangling whores
• Rape
• Making your bitch STFU

Duct Tape Facts

• Duct tape is the hardest metal known to man.
• Duct tape can do anything.

See Also

• Nintendo Switch - What you get when you use duct tape on an iPad and two Wiimotes.
• Bulletball - The second greatest invention of all time.

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