DrMusic2/Brotherhood of the werejc

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The brotherhood of werejohncandies is a sacred group that exists in canada.

V.O:
I, Nathan chronicle the tales of my people as we help mankind in secrecy
But this was not always so.
For we are a noble race.
Sweet as candy
Born in the early 70's.
We are cute and cuddly.

Chumsley:
We helped people with their problems.

V.O:
That was very rewarding and we became even more well known.
But in 1994 comedian John Candy died and we became a shadow people.
Helping people in secrecy..

Chumsley:
After the nasty humans destroyed our home, we became homeless.

Cassie:
And unemployable.

Muffin:
I'm hungry, can we order a pizza or something?

Johnny:
No, be quiet.

V.O:

Maybe later. Betrayed by mankind unjustly thought to be no better than them.

Billy: Can we have pizza now?

V.O:

They may have had a point....we are werejohncandies!