DILDOlover
— Dildo Lover about to tell the world his dog became an hero. | ||
DILDOlover is the YouTube name used by an as-of-yet unnamed (although he claims to have had his MySpace hacked by anon so someone must know who he is) kid on the internets and a source of much internet drama. This kid has the biggest case of unwarranted self-importance ever seen in a human being. Upon watching people post their lives online he began to masturbate with his own video diary. Only this time nobody cared about poor Dildo Lover. Eventually some people happened across his videos and for some reason subscribed to this kid. Upon seeing that someone was watching him rather than waiting for over 9000, Dildo Lover seized the moment and created a shout out video to his lone fan. Oh Dildo Lover.
Gay Videos
Dildo Lover is tired of being called a fag due to the fact that it is unoriginal. Dildo Lover is seeking original content.
Dildo Lover is very excited somebody noticed him, he must be lonely.
— Dildo Lover | ||
I have some new videos that need to be put up and scrutinized. So whoever made this page... get on that. Nothx.
Jihad
Dildo Lover has taken it upon himself to resist anonymous.
— Dildo Lover on Anonymous | ||
— Dildo Lover directed towards Anonymous | ||
Dildo Lover starts his Jihad with Anon while wearing a retarded mask.
— Dildo Lover | ||
His Dog
Ossie a German Shepherd, age 9 decided to get cancer to escape from the clutches of Dildo Lover. He cultivated a large tumor on his left leg. He refused radiation in an attempt to die faster. The dog requested a special marijuana injection to an hero peacefully. Upon hearing what the nurse was injecting him with, Dildo Lover said the following while still hoping that his dogs death was not really a suicide.
- A conversation with Ossie's savior.
— Extrapolation about what Dildo Lover said to the nurse when she started injecting Ossie | ||
— Nurse | ||
— Dildo Lover in denial | ||
Dildo Lover's video announcement of his dogs death including an explanation of the aforementioned conversation.
Other Nonsense
Dildo Lover believes that he knows how to shot web.
Dildo lover tries to explain the concept of memory with misinformation.
— Dildo Lover discussing bio-chemistry | ||
