Cock boat

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\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

Close but no cigar.

Here is how you draw a basic cock boat:

Code:

<b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b>

Result: \8=========D/ COCKBOAT

Here is how you draw an asian-style cock boat:

Code:

<b><font color = yellow>\<u>8==D</u>/ COCKBOAT</font></b>

Result: \8==D/ COCKBOAT

Either can be improved with a marquee and Font size=5.

Here is how you draw a superior cock boat armada firin its lazerz. You will then refer to the victim as "Commodore de las Cochas"

Code:

 <font size="5"><br/>Here's the fleet you ordered, Commodore de las Cochas!<br/>
<b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
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<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
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<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/><b>\<u>8=========D</u>/ COCKBOAT</b><br/>
<br/></font>

Result:
Here's the fleet you ordered, Commodore de las Cochas!
\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

\8=========D/ COCKBOAT

See also

• Motorboat
• Freedom Flotilla
• Francesco Schettino

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