ChangeDaChannel
ChangedaChannel is a piece-of-shit bandwagon hopper ex-hippie turned wigger, who somehow managed to coax 4000+ people into subscribing to his pointless channel on YouTube. Fluent in Ebonics and a proud White Lib-tard, ChangedaChannel would like to point out that you are racist if you don't like the way he talks.
Yo man, dis is my story
IRL CDC is a 38 year old un-employed failure who lives in a warehouse in Oakland, CA -- a city where Ebonics is spoken freely and wiggers are plentiful. There he heads up a project called Warehouse America -- a pathetic rip off of Douglass Rushkoff's 1997 novel The Ecstasy Club. In that fine novel, a group of bandwagon hopper ravers decide to inhabit a warehouse in Oakland, CA where they can live, do drugs, have sex, and host raves every weekend. Thinking they were on to something new, and about to change the world, the ravers eventually repeat the same failure as the hippies by doing too many drugs and pwning themselves. Apparently CDC didn't get the memo before he started WA.
Prior to that, he was a stanky lice-infested Deadhead, who followed The Grateful Dead around the country during the late 80's and 90's. During this time he sold drugs, hopped other bandwagons like protest rallies, and got a hippie chick pregnant. He also spent some time in jail where he was able to practice Ebonics with his Negro cell mates.
War is (f)Art
ChangedaChannel was the first moron to sign up for Pigslop's ill-conceived and short-lived War Is Art group on YouTube. The WIA, (some thought stood for Wiggers In America), died a quick death when Pigslop collapsed under the weight of his own hubris. Hypocritical douchebag ChangedaChannel, however, stood by Pigslop until the bitter end while at the same time releasing a flurry of anti-hater videos, preaching about the evils of haters on YouTube. Um let's see.... Pigslop = hater, haters = evil... therefore CDC = hypocritical douchebag. He further pwned himself by hanging on to WIA even after Pigslop's death, but then mysteriously quit 24 hours later.
I'm Learnen Edit-en
CDC's videos usually have fancy editing (pronounced "edit-en") which draws attention away from the pointless and boring content. His 4000+ subscribers usually don't give a fuck about what he's saying, they just like the pretty colors and sound effects.
Trivia
- Has a 3 year old son in another state who he should be supporting, but chooses to live in a fucking warehouse and not get a job.
- Bi-lingual - speaks fluent Ebonics. Working knowledge of English.
- Wears a bandana, wigger hat, dreadlocks, beard, and sunglasses to disguise his Whiteness.
- Voting for Barak Obama in 2008.
- Smells like Patchouli.
- Been arrested 30 - 40 times.
- Change Da Channel is Ebonics for Change "The" Channel.
- Would like you to know you are a racist.
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