Chad Lilly

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"Modern Man" Chad Lilly

Chad Edward Lilly is a failed author, publisher, Youtube troll, bankrupt, government shill and a murderer. He currently holds Googles official record for the least amount of fucks given compared to the amount of content created. Having been found out for running a large number of scams, he's been forced to reinvent himself on several occasions, culminating in his current incarnation as a truther peddling disinformation to elderly ladies.

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Silly Lilly

WARNING: Very rough on the anus

Chad, who has never worked a single day in his life, first rose to prominence when he self-published a book entitled "A Day in the Mind". A journey through the angsty mind of an overgrown teenager who couldn't find his way out of the mental anguish of his mother's basement, Lilly takes us on several hundred pages of insane ramblings about how terrible the world is and how very special he is. He whines a lot about how money is used to enslave mankind, which is ironic given Lilly's long history of scamming people for money. FACT: This is the longest book ever written to have been read by nobody. The free sample on Amazon's front page alone has generated over 200 complaints, several dozen wife beatings, three prolapsed anuses, and at least one suicide. Serious shit! The book has been reviewed twice by Chad's own split personalities, one of which described it as 'one of the best books ever written'. We can therefore add delusion and narcissism to the considerable list of Chad's glaring character flaws.

As if being a self-promoting, shitty author wasn't bad enough, Chad then had the temerity to attempt to goad others into publishing their garbage under his name. Unfortunately he ran his business like a childish tyrant, withholding money from author's book sales, posting negative reviews about their books and then harassing them online for months. When the authors rightly complained, Silly Lilly undertook a smear campaign which is similar to that which he undertakes on Youtube today. Instead of following the principles of enlightenment and wisdom that he promotes, he instead throws his toys out of the pram and makes death threats against anybody who dares to call him out on his bullshit. He's described repeatedly as 'petulant, childish and angry' by those he's scammed in the past. "A Day Inside the Mind" of Chad Lilly would probably roughly equate to a day inside a concentration camp (Jew side, not Nazi). Oh and seriously, the book is fucking garbage. Seriously, terrible, ignominious drivel.

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Chad denies ever asking for donations but can be found above e-begging following a faked motorcycle accident. He also accepts donations covertly through sock accounts and has attempted to extort and blackmail women after they've sent him nude photos online. This is mostly because Chad is a cunt and certifiably bankrupt having spent all of everybody else's money for as long as he possibly could, he was finally bought to task in 2014 here. With such a rich and colorful history of financial foul play and general scumbaggery, most people would have left the internet a long time ago. But Chad is far too stupid to realize when he's beaten and keeps coming back for MOAR. Now the subject of an apparent 'gangstalking' campaign by trolls, Shilly's days are now spent making rage videos and blocking anybody who isn't literally licking his balls. He has a loyal following of single elderly cat ladies.

Lilly's Fillies

Mormon

Latter Rain is a fake mormon who believes in God and yet rejects religion in a remarkable display of utter lunacy. As with all Chad's harem, she likes to scream about people threatening her family and label everybody who doesn't swoon over her a troll before blocking half of Youtube. She spends at least 12 of every 24 hours pouting in Google hangouts and gazing lovingly at her own image in the camera. She fingers her cat and is secretly in love with Four, having spent a year stalking him on various sock accounts.

You can find Latter's Youtube Channel here.





"No that's not a penis!"

Tayrha Bascombe is a Jewish mother who uses her children to attempt to dox other users on Youtube to impress her slavemaster and online pimp Chad Lilly. The only transgender woman to have given birth, Tayrha isn't content with having a fucking stupid name and face but also feels the need to act like a clown online, telling lies in an attempt to ruin the lives of others. She drinks. A lot.

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