Carl Fiadino
Carl Fiadino is a fat, racist, misogynistic psychopath from Long Island. Carl first made a name for himself on Usenet, and later at Harmony Central for being a total prick who managed to get himself banned everywhere he went.
Aspirations
Like many of his generation, Carl grew up idolizing Jimi Hendrix. It could be said that he has based most of his adult life around trying to be the next Jimi. This is of course impossible, as Carl is a fat Italian from New York with more time than talent. Carl spent most of the 80s and early 90s playing in bar bands while working as a garbage collector. As fate would have it, a back injury would help set the stage for the Internet tough guy Carl is known as today. Unable to work and on disability, Carl had lots of free time on his hands. Since he also lives with his mother, he's got the funding to frequently purchase musical gear.
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Typical Carl Forum Experience
Carl is known to follow a rather predictable pattern online:
- Register for guitar-related forum.
- Begin discussing $2000 trophy amp he recently purchased.
- Within 2 weeks sell said amp then complain about how much it sucks.
- Call someone who disagrees with him an asshole.
- Threaten person who disagrees with him.
- Gets banned.
He'll then beg the forum's admin to give him another chance. The admin will most often tell him no, at which point Carl will threaten him. When that fails, he will then try everything in his power to get back into the place. After that he'll lay low for awhile before repeating the whole process again.
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Recent Sighting
Carl, not content with his former level of douchebaggery, has recently been seen on YouTube offering auditing for Scientology.
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