Aeverine Nieves/Interview

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A visitor to Nieves' pathetic Wikipedia ripoff site, posing as an ED administrator, made him/her answer some embarrassing questions with the promise of removing this article. Some people are just too stupid to laugh at, sometimes. Here it is, simply for teh lulz:

  1. What is the real reason you are transitioning to female?
    The reason I am transitioning from male to female is a number of things--my mother's death and I had more female friends than male friends when I was in school.
  2. What is the purpose of fantasy TV? Why do you do it?
    If you have heard of Fantasy TV America or INFT, you would know.
  3. It is a well known fact that a person must undergo a mental evaluation in order to get the go ahead for sex reassignment surgery. Is this affecting your transition?
    I am already undergoing that process.
  4. You claim to have had multiple spouses in the past who are female. Conversations with former classmates reveal that you were in no way shape or form trying to be a woman. You have stated in the past that your mother told you she wanted a girl. Is this the true reason you wish to be a woman, to satisfy your dead mother?
    The first three did not result in a marriage. The former classmates of mine were shocked that I am transitioning from male to female. I have (personally) notified about 25% of the Mississinewa Class of 2001--I'll double check my numbers later.
  5. You often talk of spouses, best friends, coworkers, etc. Can you produce REAL pictures of these people?
    I do, but I don't have their permission to do that.
  6. Do you receive any form of government assistance, trust funds, etc and are your finances handled by a court appointed individual who is responsible for paying your bills, distributing funds to you, etc?
    No. prolly a lie It is, she once posted promotional materials for a "undercover investigation" she was doing into Representative Payees (IIRC, she thought hers was stealing money from her) And confirmed.
  7. You claim your dog "Rags" is nine years old. This is very uncommon for dogs to live this long. Is this the true age of your dog?
    Yes.
  8. Have you ever had a job in your life?
    Other than NO SIR GIFTS, no.
  9. How do you plan on paying for your sex change operation?
    One thing I will NOT do as far as paying for the operation is robbing a bank.
  10. Do you suffer from Asperger's Syndrome or any other form of autism?
    As a kid, yes. But I can say that I've been cured, other than being emotionally disabled. I don't think that it should affect my transition at all.
  11. You clearly plagiarize from many sources. A few of those are: wikipedia, the Andrea James website, hhgregg website, King of the Hill episode guides, Futurama episode guides, Beavis and Butt-Head episode guides. Why do you feel the need to steal other peoples' work and try to pass it off as your own?
    How dare you accuse me of plagiarism from sources. The information is just coincidental, and try to work with the information in question. It is not plagiarism. I cannot explain it any clearer than that.
  12. What is the real reason you expelled from Indiana Wesleyan University?
    I had a nervous breakdown at the university and unable to adapt to the college life.