Fendippitous Eggmen
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The Fendippitous Eggmen are a forced meme created sometime in early to mid-April 2010 by newfags on /b/ in an attempt to confuse other newfags with their cryptic posts so that the aforementioned newfags would feel superior. However, this plan of theirs was foiled as multiple other newfags refused to accept that they were just… multiple other newfags, and began spamming the posts all over the internets.
Lolwut?
Hundreds and hundreds of cryptic one-line posts have appeared in random threads on /b/, asking if people have heard of these so-called "Fendippitous Eggmen," or stating that the "Fendippitous Eggmen" would be "coming for you soon." At the time that they first appeared, the only Google results for "Fendippitous Eggmen" were these posts themselves, repeating the same shit over and over again.
Around the same time as this faggotry was proceeding, similar one-liners asking about someone named "Grumfeld van der Spooijwanker" had started to appear. Google revealed that this was a reference to an individual mentioned in a blog by Phillip Norbert Årp, and as early as March someone had been spamming copies of Pnårp's bizarre and most likely drug-induced blog entries all over random threads on /b/.
A couple weeks after the Fendippitous Eggmen blizzard had started, another entry appeared on Pnårp's blog on April 25 about the Fendippitous Eggmen. Shortly after this, more one-liners started appearing all over the place asking if Grumfeld van der Spooijwanker was one of these Fendippitous Eggmen. Soon the cancer started metastasizing as other /b/tards started composing their own variants of the "Fendippitous Eggmen" posts and blew their loads all over the internets.
On May 2, yet another entry was posted to Pnårp's blog describing his full run-in with the Fendippitous Eggmen and how he dealt with them.
A couple of seemingly unrelated YouTube videos have been titled "Fendippitous Eggmen" and "Fendippitous Eggmen Finale."
TOW describes the Fendippitous Eggmen as patent nonsense, meaningless, and incomprehensible.
Wherever these Fendippitous Eggmen are encountered, they must be given the walrus or they will continue spamming their faggotry forever.
What the hell does "fendippitous" mean?
No one knows. It sounds similar to "serendipitous" but the tone of the Fendippitous Eggmen posts seems to imply it's something like "dreaded" or "horrible." It probably doesn't matter.
2016: Autism Speaks
In late 2016 some retard posted on /pol/ about how easy the captcha is to bypass, another faggot took him up on this and asked him to post the 'Fendippitous Eggmen' phrase at the start of each thread. Other idiots probably started copying the phrase too, and then people wondering wtf it is were linked to this very page, so hi /pol/.
