Stealthing
Stealthing is when you, not you reading this but you will be coming up, know you have the God given right to share your genes with as many women as possible so that you can birth as many superior children as possible so you damage the condom by poking holes into it or remove it during sex and finish out by riding the bitch bareback]].
In your case, your inferior ass will most likely will be with some fat, deformed, [[retard|soft in the head Gene Freak. Wanting to have a baby and trap your Minimum Wage earning McDonalds ass she'll be the one to offer up the condoms or will use a lady condom with the top cut out and before we know it, you contributed 5 Stupid, ugly kids to the World's population by adding your Dog mutt genes to it because after the first one you said, "Fuck it, and gave the world 4 more dogs that would be put down if the were caught by the dog catcher.
Perfectly legal to do in the US, as the United States is quickly becoming the new Deutsche Land thanks to all of the libtards taking over, you can do it with pride knowing that you're sharing your perfect genes. Don't go doing it California. The Freaks in that state and their misguided views believe that stealthing is akin to Rape.
How It's Done
Actually it's a pretty simple process. Just poke holes in the condom with a sewing needle. It's that easy. Even a Sperg like you can accomplish that. Where it becomes difficult is when she brings the condoms and demands to put it on you. This is where the stealth in stealthing comes in.
The best way to over come this is to start in a basic position like missionary, give her a couple strokes and say you want to get her from behind. While she's moving into position, you pull the condom off and let her have all your Baby Gravy.
If you're the one in charge of the condom it's a pretty simple process.
- if you know that she's going to inspect the condom, use an oil based lubricant because the oil will cause the condom to break.
- The standard poking holes in the condom.
- Make sure to use condoms that are out of date and have sat in the sun, those Fuckers will turn to dust with the first stroke.
- if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on
- In your case, get a condom that is to big for you ensuring that it will slip off during the old in/out
