Brianna Brochu
Brianna Brochu was an 18-year-old girl, Junior Nazi and a student at the University Of Hartford that hated having a black roommate so much that she resorted to sticking her roommate's toothbrushes up her ass, rubbing her backpack down with used, bloody tampons and putting her Schlicking juices into her lotions and make-up to get her black roommate, Jazzy Rowe, to leave rather than do the sensible thing, go up to her and say, "I hate You bitch, Leave."
Like all master criminals in this modern age of electronic media, the second our brilliant Ku Klux Klan member got what she wanted, she had to go right to Instagram and brag about how she drove out her unwanted roommate.
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Social Justice Warriors Assemble!!!!
Angered that Brianna has only been charged with third-degree criminal mischief and second-degree breach of the peace which are both misdemeanors and had Brianna out on bond, probably within hours of her arrest, SJW's have taken to Twitter, Facebook and other sites with the hashtag #JusticeForJazzy because they feel that the Police and prosecutor like always, dropped the ball and Brianna should be charged with harsher violations because what she did was obviously racially motivated and attempted murder. Not one to miss a chance to cater to the unwashed masses and put on a show for everyone that blacks are less equal to whites and need laws written that favor them so they can be more equal, Connecticut authorities have announced that Brianna Brochu most likely will be made an example of and unfairly punished under hate-crime laws because Brochu's actions, according to them, were solely motivated because her roomamate, Jazzy Rowe, was black and therefor incable of being a cunt or a sleep around, screamer ho that keeps everyone up all night with her need to get her hole stuffed ever night at 2 in the morning or be held responsable for the all to real fact that Rowe would post videoes of Brianna onto Jewtube to make fun of her for snoring.
In a completely predictable fashion, the University of Hartford's President released a letter stating the obvious like how disturbed he is by this situation. The University had taken immediate action once it learned of this. Everyone is safe once more and because Brochu has been thrown out on her ass, all the date-rape keggers that will be held by the fraternities to show their support for Jazzy Rowe can now be put on the calender.
Time For Some Attention Whoring
In true Drama whore fashion, Jazzy Rowe took to facebook with a 90 minute video to explain that she had always known that Brianna was doing something to her but just needed the proof before she could do anything
For weeks, she said, she had been experiencing throat pain and despite all the discomfort it brought her, she never felt the need to see a doctor. It was only when she was told that Brochu was tampering with her property that she went to see a doctor and a nurse told her that "She has bacteria present in her throat."
Obviously not Pre-med because everyone has bacteria in their throats and it's even more surprising that she wasn't told this by a Doctor and that he didn't name the bacteria or show her release papers in the video. Looking to push the Drama queen all the way to the right and into the red, Rowe suggested that this bacteria came from Brochu tampering with her property and after she had left shring a room with Brochu.
Looking to take the stage as the modern face for racism occuring at university's, rowe posted in twitter stating "As a young African American woman I don’t want to become another statistic. When it comes to college incidents/crimes and racial cases justice needs to be served."
