Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/January 7, 2012

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It's pretty hard to stand out as a Scenefag, rapist, pedo fucktard in the Crunkcore world, being that all the members of every band are, well, that. But, for Dahvie Vanity, the creator and consistently ONLY actual member of his band Blood on the Dance Floor, he's boiled it down to a finely-tuned drama machine of Haterz vs. Familiez, all the while distracting any of the public that cares from the fact he's a Scenester Michael Jackson. There is something to be said about a midget who can manipulate hoards of pre-teen girls to do his bidding and be his whores, but unlike cool people like a pimp, a human trafficker, or Tom Cruise, this queer-bait gets his loli by making fag-tastic music with Jay Von Monroe and Jeffree Star, and creates his drama by blaming all of his problems on his ex-bandmates. And he would've gotten away with all of it, too, if one particular loli could've kept her whore mouth shut...

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