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WingsofRedemption (Powerword: Richard "Jordie" Jordan) is a 400+-pound, hypocritical, disgusting, racist, homophobic lowlife who throws controllers, bans and censors players for minor infraction, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, Pepsi and banquet meals. In 2018 Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in Mexico, and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a Lexapro zombie, Richard still generates lulz on his twitch channel, which he had to leave, because they ended his contract, forcing him to start streaming on JewTube.

Stroking his ego so big that it almost came, Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "why the fuck you stream that shit?".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he got his ass banned for good for pussying out of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.


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