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As well as being another word for boring, a Job is something that unemployed people and students don't have. Jobs are, by definition, paid labor. Anything a robot could do better, a human is already doing and getting paid to -- unless they are Mexican, as paying a Mexican is purely optional. All job managers are fat, bald, miserable, white boomer men because millennials don't or "can't" work, and the highest level to which a wagecuck can aspire in a company is to that of Secretary, HR drone, or diversity specialist.

Living the NEET life and eating chicken tendies all day is far more productive than a job in the long run. Over a 40-year career, those who didn't earn a high school diploma or GED are expected to bring in less than $1 million, which translates into slightly more than $24,000 a year ($11.70 per hour), but it doesn't matter because you can just get an RV and eat chicken tendies using that money and live off the government never fearing the HR department ever again. You will own nothing anyways so get used to it. Your better off working 10 years in a trade or food service and then retiring with SSI benefits than going to college to become a wagecuck. The real reason the far-right can meme is because they have the time to shitpost because they have found 4chan (prior to the Reddit takeover) at the age of 14 who showed the entire world that jobs are a meme and a form of being a soyboy beta cuck while the rest of the millennial generation is struggling to start adult life and has never left school, paying money to wall-streeters while working in Starbucks or the cubicle.


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