Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 29, 2023
Chris-Chan (Real name: Christine Weston Chandler⚧; originally Christian Weston Chandler and Christopher Weston Chandler at his birth to age 11, but more popularly known as "That Fat, Retarded, Degenerate, Tranny bitch Fuckface"; b. February 24, 1982: Age 42) is a fat, stupid, perverted, religious, SEVERELY autistic, basement-dwelling, racist, homophobic, tranny-loving, pedophiliac, incestuous, rapist, self-proclaimed (ex-) "virgin with rage", degenerate manchild, and creator of his own 'skillfully-written' as well as skillfully-drawn series of comics starring an illegal, Yank-made bootlegged version of the blue blur called "Sonichu": his supremely retarded hybrid of Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog.
The most notable physical characteristic of Chris, beyond the obvious morbid corpulence, and his insane tranny operations that only succeeded in giving him a pair of pendulous french-fries-with-soy-sauce induced man boobs, is that he wears a medallion made out of crayola FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC and acrylic paint everywhere, at all times in homage to his yellow Sonic re-color. In public. As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shitload of medallions: The blachu, and the "Rosechu" medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Which, of course, he does, because who the fuck would sit around on their fat ass all day coloring-in comic book pages if they had anything better to do with their lives?
Eventually, after years of trolling, Chris began asking for donations from people to continue his projects. The hapless retards of the net—idiotically thinking that sending Chris cash was "milking the lolcow"—actually began complying with these requests and sending him upwards of $100 and calling it "trolling." It seems that, in the end, Chris actually became the troll by milking countless dipshits out of their monies... This is why you shouldn't let your autistic children on the internet. Despite there being many, many other lolcows ripe for the taking after Chris's discovery, none may ever reach the same level of infamy as his, and Chris shall be doomed to forever remain in public (and online) consciousness as the Frankenstein's monster of the Internet.
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