Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 15, 2024

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Love is the antithesis of hæt and the answer to how babby is formed. Also, the most widely used rationalization for sex and/or drama. It was invented by the French as an excuse for their smelly armpits. "I love you" is a direct translation of the phrase "Pardonnez-moi, je suis un poseur", which also means "It's just that I'm French". Historically, love has been the perfect excuse for mimes to cut their wrists after each failed performance and later proceed to show that they've failed at suicide as well. Love is also the main subject discussed in religion and politics. It is, thus, an excuse for failure and writing crappy poetry, and it is politically incorrect.


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