User:Thebirdlover/There's not enough lulz on my hamburger
Note: This is an essay. So this may not reflect the opinion of liberals, furries, jewish people, and Jesse Jackson. That is all.
Lulz is like a hamburger. Too little and it tastes like an ant. Too much and it tastes like GirlVinyl on one of her bulimic days. So balance the Lulz by adding some condiments.
The Buns
This is basically the summaries of your piece. They make the burger have meaning. For example if you were writing about Oh Internet you may want to say. "Oh Internet is the faggy imitator of Know Your Meme that GirlVinyl created Last Thursday so she could get twice as much jew gold as before" That sums up Oh Internet nicely and it is short and to the point.
The Patty
The patties on your burgers are basically the topic sentences. They add a fancy touch to your sentence. For example if I wanted to write about the artists on DeviantART I could type. "The gay users on DeviantArt are normally people who have nothing else to do but paint crap, who include..." That basically gives you a topic on which to start on.
The Cheese, Lettuce, and Tomatoes
These are all the detail sentences that by themselves would not taste good but together with a bun and a patty make the burger taste terrific. For example, if you wanted to talk about Hillary Clinton in relation to Obama's cabinet. You could say, "The seceratary of state is a stripper named Hillary Clinton. She is very serious because she hasn't got laid in years." Those are two detail sentences that by themselves won't do much but will shine together with other info about Obama's cabinet.
The Ketchup
The ketchup is not needed but it does add a little something to the article. These normally include pictures, sayings such as "All your bases belong to us" and "furfag", or just something random that kind of goes away from the subject. It adds lol to the burger of lulz.
Your Done
Congratulations, you have just made your lulz better than other peoples lulz. Your diploma is in the next Big Mac you buy at McDonalds.
