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GoreGrish is a gore forum started last thursday after a lot of oldfags and newfags alike were banned or unable to register at the then private ogrish forums. Uncoverreality had fallen into the hands of an aspie (no shit he has tourettes) who bought the forum for a ridiculous amount of money off a britfag still owing money on his BMW and supporting a heroin addict he met online. The new aspie owner started banning all the good members right before announcing it now costs 5 bucks to join a gore forum that steals it's content from others, like they all do. Luckily some Australian guy was on hand with a forum already populated by tumbleweeds and closet fags, and more people started showing up.
Humble Beginnings
GoreGrish started with around 16 admins and 27 members. Using vBulletin. Of course, this didn't work. The site moved over to a forum software called xenforo, which is kinda like a broken facebook. Many of the oldfags complained the new software was too new and longed for the days of 56k modems and simpler times, circa ogrish 2004. Ajax effects such as inline popups scared the older folks away, probably back to rotten and it's table based HTML structure.
1921–1933
A Stalinist purge by the fucking kikes who run the place seen the admin staff number reduced to three and the overall membership go up by thirteen people. Nine of whom committed suicide on hearing they were demoted, thus some e-cred was seriously raped. Several weeks later 1500 people had joined, including rock sensation Billy Idol although most of them were sock puppets of previously banned members and Bill later An hero in tragic circumstances. Over 9000 image attachments on the site have been added, mostly shit you seen in 2002.
Later That Day
Someone reported GoreGrish for hosting child porn to the sites datacenter host, the admin team were furious as they never included a dedicated child porn section, but pics of dead raped babies are okay thanks. The CP report on goregrish was traced back to the infamous ass-rapist flaglerchat, AKA internet cancer.
The Future: Bleak
The site is now awash with oldfags again, forum rivals and other assorted faggotry. The admins are rarely seen, pretending they have irl to deal with but in reality they are bloated with with ice cream, pizza and cheap wine from users paypal donations. A frontpage was started with articles and video, however it soon became apparent no one could write and the talentless hacks discovered cut/paste has a detrimental effect with SEO and the Google. Every time something goes wrong they just fire more staff and blame the members. The customer is always right.
It is believed the site will eventually become a financial burden on the owners and be sold off as a serious investment for those looking to get into their feet wet in the gore hosting business, or someone who enjoys accusations of being a pedophile.
Notable Members
- Ubee - Dutch.
- Your Mom.
Links & Shit
- The GoreGrish forums - Don't ask don't tell.
- UncoverReality.com - HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS READY PLZ
Ogrish.com The Mothership.
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