Hugbox
Not to be confused with Huegbox.
The hugbox is a BDSM device mainly used by retards who are too faggy to admit they are kinky bastards. As a meme it was initially coined by sdf, "Go back to your hugbox" is a frequently-flung insult to those who have been trolled by Bantown. A hugbox is a purported remedy for Asperger's Syndrome and other forms of autism. It is a machine wherein an aspie crawls inside, and is squashed by two giant labial folds, thus producing the feeling of being loved, because a machine that looks like a torture instrument did it with an industrial paper printer is perfect at simulating real love, amirite?. It is also a very profound metaphor for LiveJournal and many other online forums.
The hugbox insult is also a great way to troll autism-themed communities. It's guaranteed to earn you countless replies from angry fucktards telling you that you are a horrible human being. Just remind them how glad they can be not to be nerds any more, now that they've digivolved into some new kind of tard.
Proper Usage
Used primarily in insult form in response to complaints/improper requests, or as a valediction.
<shipley> WTF TAKE MY BBQ DOWN YOU ASSHOLES
<sdf> Go back to your hugbox, aspie.
-!- Brattie was kicked from #bantown by sdf [Go back to your hugbox.]
Example
Behold:
[23:27] * Adrianna ([email protected]) has joined #hugbox [23:27] <Adrianna> hai! [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] <Adrianna> WTF [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Adrianna ([email protected]) has left #hugbox
Inventor Temple Grandin and her hugbox
—A woman who gives new meaning to the term "Bulldyke". | ||
Hugbox: The Movie
HBO recently released a made-for-tv movie called Temple Grandin. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. [1]
Finally
Now that you're finished with this article, you can be given a proper sendoff:
See Also
External Links
- Therafin's product page on the hugbox, now known as the Squeeze Machine.
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