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From Encyclopedia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids: Template:*mp... that the tooth fairy is actually a pedophile that eats children? Template:*mp... that if you make a funny face and hold it for too long it'll stay that way? Template:*mp... that Jesus is black, and is also Michael Jackson. And dead. Also, cocks? Template:*mp... that the monster inside your closet is real? Template:*mp... Anonops was almost taken down by an illgel hacker from AU known as iCER Template:*mp... that retards are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm?