Ratherberucking
Once upon a time, there was a fairly emo LJ user of little to no importance named 
poloemily. Apart from repeatedly humiliating easy opponents like scratchgirl and smileyme, she was a nonentity. Then, one fateful day, she was exposed to large amounts of radiation and, rather than dying, she rose like a phoenix. She became ratherberucking: the terror of lj.
Her conquests of liberal mens' hearts are far too numerous to list here and include the use of something which defeats them every time: Logic. Her conquests of the batshit insane are even more numerous. Her feud with PaigeGirl is legendary and mostly mythological.
Utilizing a powerful mind-control ray, she destroys her opponents' abilities to communicate effectively. With this she raids entire cancer wards, raping the mindless zombies that she has created. Unfortunately, Ratherberucking has been defeated by Mothra.
