Final Solution

Final Solution is part of a series on final solutions.

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• Apology
• Ban fucking everyone
• Buy a dog
• Complete rewrite
• Delete fucking everything
• Deleting your LiveJournal
• Deleting your Youtube Videos
• Done with ED
• Flounce
• Holocaust
• Internet Kill Switch
• It was a social experiment
• KILL IT WITH FIRE
• Mass Murder
• Never drinking again
• Nibiru/Planet Nine
• Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
• Quitting IRC forever
• Ragequit
• Suicide (see also An Hero)
• Wikicide (Wikibreak)
• Unsubscribing
• X FUCKING Y

Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on customers_suck, you can't unfuck a six-month-old, and you can't turn back time until before you blocked someone with root access. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a final solution (German: Die Endlösung der Judenfrage). Not to be confused with a last measure or final destiny.

In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem. Or, if you are a Jew, the Palestinian problem.

Before using a final solution

• If your problem is small enough, making your journal friends only might calm things down.
• Large amounts of alcohol may solve your problem.
• Consider buying a dog.
• Jesus may be the answer, but most likely isn't.
• LSD can help you return into a nearly-dreamed state of happiness. Just don't forget you may end up a little dizzy.
• Try doing a barrel roll.
• Try cooking a couple of eggs. Well, it gets Moot excited.

See also

• The WIKI:SS method of final solution
• Holocaust
• An Hero - May also be considered a Final Solution
  
• Mixcds - Used for denying yourself potential sex
• deleting everything- used to avoid offending someone due to your previous post- usually, more specifically, to avoid being beaten up because you are a pussy
• Social Suicide Machine

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