LBC Lulz News/E3 Day 1, By "The Guy"

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E3 2011 Day 1 Wrap-up

By THE GUY

Now I know what you are thinking, "Who the fuck is The Guy? He sounds like some douchebag with USI." I'm going to answer that right now...I AM THE GUY, YOU WHORE. And I am the LBC's new gaming columnist. I'm the person who will be telling you what the fuck is happening down at E3. And I will tell you EXACTLY what you should care about and why. I will also tell you when you should rage like a bitch with PMS. As the day goes by, I will update this page with new shit. So you better fucking watch asshole.


So apparently the next Nintendo console, which is known as the Fucking Project Cafe (which is a homosexual name, even when compared to the fucking Wii) is going to have a controller with a touchscreen inside it. WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING. Jesus fucking christ, if I want to play on a DS I will play on a DS. I can already tell now that Nintendo's next console is not going to be "hardcore". If the Fucking Project Cafe is hardcore, then so is Angry Birds. I can't wait until Nintendo's press conference when they're gonna announce their next hardcore game, Cooking Mama Infinite. Or some shit like that. I don't know.

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