Final Solution

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Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on customers_suck, you can't unfuck a six-month-old, and you can't turn back time until before you blocked someone with root access. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a final solution (German: Die Endlösung der Judenfrage). Not to be confused with a last measure or final destiny.

In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem. Or, if you are a Jew, the Palestinian problem.

Before using a final solution

If your problem is small enough, making your journal friends only might calm things down.
Large amounts of alcohol may solve your problem.
Delete the gym, hit facebook and lawyer up.
DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
Consider buying a dog.
Jesus may be the answer, but most likely isn't.
LSD can help you return into a nearly-dreamed state of happiness. Just don't forget you may end up a little dizzy.
Try doing a barrel roll.
Try cooking a couple of eggs. Well, it gets moot excited.

The WIKI:SS method of final solution
Holocaust
An Hero - May also be considered a Final Solution
Mixcds - Used for denying yourself potential sex
deleting everything- used to avoid offending someone due to your previous post- usually, more specifically, to avoid being beaten up because you are a pussy
The Jewish Question
Social Suicide Machine

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