Critical race theory

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Critical Race Theory, or CRT, or Kwitiko Wace Theeowy, or whatever these politically correct faggot butt babies are calling nowadays—is some lame excuse to teach kids that they should be ashamed of themselves because they are white, or American, or both. These children must be held responsible because their grandfathers murdered and raped and killed people, and they did it for the lulz. Now let's hang our heads in shame because of what our ancestors did, and examine da CRITIKO WACE THEOWY.

What is critical race theory?

Critical race theory is a hypothesis and curriculum designed to bring unity to Western nations using afro-supremacy, white guilt, and the wisdom of youth. Butthurt parents have discovered the use of this theory in their children's schools, resulting in some lulzy moments if you're willing to sift through hours of local bureaucratic crap to see them.

Those who are not on the side of social justice have alleged that the purpose of CRT is to generate new copies of brainwashed copies of their zombie teachers. The SJWs claim there is no such thing as CRT and the curriculum that comes from this is actually history and not a result of CRT.

School board meetings

This is the most likely place for the CRT pushers to generate butthurt. There were over 9000 cases of parents challenging their local school boards on whether this would be an awesome idea or more crap to divide the country. Most parents want rid of their kids for some part of the day, but not bad enough to read the curricula. Which only again proves that women belong in the kitchen or homeschooling their children.

CRT recipe

See also


Critical race theory is part of a series on Education

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