Pamela Jones

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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT!
ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?
At last revealed: the true identity of Pamela Jones

Pamela Jones, or PJ as she is affectionately known, is a paralegal responsible for the administration of Groklaw, a blog dedicated to uncovering the quagmire of the SCO/IBM debacle that threatens to shut down the development of Linux. Pamela Jones is an interesting animal. A staunch supporter of open source software, she quit her job in order to record what she believes is the fallacy of SCO's legal case. She also believes that Darl McBride wants to rape her, eat her flesh, and then deposit her remains in the Utah desert.

It is often thought that Pamela Jones isn't who she says she is. Theories abound that she is either an IBM employee, Eric S. Raymond's sister, and/or a Linux user. Regardless, Darl McBride will soon reveal all.

Pamela Jones became the focus of attention due to her high profile cat-fight with Maureen O'Gara. After questioning Ms. O'Gara's ability to report the news, Pamela Jones became the victim of a tasteless stalking attempt on O'Gara's part, which was subsequently published in LinuxWorld. Pamela Jones has since threatened legal action against Sys-Con, the publishers of LinuxWorld. Unfortunately, though, Linux is seldom used in any profitable venture, and Sys-Con has no money to lose.