Musical.ly
When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the cancerous spawns of the internet which have made them develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth, the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.
What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a shitty app on your mobile phone (which you probably don't even deserve, you spoiled asshat) called Musical.ly. Musical.ly was an app created by azns known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to atrocious songs they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".
How was it created?
Musical.ly was created by Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang that say they they wanted to create an app to educate people from the world. When it launched nobody gave a fuck, do to the fact faggots were watching unfunny jokes made by wiggers. So they saw the fuckboys on the other app using music in background to hide the fact their cringe, and said "hey what we made that into an app were people no talent can lip-sync to songs" and the other guy said "Genius" and the rest is history.
Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app, and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract millions of people to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving the their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" were they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.
Why do people make Musical.ly videos?
The reasons as to this vapid insanity can seem rather complex. But, if you took the time out of your life to use the germ-sized brain you have, you would realize that it is actually more simple than you thought. Musers have no talent on their own, so they use other people's songs and dance to it with their shaky and pathetic movements to disguise that blatant fact.
If Musers have no talent, then why do they get internet famous?
Since musers can't sing worth shit, people like you tend to get confused as to their sudden popularity. The answer is because there are SO MANY PEOPLE out there with just as much singing skill that they have the nerve to get jealous at their H0T S3XY D4NC35!!!! OMG!
Notable Musers
- Baby Ariel: The girl with the inflated breasts.
- Jacob Sartorius: Baby Ariel's hawt loli husbando. Also has a JewTube and Vine.
- Casey Simpson: He actually uses his real voice. However, it is so annoying and grating that one would wish he actually did the lip-syncing shtick like everyone else on the site.
{s}*Bart Baker{/s}: Wait, he sings for a living, why is he here? Update: moved to China and is now trying to please the communists
Live.ly
After two god like humans made tons of money off cringelords on the internet. They thought "we need more options for the retards on the app" and Live.ly was born. It's the livestreams from Instagram, but it's the entire app. You may be asking why would you download this if you have Instagram? Because people are retarded. It's purpose is for rich people to steal money from kids, as people are so thirsty for that Moolah to spend on a $200 black t-shirt with a logo on it. It's also was used by Musers to be as "lit" as possible. Doing things like the dab and playing with fidget spinner because it's S0 L!T 4ND (0Ol!!!
The End of Musical.ly
On the 2nd of August of 2018, Musical.ly finally got shut down and replaced with a similar app called "TikTok" created by the Chinese internet technology company named created by the Chinese internet technology company named "Bytedance". TikTok has the exact same concept as Musical.ly but is especially more Asian than its predecessor. Therefore, let's not become too optimistic about this.
This is what Tik Tok has to say about itself on it's about page:
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See Also
- TikTok, its successor
- Vine
- Cell Phone
- Jailbait
- GOTIS
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