Hayakain

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The basement dweller IRL.

Hayakain, real name Joshua Benefield, like many other furfags on deviantART, has an interestingly abnormal habit of bawwing about shit nobody cares about. It is common knowledge that furries and fanboys go hand-in-hand, and when one snaps, it is usually due to someone simply voicing their opinion on a furry's fetishes, lifestyle and/or an artist they are a fan of. And in this case, the setting off was done by some haters who were trolling a cancerous inflation fetishist that goes by the name of Tom Preston. Hayakain obviously (l2spell) sees Preston as being a God among men, and goes as far as to defend him through a shitty dA journal. He was obviously trying to take an internet tough guy approach. Fortunately, this failed tremendously which resulted in more negative attention towards Tom Preston and himself. It can also be noted that Hayakain is a closet gay, in that a majority of his art consists of furry whores parading around naked, but when you visit his E621 gallery, you'll see shotacon furry dongs scattered about. (Editor's Note: Your grammar sucks, go back to taiwan and make some tools for me.)

Hatred of ED and war against EDF2

He actually took the time to create this, not that it shows any effort.
   
 
It's ED, it's not worth reading.
 

 
 

—On refusing to read an ED article.

Hayakain has made his hatred of ED known through multiple means necessary. Whether it be through shitty journals where he bawws about how ED is nothing more than a troll site or saying how he is immune to ED and trolling through dA comments, he'll be sure to have you know that he is in no way butthurt, and that we're/I'm just a bunch of faggot(s) who have nothing better to do then fuck around with people. This is obviously not true, since he/I take(s) the time to write about this site in the first place, and doesn't just go on with his/my life just as anyone else would. Except for the author of this article.

The saga began when he wrote a journal defending his idol Tom Pretson and ending it with the words "Come at me bro" directed at ED. When no one did anything but make fun of his on the forum he made an account to try and argue with them. When confronted with how pathetic and desperate for attention that is he claimed that it was an old account that he had made two years ago.

Forgetting for a moment the forum was up for less than a year at the time, it exposed Joshua as a lier who's entire debating technique consists of telling obvious lies which he does his best to cover with as much details as he can so that they can't be disproved and then insisting you have to believe him no matter how obvious the lie is. When is shown evidence that he is lying he changes his story or pretends he didn't see your comment.

After his short fight with EDF ended in everyone ripping him a new one, he went back to DA to declare victory. But when he saw everyone laughed at this statement he went back to the forum only to be told that if he doesn't fuck off his gay porn will be Emailed to all his friends and family. Soon after he left again and still continues repeat that he won over and over in hopes that people might think it's true.

Hayakain's Victories Against The Internet Include:

  • Having to delete all his gay porn a day after it was found by EDF2.
  • Having copies of his gay porn that are uploaded to sites he has no control over thrown in his face.
  • Having his gay porn (which he claims is not gay) featured on the front page of a furry porn site.
  • Having his DA page flooded with hate comments.
  • Having hate art uploaded to DA which he reports when he can and rages at when he can't.
  • Getting mocked on a number of sites and blogs.
  • Having to end his webcomic.
  • Making hate art about ED, hiding it in his DA scrap like a cowered, only to have it found anyway.
  • Get exposed as a homosexual.
  • Get exposed as a furry.
  • Get exposed as someone who is probably in a gay relationship with his own brother.

Rise to Fame

   
 
I'll dismiss you now, you can't put coherent ideas together without lacing them with insults. It's a small mind that cannot hold decent conversation.

I have retracted nothing, I have stated everything clearly, you have not done anything except say 'no, you're wrong' over and over and repeating yourself like a broken record. I am neither intimidated or offended by you, and I look forward to what the ED yes men say when you come crying to them that I blocked you.
 


 
 

—On blocking Torture-Device like a crybaby.

Thanks to the good folks on EDF, a certain Torture-Device picked-up on Joshua's faggotry and, naturally, like the blood-thirsty shark for drama he is, seeked him out and took a bite out of him. Naturally, not being able to resist his primal furry urges, Joshua bawwed about it and only drew more negative attention to himself. If it wasn't for him bitching about Tom Preston haters in the first place, he would've never been bullied and people would've left alone Tom mother-fucking Preston.


THE REAL QUESTION IS WHY YOU CARE ABOUT SOME FAGGOT FROM GEORGIA IN THE FIRST PLACE. THAT STATE BARELY EXISTS.

Gallery

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Quotes

   
 

I don't even know what yiffing is.

I have never pretended to be an animal person. What I draw does not reflect on me as a person in any way.
 


 
 

—He's not a furry, as the gallery above clearly shows

   
 
Personally I'm all but immune to trolling so it doesn't bug me, I just wonder why the waste of time posting there.
 

 
 

   
 
Well it doesn't piss me off, it just makes me wonder if they don't have something better to do.
 

 
 

—ED totally does not offend Hayakain.

   
 

1: I draw it because I want to. It's become quite a thing and I'd like to continue it, it'll be good experience. 2: I do not. Those things in real life would be terrifying. 3: I disagree with 'disgusting.' I do not pander to anybody, as you can see with my disregarding the insults to my subject matter of choice.
 


 
 

—He continues to deny his obvious fetish.

   
 

I do not despise ED, or any of you. I do think many of you have taken leave of rational thought and the space occupied by a Sailor's Guide to Insults, but there's no hatred here. It's fun to take each angry patron down a peg or two.
 


 
 

   
 
Just came to chat. I didn't need to come here for attention, you guys lurk on my dA page every day regardless. Hell, you all gave me 100 new watchers and about 2k pageviews in about a week, I don't need ED for attention.
 

 
 

Failing to defend his case.

   
 

No idea what that's about. And I'm no 'furry' of any sort. Drawing anthropomorphic characters no more makes me a 'furry' than drawing cars makes me a mechanic.
 


 
 

—Still trying to defend his case.

DOX

  • Name: Joshua Benefield
  • DOB: May 19, 1987
  • Location: Atlanta, GA

E-mails:


  • AIM: Hayakain


Works at:

  • Chick-Fil-A at North Lake Festival
  • 3967 Lavista Rd
  • Tucker, GA. 30084
  • 770-939-9001

Parents' address:

  • 4544 S Hope Springs Rd
  • Stone Mountain, GA 30083-5130
  • (404) 294-6958
  • A picture

Relatives:

See Also

This weeaboo furfag is onto something.
The faggot's reaction.

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